Strange things you do

[Cunt]

I like to fingerfuck my belly button and smell it when I am done I also like to catch my farts in my hands so I can huff my own methane I smear my boogers on public restroom hand dryers

[kevin hash]

I love watching porn vids where the dude just dumps his load into the women's panties then she pulls em up.

Wear the jizz on her sizzlers.

[Glub]

I perform miracles and buy expensive shit.

[FVBTVS]

listen to women

[Glub]

listen to women

I avoid this by making sure that any women whose company I'm in has her mouth full.

[FVBTVS]

of bees

[kevin hash]

Of jizzed on butt flossers

[Glub]

listen to women

I avoid this by making sure that any women whose company I'm in has her mouth full.

On topic, this pleasant lady with a long-ass Cardi B tongue had the good fortunate to go down on me for the first time last night. I asked her if she could work her tongue along the shaft, in reply to which she took me out of her mouth, glared at me and said ,"not sure how this isn't clear to you, but my mouth is pretty fucking full already. Not much wiggle room."
And I was like "fair enough. As you were then."

[kevin hash]

listen to women

I avoid this by making sure that any women whose company I'm in has her mouth full.

On topic, this pleasant lady with a long-ass Cardi B tongue had the good fortunate to go down on me for the first time last night. I asked her if she could work her tongue along the shaft, in reply to which she took me out of her mouth, glared at me and said ,"not sure how this isn't clear to you, but my mouth is pretty fucking full already. Not much wiggle room."
And I was like "fair enough. As you were then."

Should have told her to pretend your asshole is a humminbird feeder and shes a hummingbird

[Glub]

listen to women

I avoid this by making sure that any women whose company I'm in has her mouth full.

On topic, this pleasant lady with a long-ass Cardi B tongue had the good fortunate to go down on me for the first time last night. I asked her if she could work her tongue along the shaft, in reply to which she took me out of her mouth, glared at me and said ,"not sure how this isn't clear to you, but my mouth is pretty fucking full already. Not much wiggle room."
And I was like "fair enough. As you were then."

Should have told her to pretend your asshole is a humminbird feeder and shes a hummingbird

I'm, surprisingly, not into any butt stuff.

[kevin hash]

Let a broad tongue your butthole while she massages your pole. You will exude 3 to 4 more extra squirts of white piss.

[Eight Bit Alien]

NO

[Glub]

Let a broad tongue your butthole while she massages your pole. You will exude 3 to 4 more extra squirts of white piss.

This will not be happening.

[Eight Bit Alien]

As a MD you're aware of the dangers of being a degenerate butthole person!

[Glub]

As a MD you're aware of the dangers of being a degenerate butthole person!

If it reassures anyone here, the dangers are minimal.

And even if you do catch something, to borrow a phrase from Stanhope*, you've got to look at that shit the way a skateboarder looks at a skinned knee.

* See how easy it is not to plagiarize?