MeatGrease wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 5:15 pm
hipster holocaust wrote: ↑Sat Jan 02, 2021 2:06 pm
I think it’s the highest of all bullshit that they get to shut down the bars, restaurants, and other small businesses and still get paid. Fuckin pigs
I’m gonna continue to get drunk alone and pretend I’m at the local watering hole that has been killed by the pandemic/
gubmint
DENIER!!!
May noises bore into your skull like a dentist drill and may memory fill you with rust, broken words and the stench of decay.
May a spiders foot sprout from each of your pores, may you find nourishment only in packs of worn cards and may sleep reduce you like a steamroller to the thickness of your photograph.
May an irresistible urge make you prostrate yourself before garbage pails and may all the inhabitants of the city mistake you for a urinal.
May your own hands try to strangle you at every turn and every time you flick away a cigarette may it be you who is hurled into the spittoon.
When your wife snuggles next to you may she metamorphosis into a blood sucking leech and give birth to a crow.
May your family amuse itself in deforming your bone structure so that mirrors while looking at you commit suicide out of sheer repugnance.
May your only entertainment consist of installing yourself in the waiting rooms of dentists while disguised as a crocodile.
May you fall in love with a toolbox that you can’t desist for an instant from licking its clap.