i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

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my guy has been begging me for long time to have blowjob and i finally got comfortable with the idea so i told him yes i would give him bj but only if he ate my pussy and he dug right in working at it like a good little soldier he is in rotc for air force at high school and when he was done getting me off i told him it sounds like my dad is home from work so he snuck out and walked back to his place probably trying to suppress a raging meat rocket from exploding all over the place i am also making microwave popcorn koolaid with ritz crackers and sharp cheddar my dog looks confused when I let him watch me poop he’s probably trying to figure out why he never sees me dragging my butt across the carpet like he does plus i saw a rattlesnake today on my way to school this morning
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sounds like a seriously satisfying day

your snack game fucking sucks though, i've got snyders hard pretzels and takis on the platter for tonight

I don't mean to be disrespectful, cunt
Zerohero wrote:
Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am
cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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You showed him!
Stabbed in the eyes with a fucking caak...

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this is probably the troll we deserve, but definitely not the troll we need
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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Cunt wrote: microwave popcorn
shit
Cunt wrote:koolaid
gay
Cunt wrote:ritz crackers and sharp cheddar
:!:
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Do guys just pretend they don't like eating pussy so they can get blowjobs? Because I like eating pussy, but now I feel like I should leverage that.
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i think honesty is the best policy here.
FVBTVS wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pm
from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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not like, German honesty though...
FVBTVS wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pm
from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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not 100% comfortable wit ha 40 year old metal dude writing this shit
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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i'm about 46 to 47% comfortable

which is par for the course since 1997
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I'd rather eat ass than pussy

even a "good" pussy is just undefined dripping fucking whatever

but those LUSCIOUS fucking ass cheeks, tits swinging

tongue in her hole

SLAP IT RED

LICK IT
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Chad wrote:
Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:01 am
I'd rather eat ass than pussy

even a "good" pussy is just undefined dripping fucking whatever

but those LUSCIOUS fucking ass cheeks, tits swinging

tongue in her hole

SLAP IT RED

LICK IT
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Eight Bit Alien
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Chad wrote:
Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:01 am
tongue in her hole

SLAP IT RED

LICK IT
I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE REJECTING MODERNITY CHAD

FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT IM SICK OF LIVING ON HPV MOUNVTAIN BECAUSE YOU MORONS WONT STOP FUCKING AND SUCKING EACH OTHERS COLONS

NATURE GAVE US SUCH A BEAUTIFUL AND NATURAL MODE OF BEING AND YOU ALL JUST HAVE TO COMPLICATE THINGS
Zerohero wrote:
Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am
cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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Dude just let 'em eat ass

I'm good with the cheddar and crackers
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eating ass is timeless, my dude

first fucking ape saw ass and thought it was tits

licking cracks is hominid evolution, bruh

unlimited ape ass-eating should've been a Rupture song

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hahahahhaha
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cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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I propose we set up a zoom meeting and really sort this stuff out, face to face.
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I remember when Google Video Chat was new, some people here set up a room. I hopped in but didn't really know what to do, it was awkward.
I tried eating a piece of paper because I thought it'd be funny, but nobody really laughed, and one of you went "Why is James always acting so weird?"
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cleaning out old stuff in the freezer--- old slice of leftover pizza..boom eaten back to life
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Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:33 pm
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lololololololol
FVBTVS wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pm
from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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2021 i'm learning photoshop so i could engrave naomi russell into the monolith
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:drool:
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Any dude that dont eat cunt kills themselves with cum.

I eat poon no questions asked.
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Unclear why chicanery and underhanded heel tactics were necessary when all heroes love to slobber on box
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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