James answers your coronavirus questions thread

[kevin hash]

First day off in forever interrupted by "Hey, um, can you come cram tubes into some groins even though you're not on call?"

Fuck you for interrupting my plans, covid.

It feels good to be wanted.

[Glub]

First day off in forever interrupted by "Hey, um, can you come cram tubes into some groins even though you're not on call?"

Fuck you for interrupting my plans, covid.

Do you ever wish the patient would cram their tube down your throat, nurse glub?

Not sure you fathom what I meant by "tube."

I was trying to make this accessible for non medical personel, but I guess I didn't dumb it down enough for you.

Just for fun,: Hey Geehab, do you want to walk this clown through what the fuck I'm referencing?

[cxwx]

I would assume a catheter.

I’m not opposed to some kinky nurse ratchet play.

Then again I’m totally emasculated because my mouth has been on a females genitalia.

[Glub]

I would assume a catheter.

I’m not opposed to some kinky nurse ratchet play.

Then again I’m totally emasculated because my mouth has been on a females genitalia.

Haha, looking at the way I phrased it I can see why someone might think catheter, but no.

[godofdeadlydeath]

I would assume a catheter.

I’m not opposed to some kinky nurse ratchet play.

Then again I’m totally emasculated because my mouth has been on a females genitalia.

Haha, looking at the way I phrased it I can see why someone might think catheter, but no.

So it WAS a sex thing?

[cxwx]

https://buffalonews.com/news/local/gym- ... 9750d.html

“Robert Dinero”

informed a customer through email he would refund her $395 but not before calling her a filthy foreign third world piece of shit.

I’m pretty sure those hand gestures are intentional.

[Geeheeb]

DOCTOR Glub is referring to a penile implant as a “tube”. Obvs there was an emergent penile implant needed for a fellow deep state member so they (not he) can fully participate in a pizza parlor child blood orgy and we don’t want just any surgeon faffing around down there.

[godofdeadlydeath]

That makes sense.

[Glub]

DOCTOR Glub is referring to a penile implant as a “tube”. Obvs there was an emergent penile implant needed for a fellow deep state member so they (not he) can fully participate in a pizza parlor child blood orgy and we don’t want just any surgeon faffing around down there.

Bingo.
Give this man a cigar.

I'm glad SOMEONE here gets it!

[godofdeadlydeath]

I was gone for a long time, please forgive me.

[Glub]

What I was alluding to is a bit more invasive than even catheterization.

[Toilet Fleet]

What I was alluding to is a bit more invasive than even catheterization.

Buy a fella a drink first

[Glub]

What I was alluding to is a bit more invasive than even catheterization.

Buy a fella a drink first

[kevin hash]

DOCTOR Glub is referring to a penile implant as a “tube”. Obvs there was an emergent penile implant needed for a fellow deep state member so they (not he) can fully participate in a pizza parlor child blood orgy and we don’t want just any surgeon faffing around down there.

Bingo.
Give this man a TUBE.

I'm TUBED SOMEONE here gets TUBED!

[MeatGrease]

But anti-vaxxers are going to find out exactly how hard capitalism wants them vaccinated. I can imagine international travel being restricted unless you've been officially vaccinated, and policies evolving into "Sorry, no admittance to Disneyland without your immuno-card stamp".

I really hope you're right. I promise I'll admit without qualification that capitalism did something good for a change as well.

Abolishing individual rights to own the repubs

[Glub]

But anti-vaxxers are going to find out exactly how hard capitalism wants them vaccinated. I can imagine international travel being restricted unless you've been officially vaccinated, and policies evolving into "Sorry, no admittance to Disneyland without your immuno-card stamp".

I really hope you're right. I promise I'll admit without qualification that capitalism did something good for a change as well.

Abolishing individual rights to own the repubs

A private corporation deciding who to do business with is suddenly an infringement on individual rights. Sovereign nations exercising control over their borders is suddenly an infringement on individual rights.

Sounds about dumb.

[kevin hash]

Prickgrease doesnt have a fuckin clue.

[Glub]

Looks like meatgrease has himself a bottle of unimaginably cheap booze, access to the internet and he stumbled across the term "individual rights" today since all of his posts this evening, regardless of the thread, are going to be incoherent and include several mentions of that phrase. How nice it must be not to have to worry about getting up early to do something important the next day, like many of us here.

[spacehamster]

wut abut mah rite 2 murdre pepul? y cnat I murdre pepul? mah rites

[Glub]

wut abut mah rite 2 murdre pepul? y cnat I murdre pepul? mah rites

Don't worry, abortion is still legal.

[cxwx]

R.I.P. Rudolphus Jay Alowishus Gigli III Esquire

1349(Tunis)-1488(Youngstown)

First emperor of Burkina Faso


*file photo

[Eight Bit Alien]

Dont really know what to make of this one. Pretty much sounds like a good lady getting screwed by Florida for refusing to lie about data... but could be a floppy brained bird lady.

Mickey watches onne...


https://amp.tallahassee.com/amp/6482817002

[cxwx]

Holy shit. I’ve been following her story for awhile. She was saying this stuff months ago about how DeSantis was a complete piece of shit. She might also be floppy brained as there was a story about her cyber stalking her ex boyfriend and posting revenge porn of him. I don’t think either of those scenarios are mutually exclusive.

[Necrometer]

remember the looming threat of obama's death panels
remember the pearl harbor body count being less than our daily tally
remember 9/11

[Eight Bit Alien]

Death toll to date (284,000) = 911 ( 2,977) x 95