Dissection - Reinkaos is the realest shit

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I can't really think of a more beautiful example of poetic justice than a Dissection thread devolving into a discussion on the relative merits of White Zombie.
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Or that post being Vern'd.
storm shadow wrote:This is what happens when people use the internet to get through adolescence, instead of drugs and heavy metal.
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Fans and scholars would speculate in years to come that Chad's anthem to Kali had actually summoned James, who became death, derailer of threads...
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i remember waiting excitedly to get my first look at them playing live for some mtv beach house performance and rob was so out of breath and waving his arms around and running in circles like it would distract from how terrible it sounded but it did not work

i discovered their secret
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Few were better self-styled to perform while lounging on a throne than Rob Zombie and he fuckin squandered it
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

brace your demiurge-lovin' souls for the anti-cosmic cataclysm that is MTV'S hAuNtEd HoUsE pArTy!!!

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A throne made of big tiddy bimbo demons

Also—also—Rob Zombie absolutely needed his own Joe C., dressed up like either a smaller version of Rob Zombie or a whatever bobblehead werewolf sheriff aesthetic fit best, you know, authoritative but incredibly stupid
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i saw powerman 5000 open for primus with the girl i had a case of white line zombie fever for
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who's going to do the wellness check on chad
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I read up on the dissection asshole blowing his own head off in a circle of candles.

Makes him an even bigger dildo.
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what about this absolute monster:



little-known fact - a boy obtained this album upon its release and instantly fell in love

he stared at that cover art for hours each night as he listened to this record, over and over again

that boy grew into a man who created visual art that changed the game... forever

that boy's name? DR john dyer baizley
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that robin machete guitar is really really heavy yet has no low end.
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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Even though their one good and one kind of good albums are on Spotify, their post-prison work seems to be the certified hit factory Image

This album is Wacken-core fist-pump lite-metal and hasn't aged into any sort of misunderstood classick at all. Real, real disappointed that their legacy apparently involves anyone who is listening to dissection by modern means jamming reindeerchaos (though if they get the message and off themselves that's at least worth a hails)
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Only arckanum is real....
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Jon n. fits all the criteria for a good black metal band (songwriting ingenuity, murder, and suicide) by himself. yet all the candles, jail time, and cutting rituals in sweden couldn't keep the real demonic possession in the tunes in the mid-aughts. but somehow millions of listeners don't notice? Chad > nodveidt
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Jon N's other contributions are p. great.

Terror - Terrorizer style grindcore with members of At The Gates
The Black - Priest of Satan is p. okay and I don't like black metal

Look at this fucken kid:

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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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postaddiction wrote:
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criteria for a good black metal band (songwriting ingenuity, murder, and suicide)
That's really all anyone ever needed to say about Black Metal. Thanks, dude, I'll be laughing myself to sleep tonight.
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arrogance, personality disorder, riffs
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MASTERY.INFERNAL.SUICIDE.
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MY MOUVNTAIN IS NARCISSISM
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