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I have a masturbating problem AMA

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I never learned how, i am self taught AMA

when i do masterbate i have to concentrate really bad because i'm self tuaght and i have bad technique (12 years).

when i use computer (pretty girl computer) i stand up, to have good postere, and lookat the bigg bubes.

but, my problem zone, i get too involved with it, and i pinch!!! my pp!!! ama

i get so embarassed

I dont like to think about it! Ask me anything
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Let me slip into something more comfortable first.
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So what's this stuff about pinching your dick....what's that about?
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I read this as “I taught myself Against Medical Advice”
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kevin hash wrote: Tue Dec 01, 2020 11:33 pm So what's this stuff about pinching your dick....what's that about?
Pinch my pp
Geeheeb wrote: Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:05 pm I read this as “I taught myself Against Medical Advice”
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You pinch your pud or you want someone to punch it.

What do you think about when you pump for gravy?
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kevin hash wrote: Wed Dec 02, 2020 1:17 pm You pinch your pud or you want someone to punch it.

What do you think about when you pump for gravy?
1 .pinch on accident, embarssing ending every time, dont like to think about it, ask me anything AMA

2. big bube, stuck on dishwasher, oops accidents, noraml girl, milf big bubes
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Did you ever try rolling on the ground back and forth until your pud pukes?
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Are bubes cube shaped boobs?
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big bube = natures masto bat

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robert once said something that stayed with me forever in spirit

which was basically "going to put my dick in a tuna can, close the lid and pray everything works out fine"
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Robert was vvise bevond his vears
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There comes a time in every man's life when they just can't crank off like a teenager anymore, because they start to pinch (by accident) and then gets embarrassing finish - like "didn't sperm" or "crying (with sperm)" or "anger and yell". Just do not tell the doctor.
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You talking about a dry orgasm? I had that shit when I was 12 before I could blow a load, and I remember being paranoid that I was jerking off "too early" and that I'd never be able to blow a load because I jumped the gun. Then my first load came after 3 or 4 times and it was a lot messier than I expected. These days I might try to edge once in a while or cut myself off right before I blow and it ends up feeling kind of like a dry orgasm.
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