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James,

Is that NY prison-made hand sanitizer work better than these zinc lozenges?
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On a scale of 1 to 10, why did the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation help bioengineer this pandemic
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Asking for a friend:

I'm supposed to go pork this girl at her dorm at ___ Thursday
And they have 13 students quarantined... but I mean if I'm going to get it I should pork?
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Geeheeb wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:27 pm
James,

Is that NY prison-made hand sanitizer work better than these zinc lozenges?
No joke, your poor diet is putting you at severe risk of catching this thing and dying swiftly. A toddler with a cold breathing on you would probably be enough to do you in at this point honestly, based on several disturbing glimpses into your physicality that you have revealed here. Not that I care. If I were you I would at least definitely avoid shaking hands with The Kill.
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MeatGrease wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:10 pm
Geeheeb wrote:
Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:27 pm
James,

Is that NY prison-made hand sanitizer work better than these zinc lozenges?
No joke, your poor diet is putting you at severe risk of catching this thing and dying swiftly. A toddler with a cold breathing on you would probably be enough to do you in at this point honestly, based on several disturbing glimpses into your physicality that you have revealed here. Not that I care. If I were you I would at least definitely avoid shaking hands with The Kill.
Allow me to insert a Board Certified Nope here.

Nothing says "I do not care" more than "not like I care."

Shouldn't you be editing your literary debut, meat?
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MeatGrease wrote:
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based on several disturbing glimpses into your physicality that you have revealed here.
If his "physicality" is so terrible that he's only posted "glimpses " here, imagine what an absolute mutant you must be.
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Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.

I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
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JAMES GET YOUR ASS IN HERE
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featherboa wrote:
Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:20 pm
Asking for a friend:

I'm supposed to go pork this girl at her dorm at ___ Thursday
And they have 13 students quarantined... but I mean if I'm going to get it I should pork?
Eating ass at the end of the world.

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What is injustice compared to disease? True, we may find it unjust to be sick. Moreover that is how each of us reacts, without troubling as to whether he is right or wrong. Sickness is: nothing more real than disease. If we call it unjust, we must dare to do as much with Being itself- we must speak, then, of the injustice of existing.
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What is injustice compared to disease? True, we may find it unjust to be sick. Moreover that is how each of us reacts, without troubling as to whether he is right or wrong. Sickness is: nothing more real than disease. If we call it unjust, we must dare to do as much with Being itself- we must speak, then, of the injustice of existing.
You're another one that's very likely to corpse out if shit really hits the fan. I'd say, being the fat dumb slob you are puts you at the top of the relapse death pool. I put my money on you biting the dust first now that I think about it.
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cxwx wrote:
Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:51 am
What is injustice compared to disease? True, we may find it unjust to be sick. Moreover that is how each of us reacts, without troubling as to whether he is right or wrong. Sickness is: nothing more real than disease. If we call it unjust, we must dare to do as much with Being itself- we must speak, then, of the injustice of existing.
You're another one that's very likely to corpse out if shit really hits the fan. I'd say, being the fat dumb slob you are puts you at the top of the relapse death pool. I put my money on you biting the dust first now that I think about it.
One can only hope.
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I’m a dumb slob too what are my Coronavirus deathodds

Question for Jame or the pipsqueak either is fine
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MeatGrease wrote:
Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:49 am
cxwx wrote:
Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:51 am
What is injustice compared to disease? True, we may find it unjust to be sick. Moreover that is how each of us reacts, without troubling as to whether he is right or wrong. Sickness is: nothing more real than disease. If we call it unjust, we must dare to do as much with Being itself- we must speak, then, of the injustice of existing.
You're another one that's very likely to corpse out if shit really hits the fan. I'd say, being the fat dumb slob you are puts you at the top of the relapse death pool. I put my money on you biting the dust first now that I think about it.
What money does your bum ass have wager on anything?

Did your publisher give you an advance?
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riley-o wrote:
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I’m a dumb slob too...
Yeah but you’ve got a hot wife.
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Guys I'm probably going to get this thing. Not being silly James rn.

I don't want to be too specific, but long story short, I expect that a loved one who lives in my home will be asked to self-quarantine.

Nothing for sure yet but I'd say 50/50 odds at this point.

I'm pretty worried. I'm really not sure what to think, do or plan for.

I'm not really concerned about contracting it myself since I'm healthy and everything, but I'm incredibly nervous about my parents and in-laws who are all older.
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sorry to hear it, man

I think ppl who are aware and conscientious can fare well

I hope none of your family is in any sort of home - that's the doom zone
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