James answers your coronavirus questions thread

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By 12PM his fever had reached 104 degrees, and his autism was getting worse. By 1:30 PM, he was 79 years old. He was admitted to a nursing home, where he was met by staff wearing 19th century diving suits. The head nurse administered liquid nitrogen to his entire boner, and snapped his boner off like an icicle.

By 7:30 AM he received a call from President Barack Obama. The preparations were complete.

At 9:15 AM he was launched into low orbit by an antique catapult covered in NASCAR-styled corporate snack logos.
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I honestly think you should start writing short stories, James. I'm not basing this on the zany shit you come up with (some of it is hilarious, some of it comes across as a bit forced sometimes) itself, but it's obvious you're a very creative guy, and I think if you can channel it into something a bit less free-form, you might come up with something worth reading. (not that I don't enjoy your posts, the opposite is the case!)
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something a bit less free-form
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i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
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Yeah nah, James should write some crazy Scifi! But without non sequiturs...
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something a bit less free-form
get out
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does anyone have good info on it being airborne?
my parents are trying to go to church next week. my mom seems to have been infected with those facebook brain worms everyone has. i never tell them what to. it'll be funny to be called a low-T cuck by my mother for the first time.
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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https://www.mercurynews.com/2020/05/14/ ... -approval/
Some California churches to reopen May 31, with or without state approval
Bishop Bob Jackson of Acts Full Gospel Church is vowing to open his 4,000-seat sanctuary to worshipers on May 31, with or without the state government’s blessing.


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https://science.sciencemag.org/content/ ... ce.abc6197
Reducing transmission of SARS-CoV-2,,,, Science 27 May 2020:

The World Health Organization (WHO) recommendations for social distancing of 6 ft and hand washing to reduce the spread of SARS-CoV-2 are based on studies of respiratory droplets carried out in the 1930s. These studies showed that large, ~100 μm droplets produced in coughs and sneezes quickly underwent gravitational settling (1). However, when these studies were conducted, the technology did not exist for detecting submicron aerosols. As a comparison, calculations predict that in still air, a 100-μm droplet will settle to the ground from 8 ft in 4.6 s whereas a 1-μm aerosol particle will take 12.4 hours (4). Measurements now show that intense coughs and sneezes that propel larger droplets more than 20 ft can also create thousands of aerosols that can travel even further (1). Increasing evidence for SARS-CoV-2 suggests the 6 ft WHO recommendation is likely not enough under many indoor conditions where aerosols can remain airborne for hours, accumulate over time, and follow air flows over distances further than 6 ft (5, 10)


...a good comparison is exhaled cigarette smoke, which also contains submicron particles and will likely follow comparable flows and dilution patterns. The distance from a smoker at which one smells cigarette smoke indicates the distance in those surroundings at which one could inhale infectious aerosols.
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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The new data-rigging craze that's sweeping the nation, attributing covid deaths to nonspecific pneumonia!

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/coronaviru ... story.html

Or just "unclassified symptoms, signs, and abnormal findings," that cause of death we all love to use for totally valid purposes and just happened to spike for completely valid reasons in arch-conservative states

https://episphere.github.io/mortalitytr ... te=Florida
https://episphere.github.io/mortalitytr ... te=Arizona
https://episphere.github.io/mortalitytr ... tate=Texas

The states didn't (or can't) memory-hole the core of the data (dead people) in any meaningful way, so their master plan was to toss some of the numbers in a different category and hope people didn't check up on it. 21st century American evil is being faggy with Excel column headers. Pathetic.
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holy shit - this is news to me. thank you! yet another entry for the turns out reality is totally at odds with the Plandemic conspiracy files.

there are scientists who think that the public perception of scientists will improve once we're on the other side of this thing. unfortunately, all signs point to "no", for a panoply of reasons...
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Democratic state rep goes apeshit after learning GOP house members had been sick with covid for weeks and kept it secret.
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That looks like a fucking 50 years plus chain smokers lung.
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It's been months now and I still can't really make fully confident declarations about this illness. It's very hard to think of it like a vampire, with super special and rigid rules that will help beat it.

I'm fairly sure we didn't underestimate it, and that a second wave is coming, but I wouldn't bet my life on it or anything.

That's a weird feeling - in life, it is usually enough to simply study expert opinions, and avoid contrarian dummies.
Expert opinion seems to have a schizophrenic relationship with itself right now.
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that special could probably have been 6 hours long :lol: :cry:

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I know that normal, sane, functional, somewhat moderate adults are supposed to pretend that both sides of the political spectrum in 2020 are equally nutty, but:

What is the far left equivalent to that batshit insane woman posted above? Is it an obnoxious Berkley student who has a YouTube Channel that is dedicated to exhaustively explaining that they have a gender identity of "Cis-Scorpio/Pisces"?

And, more importantly, whoever these batshit insane leftists are, do they exists in tens and tens and tens of thousands and attend rallies together and exist solely to hamfistedly insert their bumper sticker grade mantras into every social interaction they have?

Serious question for the grownups here.

And, meatgrease, so you don't feel left out: Go fuck your mother in the garbage chute that barfed your non-achieving ass into this world.
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ultimately theyre not reeally regarded as far left so much and kinda rightly so but the wellness/yoga/granola well to do progressive world is chock full of science denialism and anti vax sentiment no? still probably unmistakably liberal left

i've been seeing a lot of it on fb lately through my yoga friends of friends
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