I have a masturbating problem AMA
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I have a masturbating problem AMA
I never learned how, i am self taught AMA
when i do masterbate i have to concentrate really bad because i'm self tuaght and i have bad technique (12 years).
when i use computer (pretty girl computer) i stand up, to have good postere, and lookat the bigg bubes.
but, my problem zone, i get too involved with it, and i pinch!!! my pp!!! ama
i get so embarassed
I dont like to think about it! Ask me anything
when i do masterbate i have to concentrate really bad because i'm self tuaght and i have bad technique (12 years).
when i use computer (pretty girl computer) i stand up, to have good postere, and lookat the bigg bubes.
but, my problem zone, i get too involved with it, and i pinch!!! my pp!!! ama
i get so embarassed
I dont like to think about it! Ask me anything
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Re: I have a masturbating problem AMA
Let me slip into something more comfortable first.
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Re: I have a masturbating problem AMA
So what's this stuff about pinching your dick....what's that about?
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Re: I have a masturbating problem AMA
I read this as “I taught myself Against Medical Advice”
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Re: I have a masturbating problem AMA
Pinch my ppkevin hash wrote: ↑Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:33 pm So what's this stuff about pinching your dick....what's that about?
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Re: I have a masturbating problem AMA
You pinch your pud or you want someone to punch it.
What do you think about when you pump for gravy?
What do you think about when you pump for gravy?
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Re: I have a masturbating problem AMA
1 .pinch on accident, embarssing ending every time, dont like to think about it, ask me anything AMAkevin hash wrote: ↑Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:17 pm You pinch your pud or you want someone to punch it.
What do you think about when you pump for gravy?
2. big bube, stuck on dishwasher, oops accidents, noraml girl, milf big bubes
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Re: I have a masturbating problem AMA
Did you ever try rolling on the ground back and forth until your pud pukes?
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Re: I have a masturbating problem AMA
Are bubes cube shaped boobs?
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Re: I have a masturbating problem AMA
big bube = natures masto bat
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Re: I have a masturbating problem AMA
robert once said something that stayed with me forever in spirit
which was basically "going to put my dick in a tuna can, close the lid and pray everything works out fine"
which was basically "going to put my dick in a tuna can, close the lid and pray everything works out fine"
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Re: I have a masturbating problem AMA
Robert was vvise bevond his vears
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Re: I have a masturbating problem AMA
There comes a time in every man's life when they just can't crank off like a teenager anymore, because they start to pinch (by accident) and then gets embarrassing finish - like "didn't sperm" or "crying (with sperm)" or "anger and yell". Just do not tell the doctor.
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Re: I have a masturbating problem AMA
You talking about a dry orgasm? I had that shit when I was 12 before I could blow a load, and I remember being paranoid that I was jerking off "too early" and that I'd never be able to blow a load because I jumped the gun. Then my first load came after 3 or 4 times and it was a lot messier than I expected. These days I might try to edge once in a while or cut myself off right before I blow and it ends up feeling kind of like a dry orgasm.