Do you have a bidet yet?

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Do you have a bidet yet?

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No
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Do you have a bidet yet?

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I'm here to spread the good news
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Re: Do you have a bidet yet?

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This is high on my list of quality of life improvements.
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They are mandatory ovah heah
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MeatGrease has a bidet
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MeatGrease wrote: Thu Nov 05, 2020 10:26 am MeatGrease has a bidet
Meatgrease is a bidet.
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Bidet < douchette < Flushable wipes
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Which one of you enema freaks gets a boner when the water splashes your asshole?
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i'll set a spell
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sweaty isn't into it but i am a fan.
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I always have flushable wipes on hand wherever I go.
If you have a hairy ass, they are a must.
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I became fully redpilled by the summer of 2015 but was already holding back as early as 2014. Before that I was a anarcho punk.

Ideally, society should be organized via a warrior-priest aristocracy.

I can trace my ancestry all the way back to historic germanic tribal chieftains in fact.
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Re: Do you have a bidet yet?

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I moved between in 3 different monthly places and kept moving the bidet seat with me
I was also considering just leaving them behind like a some kind of johnny appleseed of bidets. They're like $30 bux online!
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