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James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:27 pm
by Geeheeb
James,

Is that NY prison-made hand sanitizer work better than these zinc lozenges?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:39 pm
by Geeheeb
what do i do if the the lemmings unfurled all over my flatscreen?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 8:39 pm
by Toxicarius
Will Uma Thurman someday grow a human head at the top of her neck?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 10:01 pm
by cxwx
Why fear the nothing in store for us when it is no different from the nothing which preceded us: this argument of the Ancients against the fear of death is unacceptable as consolation. Before, we had the luck not to exist; now we exist, and it is this particle of existence, hence misfortune, which dreads death. Particle is not the word, since each of us prefers himself to the universe, at any rate considers himself equal to it.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Mon Mar 09, 2020 11:56 pm
by kevin hash
Will I still be able to cum if I get sick?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 6:59 am
by Joe Buck
Can I drunkenly walk around the streets yelling coronavirus?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:00 am
by Joe Buck
Oh by the way. This is Joe Buck.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 8:23 am
by Toilet Fleet
On a scale of 1 to 10, why did the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation help bioengineer this pandemic

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 9:08 am
by cxwx

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 3:10 pm
by Honky Kong 64
Summoning FAIL

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 3:57 pm
by FVBTVS
roll a d20 on the wild magic chart to see what happens now

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:20 pm
by featherboa
Asking for a friend:

I'm supposed to go pork this girl at her dorm at ___ Thursday
And they have 13 students quarantined... but I mean if I'm going to get it I should pork?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:10 pm
by MeatGrease
Geeheeb wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:27 pm James,

Is that NY prison-made hand sanitizer work better than these zinc lozenges?
No joke, your poor diet is putting you at severe risk of catching this thing and dying swiftly. A toddler with a cold breathing on you would probably be enough to do you in at this point honestly, based on several disturbing glimpses into your physicality that you have revealed here. Not that I care. If I were you I would at least definitely avoid shaking hands with The Kill.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:25 pm
by Glub
MeatGrease wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:10 pm
Geeheeb wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:27 pm James,

Is that NY prison-made hand sanitizer work better than these zinc lozenges?
No joke, your poor diet is putting you at severe risk of catching this thing and dying swiftly. A toddler with a cold breathing on you would probably be enough to do you in at this point honestly, based on several disturbing glimpses into your physicality that you have revealed here. Not that I care. If I were you I would at least definitely avoid shaking hands with The Kill.
Allow me to insert a Board Certified Nope here.

Nothing says "I do not care" more than "not like I care."

Shouldn't you be editing your literary debut, meat?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:33 pm
by Glub
MeatGrease wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2020 7:10 pm
Geeheeb wrote: Mon Mar 09, 2020 7:27 pm based on several disturbing glimpses into your physicality that you have revealed here.
If his "physicality" is so terrible that he's only posted "glimpses " here, imagine what an absolute mutant you must be.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 7:13 am
by Geeheeb
JAMES GET YOUR ASS IN HERE

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 8:00 am
by cxwx
featherboa wrote: Tue Mar 10, 2020 5:20 pm Asking for a friend:

I'm supposed to go pork this girl at her dorm at ___ Thursday
And they have 13 students quarantined... but I mean if I'm going to get it I should pork?
Eating ass at the end of the world.

Cranker-19

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:51 am
by cxwx
What is injustice compared to disease? True, we may find it unjust to be sick. Moreover that is how each of us reacts, without troubling as to whether he is right or wrong. Sickness is: nothing more real than disease. If we call it unjust, we must dare to do as much with Being itself- we must speak, then, of the injustice of existing.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:49 am
by MeatGrease
cxwx wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:51 am What is injustice compared to disease? True, we may find it unjust to be sick. Moreover that is how each of us reacts, without troubling as to whether he is right or wrong. Sickness is: nothing more real than disease. If we call it unjust, we must dare to do as much with Being itself- we must speak, then, of the injustice of existing.
You're another one that's very likely to corpse out if shit really hits the fan. I'd say, being the fat dumb slob you are puts you at the top of the relapse death pool. I put my money on you biting the dust first now that I think about it.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:54 am
by cxwx
MeatGrease wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:49 am
cxwx wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:51 am What is injustice compared to disease? True, we may find it unjust to be sick. Moreover that is how each of us reacts, without troubling as to whether he is right or wrong. Sickness is: nothing more real than disease. If we call it unjust, we must dare to do as much with Being itself- we must speak, then, of the injustice of existing.
You're another one that's very likely to corpse out if shit really hits the fan. I'd say, being the fat dumb slob you are puts you at the top of the relapse death pool. I put my money on you biting the dust first now that I think about it.
One can only hope.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 12:38 pm
by riley-o
I’m a dumb slob too what are my Coronavirus deathodds

Question for Jame or the pipsqueak either is fine

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 1:02 pm
by Glub
MeatGrease wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2020 11:49 am
cxwx wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2020 10:51 am What is injustice compared to disease? True, we may find it unjust to be sick. Moreover that is how each of us reacts, without troubling as to whether he is right or wrong. Sickness is: nothing more real than disease. If we call it unjust, we must dare to do as much with Being itself- we must speak, then, of the injustice of existing.
You're another one that's very likely to corpse out if shit really hits the fan. I'd say, being the fat dumb slob you are puts you at the top of the relapse death pool. I put my money on you biting the dust first now that I think about it.
What money does your bum ass have wager on anything?

Did your publisher give you an advance?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2020 2:32 pm
by cxwx
riley-o wrote: Wed Mar 11, 2020 12:38 pm I’m a dumb slob too...
Yeah but you’ve got a hot wife.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 1:40 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Guys I'm probably going to get this thing. Not being silly James rn.

I don't want to be too specific, but long story short, I expect that a loved one who lives in my home will be asked to self-quarantine.

Nothing for sure yet but I'd say 50/50 odds at this point.

I'm pretty worried. I'm really not sure what to think, do or plan for.

I'm not really concerned about contracting it myself since I'm healthy and everything, but I'm incredibly nervous about my parents and in-laws who are all older.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2020 2:04 pm
by Necrometer
sorry to hear it, man

I think ppl who are aware and conscientious can fare well

I hope none of your family is in any sort of home - that's the doom zone