stuff that happens when you get older

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FVBTVS wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2020 11:25 am
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ugh tell me about it
do you take anything

mines gone up to a nonstop 7 when its really bad
best thing I've been able to find was trying a million stretches I looked up until I found ones that target the right areas. doesn't make it go away but can really lessen it
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i have a different ass problems and you people are really cloggin up my youtube search results.
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riley-o wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2020 9:25 am How are you guys able to still be tricked by this level of trolling :lol:
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my favorite new game : ingrown hair or testicular cancer?
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I'm reluctant to talk about it because I'm on testosterone shots and it's an unfair advantage. I know it is, because I've had it for almost 8 years now. It speeds up recovery and makes tough exercise easier, and tough exercise is what it takes to really beat shit like sciatica and a thrown back. I've had so many crippling injuries that I thought I would never recover from, and I am way more prone to them on testosterone too, just because of the increased everyday physicality. Shit is crazy, but I love it. I run circles around people half my age, and still live pretty turbo. Favorite lyrics for testosterone life = Death Grips

Wife started testosterone pellets a little over a year ago and now we are an elite perv couple like never before. She also likes other health spa drugs like B12 shots and fat burners, so I get to fuck with that stuff too.
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Collagen peptides have been the biggest lifesaver for my thrashed ass joints. There were times that I was so desperate for relief that I would eat the cartilage from chicken wings and spareribs. Takes 2 to 4 scoops a day, and several cans in to start feeling the healing, but it's definitely made a big difference for me and is a permanent addition to my diet now.
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A big can of collage powder ended up at my house somehow(?). I tried it, it's pretty gross even though it says "completely benign" or whatever on the tin. Are you saying it'll make my knuckles stop hurting?
I feel like I gave myself arthritis by starting rock climbing in my dotage.
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Sleeping with a mouth guard is pretty fucking annoying.
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featherboa wrote: Fri Feb 28, 2020 2:00 pm A big can of collage powder ended up at my house somehow(?). I tried it, it's pretty gross even though it says "completely benign" or whatever on the tin. Are you saying it'll make my knuckles stop hurting?
I feel like I gave myself arthritis by starting rock climbing in my dotage.
I can't fit my wedding ring on anymore :lol:
I don't want to say it's just the one thing working but yeah it should help some. I do ninja smoothies every day with coffee and veggies, whole ginger and turmeric root chunks, and lots of other powders and shit (protein, creatine, spirulina, power greens, flax, chia seeds, kelp, collagen etc).
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I've been eating collagen and ginger in the name of joint pain science-stition... can't really tell if it's working

I'll never forget the gal I once worked with who was from china and said that in shanghai if you had joint pain you'd eat a boiled cat
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Even though me knees feel and sound like fucking Velcro, I feel like I’m in much less pain than most of you bastards. I’ve been taking four flights of stairs up work in the morning lately. Not sure if this will improve or greatly diminish my health now.
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Necrometer wrote: Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:59 pm I've been eating collagen and ginger in the name of joint pain science-stition... can't really tell if it's working

I'll never forget the gal I once worked with who was from china and said that in shanghai if you had joint pain you'd eat a boiled cat
I'll try anything and everything I guess. Still need to add bone broth to my diet.
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Necrometer wrote: Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:59 pm I've been eating collagen and ginger in the name of joint pain science-stition... can't really tell if it's working

I'll never forget the gal I once worked with who was from china and said that in shanghai if you had joint pain you'd eat a boiled cat
In shanghai if you were feeling mildly peckish between lunch and dinner time you'd eat a boiled cat
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MeatGrease wrote: Sat Feb 29, 2020 1:41 pm
Necrometer wrote: Fri Feb 28, 2020 9:59 pm I've been eating collagen and ginger in the name of joint pain science-stition... can't really tell if it's working

I'll never forget the gal I once worked with who was from china and said that in shanghai if you had joint pain you'd eat a boiled cat
In shanghai if you were feeling mildly peckish between lunch and dinner time you'd eat a boiled cat
When meatgrease feels mildly peckish I suspect he eats an unboiled dick.
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collagen nvv
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Collagen? The extracellular jew? No thanks... :roll:
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Case of bone broth just arrived, it will be my new ramen/noodlebowl water, getting consumed semi to daily.

I've had tennis elbow in multiple spots on both arms, dodgy/fucked up hip sockets, sciatica more than once, blown lower back/pinched discs, wrist and ankle sprains, cracked a heel, dented a shin, shot both shoulders on separate occasions, and I just keep reforming like a terminator. Had a severed nerve or something, I don't even know now, in my front left thigh, that caused a numbness that lasted several years, even that seems to have healed. Right now I have no pain anywhere above a 3, and I have to strain to get it up to that.
I'm still in a place where pullups cost me progress on the elbows, but I'm hoping to be past it soon. Either way I'm going to end up like the Dethklok song.
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