Strange things you do
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Strange things you do
I like to fingerfuck my belly button and smell it when I am done I also like to catch my farts in my hands so I can huff my own methane I smear my boogers on public restroom hand dryers
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Re: Strange things you do
I love watching porn vids where the dude just dumps his load into the women's panties then she pulls em up.
Wear the jizz on her sizzlers.
Wear the jizz on her sizzlers.
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Re: Strange things you do
I perform miracles and buy expensive shit.
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Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
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Re: Strange things you do
I avoid this by making sure that any women whose company I'm in has her mouth full.
MeatGrease wrote:
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
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Re: Strange things you do
Of jizzed on butt flossers
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BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
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Re: Strange things you do
On topic, this pleasant lady with a long-ass Cardi B tongue had the good fortunate to go down on me for the first time last night. I asked her if she could work her tongue along the shaft, in reply to which she took me out of her mouth, glared at me and said ,"not sure how this isn't clear to you, but my mouth is pretty fucking full already. Not much wiggle room."
And I was like "fair enough. As you were then."
MeatGrease wrote:
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
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Re: Strange things you do
Should have told her to pretend your asshole is a humminbird feeder and shes a hummingbirdGlub wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:55 pm
On topic, this pleasant lady with a long-ass Cardi B tongue had the good fortunate to go down on me for the first time last night. I asked her if she could work her tongue along the shaft, in reply to which she took me out of her mouth, glared at me and said ,"not sure how this isn't clear to you, but my mouth is pretty fucking full already. Not much wiggle room."
And I was like "fair enough. As you were then."
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
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Re: Strange things you do
I'm, surprisingly, not into any butt stuff.kevin hash wrote: ↑Thu Sep 24, 2020 7:31 pmShould have told her to pretend your asshole is a humminbird feeder and shes a hummingbirdGlub wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:55 pm
On topic, this pleasant lady with a long-ass Cardi B tongue had the good fortunate to go down on me for the first time last night. I asked her if she could work her tongue along the shaft, in reply to which she took me out of her mouth, glared at me and said ,"not sure how this isn't clear to you, but my mouth is pretty fucking full already. Not much wiggle room."
And I was like "fair enough. As you were then."
MeatGrease wrote:
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
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Re: Strange things you do
Let a broad tongue your butthole while she massages your pole. You will exude 3 to 4 more extra squirts of white piss.
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother.
my hound dog's dump still hot - zerohero
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Re: Strange things you do
This will not be happening.kevin hash wrote: ↑Fri Sep 25, 2020 3:31 pm Let a broad tongue your butthole while she massages your pole. You will exude 3 to 4 more extra squirts of white piss.
MeatGrease wrote:
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
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Re: Strange things you do
As a MD you're aware of the dangers of being a degenerate butthole person!
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Re: Strange things you do
If it reassures anyone here, the dangers are minimal.Eight Bit Alien wrote: ↑Sun Sep 27, 2020 10:57 am As a MD you're aware of the dangers of being a degenerate butthole person!
And even if you do catch something, to borrow a phrase from Stanhope*, you've got to look at that shit the way a skateboarder looks at a skinned knee.
* See how easy it is not to plagiarize?
MeatGrease wrote:
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.
Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.
I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.