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Infinite cum. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to cum uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your dick into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The cum accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop cumming. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to cum into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The cum is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the cum from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the cum. The cum accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to cum all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own cum. The cum accelerates. You struggle to stand as the force of the cum begins to propel you backwards as if you were on a bukkake themed slip-and-slide. Still on your knees, the cum is now at chin height. To avoid drowning you open the bathroom door. The deluge of man juice reminds you of the Great Molasses Flood of 1919, only with cum instead of molasses. The cum accelerates. It’s been two hours. Your children and wife scream in terror as their bodies are engulfed by the snow-white sludge. Your youngest child goes under, with viscous bubbles and muffled cries rising from the goop. You plead to God to end your suffering. The cum accelerates. You squeeze your dick to stop the cum, but it begins to leak out of your asshole instead. You let go. The force of the cum tears your urethra open, leaving only a gaping hole in your crotch that spews semen. Your body picks up speed as it slides backwards along the cum. You smash through the wall, hurtling into the sky at thirty miles an hour. From a bird’s eye view you see your house is completely white. Your neighbor calls the cops. The cum accelerates. As you continue to ascend, you spot police cars racing towards your house. The cops pull out their guns and take aim, but stray loads of cum hit them in the eyes, blinding them. The cum accelerates. You are now at an altitude of 1000 feet. The SWAT team arrives. Military helicopters circle you. Hundreds of bullets pierce your body at once, yet you stay conscious. Your testicles have now grown into a substitute brain. The cum accelerates. It has been two days. With your body now destroyed, the cum begins to spray in all directions. You break the sound barrier. The government deploys fighter jets to chase you down, but the impact of your cum sends one plane crashing to the ground. The government decides to let you leave the earth. You feel your gonads start to burn up as you reach the edges of the atmosphere. You narrowly miss the ISS, giving it a new white paint job as you fly past. Physicists struggle to calculate your erratic trajectory. The cum accelerates. The cum begins to gravitate towards itself, forming a comet trail of semen. Astronomers begin calling you the “Cummet.” You are stuck in space forever, stripped of your body and senses, forced to endure an eternity of cumshots.
Eventually, you stop thinking...
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Get out of my dreams and into her cunt.
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THANKS JAMES.
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MPD wrote:
Mon Jul 20, 2020 1:12 am
THANKS JAMES.
Not me. I did enjoy reading it, though i would have used paragraph breaks to make it easier for the reader.

Tbh i just appreciate the effort
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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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There have been plenty of times where I wished I could just cum for a few minutes. You need to be honest with yourself and admit that jizzing feels fucking rad.

40 to 50 squirts of cum.

If it was on the ballot it would get my vote.
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Cunt wrote:
Sun Jul 19, 2020 6:15 pm
The cum is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose.
yeah I wish... :(
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kevin hash wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:58 pm
There have been plenty of times where I wished I could just cum for a few minutes. You need to be honest with yourself and admit that jizzing feels fucking rad.

40 to 50 squirts of cum.

If it was on the ballot it would get my vote.
I need to find a way to cum easier and more often and eliminate post-cum fatigue. I don't even care so much about the sensation of the orgasm, purely interested in the ability to increase creampie production and provide a one-man bukkake experience. Does anyone know of any life hacks that boost cum frequency with no decrease in load volume, or am I just dreaming about a utopia that'll never come?
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Thu Jul 23, 2020 1:22 pm
kevin hash wrote:
Tue Jul 21, 2020 7:58 pm
There have been plenty of times where I wished I could just cum for a few minutes. You need to be honest with yourself and admit that jizzing feels fucking rad.

40 to 50 squirts of cum.

If it was on the ballot it would get my vote.
I need to find a way to cum easier and more often and eliminate post-cum fatigue. I don't even care so much about the sensation of the orgasm, purely interested in the ability to increase creampie production and provide a one-man bukkake experience. Does anyone know of any life hacks that boost cum frequency with no decrease in load volume, or am I just dreaming about a utopia that'll never come?
I’ve heard meth is better than sex, and you lose weight too! Maybe I should try it.
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Meth is the polar opposite of infinite cum
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Meth makes concepts such as setting your phone on vibrate and shoving it up your ass then calling yourself from a motel phone more palatable.
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kevin hash wrote:
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Meth makes concepts such as setting your phone on vibrate and shoving it up your ass then calling yourself from a motel phone more palatable.
https://variety.com/2019/tv/news/chris- ... 203146648/
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kevin hash wrote:
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Meth makes concepts such as setting your phone on vibrate and shoving it up your ass then calling yourself from a motel phone more palatable.
I forgot you worked at a drug treatment facility. You’ve probably seen some gnarly shit.
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cxwx wrote:
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kevin hash wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 6:26 pm
Meth makes concepts such as setting your phone on vibrate and shoving it up your ass then calling yourself from a motel phone more palatable.
I forgot you worked at a drug treatment facility. You’ve probably seen some gnarly shit.
This thing here is a dude I know who blew like 10 years sobriety and went on a meth fueled sex bender. He was jacking off in public and whipping his pud out for unsuspecting women until chick pulled a gun on him. By then he was living in a hotel room and would spontaneously jack in the window with traffic passing by.

His famous quote: miss, miss you gotta see this.
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FYI I'm still in the treatment world but now I'm a counselor so I'm even more privy to clients doing all sorts of fucked up stuff.

Then they try to play shit off. Talking to them about integrity usually gets the confessions flowin.

I've met my fair share of chicks who will suck and fuck for drugs. A good number of them would let a dude first them for meth or heroin.
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kevin hash wrote:
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cxwx wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 10:49 pm
kevin hash wrote:
Thu Jul 23, 2020 6:26 pm
Meth makes concepts such as setting your phone on vibrate and shoving it up your ass then calling yourself from a motel phone more palatable.
I forgot you worked at a drug treatment facility. You’ve probably seen some gnarly shit.
spontaneously jack in the window with traffic passing by.
I remember someone saying Don Decker would do this kind of stuff ( or maybe it was him throwing bottles of piss and shit out his window for them to splat into the busy street below.) But I would attribute it more to him being a massive scumbag and an alcoholic than a junkie.
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Don Decker was a dumb drunk.
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I wanna do a fan edit of the big cummer story
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Wed Jan 22, 2020 2:28 pm
Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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Why not do the sequel?
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ok

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Capitalism may not be perfect but it’s pretty darn close.
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