I have way more than that and they're mostly important.
Who the fuck cares, seven isn't even a lot, I know some people with like 12 or 13.
Maybe if one of the keys is to the Budweiser factory THEN we can talk YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN hah ahha haha
how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys
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ever since covid im home literally 1 weekend a month and my dad never locks his door. i have zero keys, bro. share custody with whatever rental car we get with my coworker but thats it
formerly ghost boner
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i have a yubikey
i have a pgp key too and man i wish i didn't.
i have a pgp key too and man i wish i didn't.
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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house
screen door front (don't really lock it)
screen door side (don't really lock it)
mail box
bike #1
bike #2
toolbox
shed
screen door front (don't really lock it)
screen door side (don't really lock it)
mail box
bike #1
bike #2
toolbox
shed
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PSN ID- doomeddisciple wii code doomed 0207 2840 2718 1053 Xbox Live - doomtildeath
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2 house
1 mailbox
1 storage unit
1 shed
2 for entry to my work sites
1 for my office
1 for other parts of my work space
1 mailbox
1 storage unit
1 shed
2 for entry to my work sites
1 for my office
1 for other parts of my work space
TROLL WORLD ORDER 4 LIFE
BUNGVOX got powerbombed off the stage because he wasn't T.W.O 4 LIFE brother. 


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Make the people hoooold each other's hands...
I have 3 keys that I use with any sort of regularity. My car. My wife's car. And the house key I barely use because I always use the garage door opener. I also have a key to my mom's house on the key ring, and I think that's it.
I have 3 keys that I use with any sort of regularity. My car. My wife's car. And the house key I barely use because I always use the garage door opener. I also have a key to my mom's house on the key ring, and I think that's it.
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Why are you guys carrying around all those unused screen door and shed keys on the daily instead of just putting them on a hook by the back door
Car
Front door
Mail
That's it
Car
Front door
That's it
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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Car; house; gate
I keep a separate thing on the key hook for: minivan; house; in-laws' house
Can't say I've ever locked our gates, though
I keep a separate thing on the key hook for: minivan; house; in-laws' house
Can't say I've ever locked our gates, though
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LOCK THE GATES
What's up what the fuckers...
What's up what the fuckers...
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Because the socialist nazi jews are coming to break in and take errr gunns
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Front door(s)
main apartment door
side apt door
mailbox
bike
practice spot
work
work 2 (haven't been anywhere near the office in well over a year, not sure why they're still on there)
Bottle opener/toenail clipper combo my dad got from Finland (they really are more evolved over there)
My car fob/tile is too big and annoying to keep in the key ring
main apartment door
side apt door
mailbox
bike
practice spot
work
work 2 (haven't been anywhere near the office in well over a year, not sure why they're still on there)
Bottle opener/toenail clipper combo my dad got from Finland (they really are more evolved over there)
My car fob/tile is too big and annoying to keep in the key ring
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Front door
Back door
Back door basement entrance
Mother’s house
In-laws screen door
In-laws proper front door
In-laws first floor main entry door
Car key
The other car’s key
3 mystery keys, possibly from my old job
Are you the Gate Keeper?
Back door
Back door basement entrance
Mother’s house
In-laws screen door
In-laws proper front door
In-laws first floor main entry door
Car key
The other car’s key
3 mystery keys, possibly from my old job
Are you the Gate Keeper?
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When I saw Helloween in 2018, after they played that song, Andi joked about how nobody knows what actually happened to the 6th and 7th key because it's not in the lyrics. I don't think I ever paid close enough attention to realize they don't mention those keys in the song.
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Kai Hansen's phone number and Ingo Schwichtenberg's lithium, respectivelygodofdeadlydeath wrote: ↑Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:52 amWhen I saw Helloween in 2018, after they played that song, Andi joked about how nobody knows what actually happened to the 6th and 7th key because it's not in the lyrics. I don't think I ever paid close enough attention to realize they don't mention those keys in the song.
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I agree with riley fuck keys
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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do you really need your mailbox key on your ring?
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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thread caused me to reduce!
now:
apartment key
mailbox key
work/warehouse key
keyfob for moms building
moms apartment key
mystery key
car key stays separate.
keys always stay in my front left pocket along with lighter and wallet.
now:
apartment key
mailbox key
work/warehouse key
keyfob for moms building
moms apartment key
mystery key
car key stays separate.
keys always stay in my front left pocket along with lighter and wallet.