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my balls balls balls touched toilet water for the first time today
what are some stuff you have happen
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good question cunt.
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question to all you Americans: doesn't it annoy you th6at water always splashes on your assh6oles wh6en you're taking5 a dump? th6e toilet bowl for some inexplicable reason fills all th6e way up to th6e rim with6 water in your country, after all... probably because you wimps are afraid of th6e smell of sh6it...
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good question cunt.
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is th6is your th6ang5....
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THE KILL wrote:
Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:44 am
question to all you Americans: doesn't it annoy you th6at water always splashes on your assh6oles wh6en you're taking5 a dump? th6e toilet bowl for some inexplicable reason fills all th6e way up to th6e rim with6 water in your country, after all... probably because you wimps are afraid of th6e smell of sh6it...
I’ve heard from Germans before that our toilets have a ton of water in them. I’ve never thought this did anything to cut down on the shit reek, although maybe it would be even worse with less water? Maybe Germanics love to smell their own shit?
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I have ear-hair. I thought this would happen in my 60s but no, it’s now.

Also my body always aches somewhere. there’s never a time that I’m not aware of pain.
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The water level in toilets can be adjusted...
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THE KILL wrote:
Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:44 am
question to all you Americans: doesn't it annoy you th6at water always splashes on your assh6oles wh6en you're taking5 a dump? th6e toilet bowl for some inexplicable reason fills all th6e way up to th6e rim with6 water in your country, after all... probably because you wimps are afraid of th6e smell of sh6it...
I love the splash.

I leave 3 or 4 unflushed pisses in the toilet so I can get my butthole splashed.
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germany toilets have a dry-ass shelf where shit is presented until you flush - REEKING

and even when there's no shelf, you have so little water that it essentially guarantees the shit is smeared all over the walls of the toilet bowl

you are right - I would rather have some literally harmless* toilet water splash me than have to sit there breathing a fecal miasma

*you're not going to get a stoolborne illness from yourself, and you probably won't from anyone else. this is why eating ass is so wonderful.

(the above assumes a non-public toilet, of course - public toilet = guaranteed bad smells and disease transmission)
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h6ah6a I'm g5lad I th6rew th6at bait out, g5reat answers all around! I wouldn't mind a toilet bowl full of water to be h6onest; wh6ile almost no TG%erman toilets h6ave th6e sh6it sh6elf nowadays it's like Necrometer said, sh6it is smeared to th6e back wall and you h6ave to breateh6 it in wh6ile reading5 your favourite mag5 or wanking5. Usually I flush6 wh6ile I'm taking5 a sh6it, I'd rath6er not h6ave to smell it.

Anyway, nose h6air, and just like Riley said, someth6ing5 is always ach6ing, especially if I can't go to training for a week or more.
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Necrometer wrote:
Sat Feb 22, 2020 2:46 pm

*you're not going to get a stoolborne illness from yourself, and you probably won't from anyone else. this is why eating ass is so wonderful.
:lol: I got a (h6armless) infection once from bacteria "usually only found in th6e colon" (according5 to doctor). So yeah6, ass to mouth6 or similar sh6enanig5ans are not such6 a g5ood idea...
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The older I get the more I want to eat a broad's dumper.
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THE KILL wrote:
Sun Feb 23, 2020 12:39 am
Necrometer wrote:
Sat Feb 22, 2020 2:46 pm
*you're not going to get a stoolborne illness from yourself, and you probably won't from anyone else. this is why eating ass is so wonderful.
:lol: I got a (h6armless) infection once from bacteria "usually only found in th6e colon" (according5 to doctor). So yeah6, ass to mouth6 or similar sh6enanig5ans are not such6 a g5ood idea...
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you probably got it from huffing turd fumes tbqh
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Ross you know you can get REALLY sick from sucking on people's assholes, right? Maybe I misread your post
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you didn't misread!

one CAN get sick from a lot of things

healthy guts = healthy eating (I don't mean that in a "cleanse/toxins" way, I mean... no infections)

maybe a "don't eat cholera ass" disclaimer would be prudent?

I am mostly having fun here but my sincere perception is that it's generally safe to eat ass if the person is not sick
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and I definitely don't think The Kill got sick from sniffing poo
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Necrometer wrote:
Sun Feb 23, 2020 6:07 pm
you didn't misread!

one CAN get sick from a lot of things

healthy guts = healthy eating (I don't mean that in a "cleanse/toxins" way, I mean... no infections)

maybe a "don't eat cholera ass" disclaimer would be prudent?

I am mostly having fun here but my sincere perception is that it's generally safe to eat ass if the person is not sick
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FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
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- post in the wrong thread

- send a message to the wrong group chat
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copstache wrote: i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call
FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
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Necrometer wrote:
Sun Feb 23, 2020 6:07 pm
and I definitely don't think The Kill got sick from sniffing poo
Faggotts are well known vectors of disease (which is why it has been illegal for all of human history, as it should be). Who knows what God awful diseases the Kill has picked up from his men's bathroom rendezvous...the Kill should be put to sleep in the interest of public health.
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