should i get a white russian?
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i have to work tomorrow and need to be up somewhat early. ive been drinking beer for almost 4 hours and and kind of feeling it pretty good by now. this hotel im staying at has a bar and the hot chick that works there makes a killer white russian. now this is either going to lead to me to immediately pass out and possibly wake up later and just be up or make me rage very hard and possibly stay up too late. there is a very small chance it will work perfect and i will go to bed at a reasonable time in order to wake up feeling fine for work but man, thats a fucking risk i kind of want to take. well, I was going to put up a poll but now i just want the fucking white russian and ive typed too much to erase it all so heres your fucking thread. fuck you
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Too late. Update: pizza is on the way
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Are you trying to play with the bar wench's asshole?
Or should I say....did you?
Or should I say....did you?
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I really don't understand mixing milk/cream with alcohol, and I highly doubt authentic Russians would choose to sully their lifewater in this fashion. Is it even possible to get drunk off of them without getting full/bloated first?
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nopostaddiction wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:21 amI really don't understand mixing milk/cream with alcohol, and I highly doubt authentic Russians would choose to sully their lifewater in this fashion. Is it even possible to get drunk off of them without getting full/bloated first?
supplemented with shots yes but only if. my bartender pal used to make one or two for me when she was in the mood and they were motherfucking delicious but talk about diarrhea town
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As a man who has bitterly struggled with lactose intolerance his entire life, I have a hard opinion that dairy has absolutely no business commingling with alcohol. However, if it opened the door to the possibility of being paired with a dumper sampling soon afterward, I would be the first one to tell me to fuck off
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I think a 1:1:1 kahlua:cream:vodka concoction could get me annihilated before I pay any digestive price
I'm highly lactose tolerant - only incident on record was when I chugged a half-gallon of milk that came right back up. but that's just science.
IIRC an almondmilk white russian works well enough, john
but nobody thinks this drink is intended to get people drunk, right? it's liquid dessert
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I'm highly lactose tolerant - only incident on record was when I chugged a half-gallon of milk that came right back up. but that's just science.
IIRC an almondmilk white russian works well enough, john
but nobody thinks this drink is intended to get people drunk, right? it's liquid dessert
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no pants shitting, no hangover, no termination. i ended up getting 2 because i asked for a tall the first time and she gave me a small one. it did not satisfy. somehow i drank myself hungover (has this happened to anyone else?) and just felt like total shit so i called it a night pretty early. slept 10 hours. and yes you can get drunk from a white russian. ive seen a putin take down many a solider, but you have to have my dad or i make them for you.
oh yeah, the vanilla almond milk is the only way to go when i make them at home
oh yeah, the vanilla almond milk is the only way to go when i make them at home
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Man I wish I could sleep-off a drunk. I feel like I could get a lot more done in the party zone if that was still on the table.
Even a modest amount of booze these days, and my brain wakes up after 5 hours max. Fucking sucks, and keeps me off the sauce completely in some situations.
I didn't even mind hangover days when I was younger, because I'd just fuckin sleep so who cares.
Even a modest amount of booze these days, and my brain wakes up after 5 hours max. Fucking sucks, and keeps me off the sauce completely in some situations.
I didn't even mind hangover days when I was younger, because I'd just fuckin sleep so who cares.
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I’ve been pretty good so far this year (1-2 a day tops) and married so I’m living through verno, plus you can’t imbibe in these parts unless you enjoy chugging whatever the fuck outside while freezing your ass off, and even then bars mandatorily close at 10pm, so I’m also fantasizing about the good ol indoor til 4am days trying to mack it 
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Yup. Shit sucks.ghost boner wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 4:21 pmsomehow i drank myself hungover (has this happened to anyone else?)
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once asleep i can pretty much keep that going however long i want. got sick one time and drank 2 glasses of whiskey and slept for literally 17 hours (woke up not sick anymore, pro tip)
i got another one tonight but it was a dude bartender, what an asshole. just be a hot chick man. i dont ask for much here
i got another one tonight but it was a dude bartender, what an asshole. just be a hot chick man. i dont ask for much here
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