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featherboa wrote:
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https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/ ... 0352676864

i aint never leaving the house
I wonder if any advertising agencies have ever researched if they could find a way to market disease and parasites as weight loss products.
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OK! but I don't want any extra holes or tubes
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
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it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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no clue who that is
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it’s just a steroid guy who is famous for de-bulking
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exactly

not to diminish your terrible ordeal bro but :lol: :wank:
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dudes nipples seem to be doing particularly well.
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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Went full normie and got really into that marble racing youtube channel, excellent work background noise, I'm spergy enough to be at once entertained and joyless
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Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:34 pm
I saw some infuriating tweet along the lines of "homemade masks are the pulling out of covid protection" and all the scientists and doctors were high-fiving each other over the brilliant condescension while I just silently rage-responded in my head "you mean that, while not ideal, they're actually quite effective, and a shitload better than doing nothing at all"
still angry about this - wish I could find this fucking tweet. it's probably been deleted.



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Gloves, mask, sanitizing all surfaces and quarantining objects... until there's significant scientific consensus which would direct otherwise.

I feel like people are starting to get sloppy now that the scenario isn't as novel, and they've spent enough time without serious consequence... not because the situation (or information) has actually changed.
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it's just great:
- everyone got terrified into doing stuff that would prevent a nightmare scenario
- people generally did the stuff, no nightmare scenario
- people angrily ask BUT WHERE IS THE NIGHTMARE SCENARIO WE WERE WARNED ABOUT?

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Geeheeb wrote:
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thats too bad its so f'n fast and no gas. :smug:
I missed we were talking about air fryers

I just upgraded my shitty cheap basket one with a full on countertop one and it's the best shit ever. it's so fast and things come out so well
if there's anybody in the world who'd be fucking unobservant enough to actually damage themselves with trap-soap I guess it'd be the guy with dialup in 2007
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https://youtu.be/1Quj3eWw26A

Samuel Sederstein looking more like Ron Jeremy day by day debates battle tweeter for 45 minutes over not wearing a mask in Costco.
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that fucking rules

is there a story there, or is it just some random thing?
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origin is not as charming as one might hope
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still cool :fonz:
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A door to door salesman not wearing a mask attempted to engage me in conversation while I was doing yard work. I politely decline his invitation of insect control before he could saunter up my driveway and was still 6 feet away while resisting the urge to throw my hedge shears at him.
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article on side-effects of fast-tracked virus

~10% of people getting this vaccine at its highest dose had a severe reaction, here's one guy's account:
He remembers waiting, and being told that the reason he was waiting was because researchers were giving doses in ascending order, and he was to receive the high dose of the vaccine. But the injection was uneventful. If his eyes were closed, he said, he would not have felt it. He was given a paper log on which to write down any symptoms, a digital thermometer, and a small ruler to measure any reactions at the injection site.

He had arm pain the next day, “like being punched in the arm,” he said, and for a day he had trouble lifting his arm at the shoulder. But within days he was back to normal.

Haydon said he was slightly nervous before the second dose. He knew that second doses were given to increase the immune system’s response, and wondered if he might have more side effects. His arm became sore much more quickly this time. He got home from the clinic at about noon. At around 10 p.m., he started to get chills. He’s normally too hot at night, but he bundled up in sweats. His fingertips felt cold. He fell asleep, but woke up a few hours later with a raging fever.

At 1:30 a.m., his temperature was 103.2 degrees. At 3:45, it was 103 degrees. He was nauseous, and his muscles hurt.

The clinic where he was vaccinated had given him a 24-hour phone number to call, but he’d been reticent. His girlfriend, with whom he lives, called. They said to go to urgent care. It was a 10-minute drive. They arrived at 5 a.m.

The doctors met him in what looked like space suits. Even though he’d had a vaccine, he was also a potential Covid patient. They took him into an exam room, took a lot of blood, and gave him a nasal swab. He asked them to avoid his left arm, where he’d gotten the vaccine, but they ended up taking blood from both of his arms. His fever had already fallen to 99.8 degrees. They gave him Tylenol. The physician taking care of him offered to try to get him admitted to a neighboring hospital, but he decided to head home.

He and his girlfriend arrived home at 7 a.m., and he slept until noon. His temperature was 101.5. He got up to go to the bathroom, and became so nauseous he threw up. On his way back from the bathroom, he fainted. His girlfriend caught him and kept his head from hitting the floor.
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By 8AM, he had developed adult-onset autism. His GF administered 5ml wintergreen essential oil to his forehead. That student's name? Albert Einstein. His other name? Joe Rogan.
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