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i have to work tomorrow and need to be up somewhat early. ive been drinking beer for almost 4 hours and and kind of feeling it pretty good by now. this hotel im staying at has a bar and the hot chick that works there makes a killer white russian. now this is either going to lead to me to immediately pass out and possibly wake up later and just be up or make me rage very hard and possibly stay up too late. there is a very small chance it will work perfect and i will go to bed at a reasonable time in order to wake up feeling fine for work but man, thats a fucking risk i kind of want to take. well, I was going to put up a poll but now i just want the fucking white russian and ive typed too much to erase it all so heres your fucking thread. fuck you

No

Go to bed!

Too late. Update: pizza is on the way

hahahah

papa febby trying his best

I’m team WR ofc

Are you trying to play with the bar wench's asshole?

Or should I say....did you?

I really don't understand mixing milk/cream with alcohol, and I highly doubt authentic Russians would choose to sully their lifewater in this fashion. Is it even possible to get drunk off of them without getting full/bloated first?

postaddiction wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 7:21 am I really don't understand mixing milk/cream with alcohol, and I highly doubt authentic Russians would choose to sully their lifewater in this fashion. Is it even possible to get drunk off of them without getting full/bloated first?

no

supplemented with shots yes but only if. my bartender pal used to make one or two for me when she was in the mood and they were motherfucking delicious but talk about diarrhea town

FVBTVS wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 8:36 am
talk about diarrhea town

As a man who has bitterly struggled with lactose intolerance his entire life, I have a hard opinion that dairy has absolutely no business commingling with alcohol. However, if it opened the door to the possibility of being paired with a dumper sampling soon afterward, I would be the first one to tell me to fuck off

also if the kahlua or coffee liqueur element is sufficient enough you really dont even need the slightest bit of lactose intolerance to jet fuel your asshole into rocket town

That too. Plus after 30 any added sugar whatsoever also makes me puke like a nancy motherfucker the next day

I think a 1:1:1 kahlua:cream:vodka concoction could get me annihilated before I pay any digestive price

I'm highly lactose tolerant - only incident on record was when I chugged a half-gallon of milk that came right back up. but that's just science.

IIRC an almondmilk white russian works well enough, john

but nobody thinks this drink is intended to get people drunk, right? it's liquid dessert

the absence of replies from vernon means he's fired, dead, or both

i replied pretty damn fast too. faster than it takes first responders most of the time to get to an actual emergency. fucker already had pizza on the way

I have no problem with lactose, and I would still rather get pushed down the stairs by a Gene Simmons than drink milk vodka.

The thought of an almond milk cocktail makes me want to claim it’s 1776 again on Twitter

verno definitely shit his pants at work today

no pants shitting, no hangover, no termination. i ended up getting 2 because i asked for a tall the first time and she gave me a small one. it did not satisfy. somehow i drank myself hungover (has this happened to anyone else?) and just felt like total shit so i called it a night pretty early. slept 10 hours. and yes you can get drunk from a white russian. ive seen a putin take down many a solider, but you have to have my dad or i make them for you.

oh yeah, the vanilla almond milk is the only way to go when i make them at home

thank god you're alive

bar opens in half an hour BOYYYYYYYYY

JYFIHP

Man I wish I could sleep-off a drunk. I feel like I could get a lot more done in the party zone if that was still on the table.
Even a modest amount of booze these days, and my brain wakes up after 5 hours max. Fucking sucks, and keeps me off the sauce completely in some situations.

I didn't even mind hangover days when I was younger, because I'd just fuckin sleep so who cares.

I’ve been pretty good so far this year (1-2 a day tops) and married so I’m living through verno, plus you can’t imbibe in these parts unless you enjoy chugging whatever the fuck outside while freezing your ass off, and even then bars mandatorily close at 10pm, so I’m also fantasizing about the good ol indoor til 4am days trying to mack it

ghost boner wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 4:21 pm somehow i drank myself hungover (has this happened to anyone else?)

Yup. Shit sucks.

once asleep i can pretty much keep that going however long i want. got sick one time and drank 2 glasses of whiskey and slept for literally 17 hours (woke up not sick anymore, pro tip)

i got another one tonight but it was a dude bartender, what an asshole. just be a hot chick man. i dont ask for much here

ghost boner wrote: ↑Mon Jan 11, 2021 4:21 pmvanilla almond milk is the only way

MY MAN