Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 3:16 pm
by kevin hash
Glub wrote: ↑Tue Dec 01, 2020 1:06 pm
First day off in forever interrupted by "Hey, um, can you come cram tubes into some groins even though you're not on call?"
Fuck you for interrupting my plans, covid.
It feels good to be wanted.
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Glub wrote: ↑Tue Dec 01, 2020 1:06 pm
First day off in forever interrupted by "Hey, um, can you come cram tubes into some groins even though you're not on call?"
Fuck you for interrupting my plans, covid.
Do you ever wish the patient would cram their tube down your throat, nurse glub?
Not sure you fathom what I meant by "tube."
I was trying to make this accessible for non medical personel, but I guess I didn't dumb it down enough for you.
Just for fun,: Hey Geehab, do you want to walk this clown through what the fuck I'm referencing?
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 4:25 pm
by cxwx
I would assume a catheter.
I’m not opposed to some kinky nurse ratchet play.
Then again I’m totally emasculated because my mouth has been on a females genitalia.
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Tue Dec 01, 2020 4:57 pm
by Glub
cxwx wrote: ↑Tue Dec 01, 2020 4:25 pm
I would assume a catheter.
I’m not opposed to some kinky nurse ratchet play.
Then again I’m totally emasculated because my mouth has been on a females genitalia.
Haha, looking at the way I phrased it I can see why someone might think catheter, but no.
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
informed a customer through email he would refund her $395 but not before calling her a filthy foreign third world piece of shit.
I’m pretty sure those hand gestures are intentional.
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:50 am
by Geeheeb
DOCTOR Glub is referring to a penile implant as a “tube”. Obvs there was an emergent penile implant needed for a fellow deep state member so they (not he) can fully participate in a pizza parlor child blood orgy and we don’t want just any surgeon faffing around down there.
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:53 am
by godofdeadlydeath
That makes sense.
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 11:49 am
by Glub
Geeheeb wrote: ↑Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:50 am
DOCTOR Glub is referring to a penile implant as a “tube”. Obvs there was an emergent penile implant needed for a fellow deep state member so they (not he) can fully participate in a pizza parlor child blood orgy and we don’t want just any surgeon faffing around down there.
Bingo.
Give this man a cigar.
I'm glad SOMEONE here gets it!
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:34 pm
by godofdeadlydeath
I was gone for a long time, please forgive me.
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:35 pm
by Glub
What I was alluding to is a bit more invasive than even catheterization.
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:51 pm
by Toilet Fleet
Glub wrote: ↑Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:35 pm
What I was alluding to is a bit more invasive than even catheterization.
Buy a fella a drink first
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Geeheeb wrote: ↑Wed Dec 02, 2020 9:50 am
DOCTOR Glub is referring to a penile implant as a “tube”. Obvs there was an emergent penile implant needed for a fellow deep state member so they (not he) can fully participate in a pizza parlor child blood orgy and we don’t want just any surgeon faffing around down there.
Bingo.
Give this man a TUBE.
I'm TUBED SOMEONE here gets TUBED!
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Hunter wrote: ↑Tue Nov 24, 2020 6:26 amBut anti-vaxxers are going to find out exactly how hard capitalism wants them vaccinated. I can imagine international travel being restricted unless you've been officially vaccinated, and policies evolving into "Sorry, no admittance to Disneyland without your immuno-card stamp".
I really hope you're right. I promise I'll admit without qualification that capitalism did something good for a change as well.
Abolishing individual rights to own the repubs
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Hunter wrote: ↑Tue Nov 24, 2020 6:26 amBut anti-vaxxers are going to find out exactly how hard capitalism wants them vaccinated. I can imagine international travel being restricted unless you've been officially vaccinated, and policies evolving into "Sorry, no admittance to Disneyland without your immuno-card stamp".
I really hope you're right. I promise I'll admit without qualification that capitalism did something good for a change as well.
Abolishing individual rights to own the repubs
A private corporation deciding who to do business with is suddenly an infringement on individual rights. Sovereign nations exercising control over their borders is suddenly an infringement on individual rights.
Sounds about dumb.
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 4:03 pm
by kevin hash
Prickgrease doesnt have a fuckin clue.
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2020 5:45 pm
by Glub
Looks like meatgrease has himself a bottle of unimaginably cheap booze, access to the internet and he stumbled across the term "individual rights" today since all of his posts this evening, regardless of the thread, are going to be incoherent and include several mentions of that phrase. How nice it must be not to have to worry about getting up early to do something important the next day, like many of us here.
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:54 am
by spacehamster
wut abut mah rite 2 murdre pepul? y cnat I murdre pepul? mah rites
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Thu Dec 03, 2020 8:54 am
by Glub
spacehamster wrote: ↑Thu Dec 03, 2020 4:54 am
wut abut mah rite 2 murdre pepul? y cnat I murdre pepul? mah rites
Don't worry, abortion is still legal.
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 2:36 am
by cxwx
R.I.P. Rudolphus Jay Alowishus Gigli III Esquire
1349(Tunis)-1488(Youngstown)
First emperor of Burkina Faso
*file photo
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 7:53 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Dont really know what to make of this one. Pretty much sounds like a good lady getting screwed by Florida for refusing to lie about data... but could be a floppy brained bird lady.
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:13 pm
by cxwx
Holy shit. I’ve been following her story for awhile. She was saying this stuff months ago about how DeSantis was a complete piece of shit. She might also be floppy brained as there was a story about her cyber stalking her ex boyfriend and posting revenge porn of him. I don’t think either of those scenarios are mutually exclusive.
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread
Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:44 pm
by Necrometer
remember the looming threat of obama's death panels
remember the pearl harbor body count being less than our daily tally
remember 9/11
Re: James answers your coronavirus questions thread