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i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 2:53 pm
by Cunt
my guy has been begging me for long time to have blowjob and i finally got comfortable with the idea so i told him yes i would give him bj but only if he ate my pussy and he dug right in working at it like a good little soldier he is in rotc for air force at high school and when he was done getting me off i told him it sounds like my dad is home from work so he snuck out and walked back to his place probably trying to suppress a raging meat rocket from exploding all over the place i am also making microwave popcorn koolaid with ritz crackers and sharp cheddar my dog looks confused when I let him watch me poop he’s probably trying to figure out why he never sees me dragging my butt across the carpet like he does plus i saw a rattlesnake today on my way to school this morning

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Thu Nov 12, 2020 3:09 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
sounds like a seriously satisfying day

your snack game fucking sucks though, i've got snyders hard pretzels and takis on the platter for tonight

I don't mean to be disrespectful, cunt

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 7:02 am
by godofdeadlydeath
You showed him!

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 8:51 am
by Geeheeb
this is probably the troll we deserve, but definitely not the troll we need

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 9:07 am
by Toilet Fleet
Cunt wrote: microwave popcorn
shit
Cunt wrote:koolaid
gay
Cunt wrote:ritz crackers and sharp cheddar
:!:

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 9:38 am
by spacehamster
Do guys just pretend they don't like eating pussy so they can get blowjobs? Because I like eating pussy, but now I feel like I should leverage that.

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:27 am
by Geeheeb
i think honesty is the best policy here.

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:28 am
by Geeheeb
not like, German honesty though...

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:30 am
by featherboa
not 100% comfortable wit ha 40 year old metal dude writing this shit

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:48 am
by FVBTVS
i'm about 46 to 47% comfortable

which is par for the course since 1997

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:01 am
by Chad
I'd rather eat ass than pussy

even a "good" pussy is just undefined dripping fucking whatever

but those LUSCIOUS fucking ass cheeks, tits swinging

tongue in her hole

SLAP IT RED

LICK IT

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:20 am
by FVBTVS
Chad wrote: ↑Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:01 am I'd rather eat ass than pussy

even a "good" pussy is just undefined dripping fucking whatever

but those LUSCIOUS fucking ass cheeks, tits swinging

tongue in her hole

SLAP IT RED

LICK IT
:warrior:

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:49 am
by Eight Bit Alien
Chad wrote: ↑Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:01 am tongue in her hole

SLAP IT RED

LICK IT
I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE REJECTING MODERNITY CHAD

FUCK OFF WITH THIS SHIT IM SICK OF LIVING ON HPV MOUNVTAIN BECAUSE YOU MORONS WONT STOP FUCKING AND SUCKING EACH OTHERS COLONS

NATURE GAVE US SUCH A BEAUTIFUL AND NATURAL MODE OF BEING AND YOU ALL JUST HAVE TO COMPLICATE THINGS

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 11:58 am
by Toilet Fleet
Dude just let 'em eat ass

I'm good with the cheddar and crackers

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:00 pm
by Chad
eating ass is timeless, my dude

first fucking ape saw ass and thought it was tits

licking cracks is hominid evolution, bruh

unlimited ape ass-eating should've been a Rupture song


Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:33 pm
by FVBTVS
Image

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:42 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
hahahahhaha

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:53 pm
by Hunter
I propose we set up a zoom meeting and really sort this stuff out, face to face.

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 1:03 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I remember when Google Video Chat was new, some people here set up a room. I hopped in but didn't really know what to do, it was awkward.
I tried eating a piece of paper because I thought it'd be funny, but nobody really laughed, and one of you went "Why is James always acting so weird?"

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 1:46 pm
by Geeheeb
FVBTVS wrote: ↑Fri Nov 13, 2020 12:33 pm monolith
lololololololol

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 1:51 pm
by FVBTVS
2021 i'm learning photoshop so i could engrave naomi russell into the monolith

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 2:58 pm
by Chad
:drool:

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 3:12 pm
by FVBTVS

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:35 pm
by kevin hash
Any dude that dont eat cunt kills themselves with cum.

I eat poon no questions asked.

Re: i tricked my bf to eat my pussy

Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2020 10:48 pm
by riley-o
Unclear why chicanery and underhanded heel tactics were necessary when all heroes love to slobber on box