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Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:34 pm
by cxwx
Can’t wait for a few months down the road when banks start hiring armed thugs to toss people out of their houses who can’t pay their mortgages anymore.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
My most evil wish is that everyone would be forced to live in the made-up version of the world they believe in.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 6:40 pm
by cxwx
https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/17/2118 ... treatments

Two guys were giving away valves needed in medical equipment they made on their 3D printer. It cost them about $1 to make each valve. They regularly sell for $11,000 each and the company that normally manufacturers the valves sued.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:54 pm
by MeatGrease
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pm My most evil wish is that everyone would be forced to live in the made-up version of the world they believe in.
Tell us about the real version of the world

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:59 pm
by Necrometer
everyone has a made up version and they're all wrong

your a philosopher dunce 'til that clicks

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Wed Mar 25, 2020 10:31 pm
by Glub
Necrometer wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:59 pm everyone has a made up version and they're all wrong

your a philosopher dunce 'til that clicks
What's the over/under on shit clicking for this dweeb before the age of, say, 30?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:46 am
by kevin hash
I'm working from home dont have to use sick or vacation time. In between calling clients I just sit here and watch training vids for CEUs. It kind of rules. No stupid band practices. No interacting with people. Fuck it. I might sleep in and jack my dick in the morning.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:51 am
by cxwx
MeatGrease wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 8:54 pm
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:38 pm My most evil wish is that everyone would be forced to live in the made-up version of the world they believe in.
Tell us about the real version of the world
1. That Mankind is not redeemable.
Perfection is impossible. Utopias are foolish. All projects must be undertaken with the understanding that human flaws are likely to undo them. The notion that mankind is morally improvable is as silly a superstition and as lacking in any evidence as the belief in the supernatural. The only enemy of man is man.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:17 pm
by Toilet Fleet
What's everybody doing with their coronabux?

Think I'm finally biting the bullet and getting an electronic drum kit :D

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:02 pm
by MeatGrease
AskForRaffo wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:44 am
spacehamster wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:08 am There was a report in a local newspaper last week that basically said that at some hospitals, there are army trucks every evening to take away the bodies because there's not enough space for them.
Bergamo's crematorium running 24/7 at full capacity was not enough to process all the bodies. They had do to move them to another province.

No funeral, no nothing, straight to the ovens!
How did the Nazis cremate 6 million corpses in only a few months then?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:19 pm
by Glub
Toilet Fleet wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 1:17 pm What's everybody doing with their coronabux?

Think I'm finally biting the bullet and getting an electronic drum kit :D
I hope I'm not being a bummer, but we likely won't be seeing anything since we make too much.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:20 pm
by Glub
MeatGrease wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:02 pm
AskForRaffo wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:44 am
spacehamster wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:08 am There was a report in a local newspaper last week that basically said that at some hospitals, there are army trucks every evening to take away the bodies because there's not enough space for them.
Bergamo's crematorium running 24/7 at full capacity was not enough to process all the bodies. They had do to move them to another province.

No funeral, no nothing, straight to the ovens!
How did the Nazis cremate 6 million corpses in only a few months then?
I'm sure concentration camps had strict PPE Protocol.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:44 pm
by cxwx
Glub, as a medical professional, would meatgrease’s fat head fit in an autoclave?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:52 pm
by Glub
cxwx wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:44 pm Glub, as a medical professional, would meatgrease’s fat head fit in an autoclave?
I'm not a lab guy.
Maybe Necrometer could answer this?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:57 pm
by FVBTVS
getting groceries from my doorstep into the kitchen and safely sanitizing them before putting them in the fridge is kinda like surgery is it not?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:59 pm
by Glub
FVBTVS wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:57 pm getting groceries from my doorstep into the kitchen and safely sanitizing them before putting them in the fridge is kinda like surgery is it not?
Surgery is closer to either carpentry or plumbing than most people would care to know.
So yes.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:07 pm
by Toilet Fleet
Glub wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:20 pm
MeatGrease wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:02 pm
AskForRaffo wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 11:44 am
spacehamster wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 3:08 am There was a report in a local newspaper last week that basically said that at some hospitals, there are army trucks every evening to take away the bodies because there's not enough space for them.
Bergamo's crematorium running 24/7 at full capacity was not enough to process all the bodies. They had do to move them to another province.

No funeral, no nothing, straight to the ovens!
How did the Nazis cremate 6 million corpses in only a few months then?
I'm sure concentration camps had strict PPE Protocol.
Sure, we're killing millions—but of course we're going to individually cremate people. We're not animals.

There's the right way, and then there's The Reich Way™

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:17 pm
by cxwx
So now there stories of nurses and other medical field workers getting abruptly evicted from their apartments because the landlord is afraid they will infect them or the building with covid.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:15 pm
by MeatGrease
Toilet Fleet wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:07 pm
Sure, we're killing millions—but of course we're going to individually cremate people. We're not animals.

There's the right way, and then there's The Reich Way™
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How many bodies would you say you could fit in there? Remember these are typhus afflicted jews so they're pretty skinny. So like, 60 Jews Per Minute (JPM) in 3 months?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:19 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
What is your career and marital status?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:32 pm
by Glub
MeatGrease wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 5:15 pm
Toilet Fleet wrote: Thu Mar 26, 2020 4:07 pm
Sure, we're killing millions—but of course we're going to individually cremate people. We're not animals.

There's the right way, and then there's The Reich Way™
Image

How many bodies would you say you could fit in there? Remember these are typhus afflicted jews so they're pretty skinny. So like, 60 Jews Per Minute (JPM) in 3 months?
Oh shit, they put all 6 million* from all the different sites in that one ? Thanks for blowing the lid of this whole conspiracy Detective grease!

* where'd you get this number from, dummy? No Russians or albinos or mimes perished?

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Fri Mar 27, 2020 1:26 am
by spacehamster
What's funny is that Miggy-Pooh wasn't even born the last time Anus.com was a thing.

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 1:00 am
by MPD
the last fighting tommy wrote: Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:32 am
MPD wrote: Fri Mar 20, 2020 7:39 pm
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Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 11:56 am
by Toilet Fleet
So far this week we have ordered delivery from a local Chinese place and our rent-striking comrades at the Cheesecake Factory

That makes us heroes

And not faggy heroes like the troops

Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread

Posted: Sat Mar 28, 2020 5:04 pm
by Geeheeb
im going to give my covidbux to my mom