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WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 10:48 am
by Eight Bit Alien
I NEED TO BUY A PIECE OF THE CABIN FROM EVIL DEAD

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 8:17 pm
by Geeheeb
According to information that we have on file, we cannot determine your eligibility for a payment at this time.

:gold:

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Sun Apr 19, 2020 11:56 pm
by Necrometer

If this gets 50 likes I'll do part 2.
only 44 to go :crowbreed:

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 9:58 am
by kevin hash
I gave my stimulus money to that preacher in Louisiana because he said it would help me get into heaven.

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:19 pm
by featherboa
igotminefuckyou

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 3:05 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
WHERES MY FUCKING MONEY DONNIE

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 3:05 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Geeheeb wrote: Sun Apr 19, 2020 8:17 pm According to information that we have on file, we cannot determine your eligibility for a payment at this time.

:gold:
They're literally giving me the US Citizen Gold Account runaround here

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 3:07 pm
by zombiehead

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 5:26 pm
by cxwx
I got mine right away. If any of you are over drawn or owe credit card debt you might want to make a cash withdrawal as the banks and bill collectors can seize that money.

- fucktractor out.

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 5:41 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I'm square as fuck with all debt, which makes zero sense given my lifestyle and personality

WHERES MY MONEY DONALD

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:20 pm
by cxwx
Steve Mnuchin will be contacted personally.

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:23 pm
by Glub
I can't be the only one here who doesn't qualify for Coronabux.
Toilet Fleet?
Necrometer?

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:36 pm
by riley-o
featherboa wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 12:19 pm igotminefuckyou
Little lamb

Spare me your wrath

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:38 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Glub wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:23 pm I can't be the only one here who doesn't qualify for Coronabux.
Toilet Fleet?
Necrometer?
All the foreigners.

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:40 pm
by FVBTVS
gonna build a pc that can play ray traced minecraft and become a famous minecraft streamer
Glub wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:23 pm I can't be the only one here who doesn't qualify for Coronabux.
Toilet Fleet?
Necrometer?
whoa whoa whoa we got a thread for this buddy :betternotstartanyshit:

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:41 pm
by Glub
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:38 pm
Glub wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:23 pm I can't be the only one here who doesn't qualify for Coronabux.
Toilet Fleet?
Necrometer?
All the foreigners.
Good catch.

Since you mentioned it...

Ree Foreigners,
Have any of your governments sent you crumbs/"stimulus payments"?

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:48 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Spacehamster, Riley, and The Kill are all illegal aliens from know on, and glabalgol the strange French death metal spirit is their anchor baby.

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:49 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I want my fuckin crumbs before Riley the illegal steals it to build his nest in a home depot parking lot

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 8:18 pm
by Chigurh
Glub wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:41 pm
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:38 pm
Glub wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:23 pm I can't be the only one here who doesn't qualify for Coronabux.
Toilet Fleet?
Necrometer?
All the foreigners.
Good catch.

Since you mentioned it...

Ree Foreigners,
Have any of your governments sent you crumbs/"stimulus payments"?
Yep, and more on the way in July

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 8:25 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
give me some

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 8:56 pm
by Glub
Chigurh wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 8:18 pm
Glub wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:41 pm
Eight Bit Alien wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:38 pm
Glub wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 7:23 pm I can't be the only one here who doesn't qualify for Coronabux.
Toilet Fleet?
Necrometer?
All the foreigners.
Good catch.

Since you mentioned it...

Ree Foreigners,
Have any of your governments sent you crumbs/"stimulus payments"?
Yep, and more on the way in July
Good for you, congrats!

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 9:38 pm
by featherboa
just keep having kids till you qualify again

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 9:47 pm
by Glub
featherboa wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 9:38 pm just keep having kids till you qualify again
That would be an abrupt change of pace from having them snuffed out in the first trimester.

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Mon Apr 20, 2020 11:24 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
featherboa wrote: Mon Apr 20, 2020 9:38 pm just keep having kids till you qualify again
When my daughter is born she'd better fucking qualify for some shit... or I'm putting her back.

Re: WHERE'S MY FUCKING MONEY

Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2020 1:28 am
by Necrometer
is she still gestating? girl's going to be even bigger than the bed-bouncing baby huey