According to information that we have on file, we cannot determine your eligibility for a payment at this time.
Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY
Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 11:56 pm
by Necrometer
If this gets 50 likes I'll do part 2.
only 44 to go
Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 9:58 am
by kevin hash
I gave my stimulus money to that preacher in Louisiana because he said it would help me get into heaven.
Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:19 pm
by featherboa
igotminefuckyou
Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 3:05 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY DONNIE
Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 3:05 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Geeheeb wrote: ↑Sun Apr 19, 2020 8:17 pm
According to information that we have on file, we cannot determine your eligibility for a payment at this time.
They're literally giving me the US Citizen Gold Account runaround here
Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 3:07 pm
by zombiehead
Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 5:26 pm
by cxwx
I got mine right away. If any of you are over drawn or owe credit card debt you might want to make a cash withdrawal as the banks and bill collectors can seize that money.
- fucktractor out.
Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 5:41 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I'm square as fuck with all debt, which makes zero sense given my lifestyle and personality
WHERES MY MONEY DONALD
Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:20 pm
by cxwx
Steve Mnuchin will be contacted personally.
Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY
Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:23 pm
by Glub
I can't be the only one here who doesn't qualify for Coronabux.
Toilet Fleet?
Necrometer?