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I would buy a bell jet ranger 2 helicopter

and get it painted to look like the one from Dawn of the Dead

I would buy the Monroeville Mall and have it restored to they way it looked in Dawn of the Dead

I would have a room inside of it re-modelled to be the secret apartment from Dawn of the Dead

I would live inside of it forever



Another portion of the mall would become the George Romero Institute probably, if I could get anyone involved with his estate onboard, and I'd pay people to archive, preserve and transfer all of his work to the best available mediums




but mostly I would live in that mall alone
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I would be TOTALLY paralyzed regarding 99% of that money

I mean I'd buy a house for sure, and then maybe fund a bunch of audacious science stuff that I'm already doing... just more & faster?

but yeah anything past some tens of $M and i'm a mess

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I would pay Elon Musk to strap cascade whore to a rocket and send that obese chink into space...
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Buy a shitload of small businesses and turn them into a worker co-op conglomerate
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build th6e most comfy Haus imag5inable and do noth6ing5 all day but write rules for stupid boardg5ames and pay Paul Bonnar h6andsome sums to do all th6e artwork for th6em.

maybe finance an Adeptus Mech6anicus-focused WH40K-movie directed by Sh6inya Tsukamoto with6 h6andmade special effects only and an OST by Kenji Kawai.
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I'll tell you what I'd do, man....two chicks in the same time, man
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My apartment building
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throw it into a synagogue, hang
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pay th6e world's best assassin to take out Ch6ad
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spearhead a Woodland Folk revival...
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the awesome Assassin wrote: Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:04 am I would pay Elon Musk to strap cascade whore to a rocket and send that obese chink into space...
Can I live on the moon with Krieg?
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I would hire a professional chef.
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THE KILL wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 3:04 am pay th6e world's best assassin to take out Ch6ad
Chad is a good human being. He just has demons. ( like a lot of people).
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2nded

i hope chad is safe from the viral jew rn
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Hire Virgil
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postaddiction wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:54 pm Hire Virgil
Best goddamn thing I’ve heard in this thread.
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The ancient roman poet?
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cxwx wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 7:17 pm
postaddiction wrote: Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:54 pm Hire Virgil
Best goddamn thing I’ve heard in this thread.
Agreed. And count me in as Pro-Chad as a person.
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