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found this cleaning out an old drawer...
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Make up your own fake joke... and can respond to them replying "HAHAHAHAHA THATS TERRIBLE MAN"
or
"DAMN MAN YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL A FAKE JOKE"

put your creative hats on ladies, fish, and menss.
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The-guy-from-Emperor walks into a sock hop and took a corn infused dump on the breaker box.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Zerohero wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 12:16 pm The-guy-from-Emperor walks into a sock hop and took a corn infused dump on the breaker box.
DAMN MAN YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL A FAKE JOKE :fp:
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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So Zerohero returns to the board and gets chopped in fucking half by the Archangel Hitler swinging the Sword of Purification by Truth
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 12:48 pm So Zerohero returns to the board and gets chopped in fucking half by the Archangel Hitler swinging the Sword of Purification by Truth

DAMN MAN YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL A FAKE JOKE!
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Zerohero comes running across the plains with cool hair blowing in the wind and everyone thinks he's going to save us, but his horse trips on a snake's dick and it dies and he falls down and all of his bones break and nobody can save us.
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What's the difference between zakk wylde and kim wilde?

Kim Wilde wipes her ass.
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Sweet lord.

Sweet Lord who?

Sweet Lord Hitler.
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A rabbi, a gook, and a faggot walk into a bar. Bartender says 'what will it be tonight?'
They reply in unison 'bullets to the head please'
Bartender shoots them and then fucks their corpses.
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One say a NIGGER FAGGOT SANDWICH was having DEPRESSION because everyone in his phone was HAVING ABORTIONS that day.

Little did he know that COLUMBINE HIGH SCHOOL SHOOTING was scheduled to happen in his apartment that day, and THE SECOND AMENDMENT had been repealed, so he was UNABLE TO DEFEND HIMSELF against the FEDERAL AGENTS who then took his life.

The MICHIGAN MILITIA heard about the NIGGER FAGGOT SANDWICH's troubles, and put out an APB COMMUNIQUE over their HAM RADIO NETWORK.

This resulted in TWO SENIOR CITIZEN RETIREES learning about the incident,

THE SECOND ONE BEING YOU,

THE READER.
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kevin hash wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 3:01 pm A rabbi, a gook, and a faggot walk into a bar. Bartender says 'what will it be tonight?'
They reply in unison 'bullets to the head please'
Bartender shoots them and then fucks their corpses.
DAMN MAN YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL A FAKE JOKE
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What's the difference between hulk Hogan and a ham sandwich?

Nothing.
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kevin hash wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:57 pm Knock knock.

Who's there?

Sweet lord.

Sweet Lord who?

Sweet Lord Hitler.
HAHAHAA THATS A DOOZY!!
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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bLACKIE lawless was hydroplaned to Tulsa after soaking his false teeth in a cum rag/tube sock, to rally the troops
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Zerohero wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:40 pm bLACKIE lawless was hydroplaned to Tulsa after soaking his false teeth in a cum rag/tube sock, to rally the troops
damn man you cant even tell a fake joke.
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Eight Bit Alien wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:51 pm
Zerohero wrote: Thu Apr 16, 2020 9:40 pm bLACKIE lawless was hydroplaned to Tulsa after soaking his false teeth in a cum rag/tube sock, to rally the troops
damn man you cant even tell a fake joke.
I think you are the only guy that read the original strip :invcross:
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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Four Queer Eskimos are putting nunchucks in their pina coladas, and using their dicks and saurkraut can lids as swizzle sticks.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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How do you know if kim Kardashian has been fucked in the ass recently?

Her escalade smells like shit.
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A bald eagle says to the salmon

Yo nigga nothin personal.
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How much does it cost to rent a house near 3 mile island?

Fuck if I know....ask a pollack.
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What does it mean when your blind date shits her pants?

Everything.
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How do you when a magician is gay?

He sucks your cock.
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Baby.

Baby who?

Baby impaled on a thick boner.
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What's pink, blue and covered in sores?

America.
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