how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

[Eight Bit Alien]

I have way more than that and they're mostly important.

Who the fuck cares, seven isn't even a lot, I know some people with like 12 or 13.

Maybe if one of the keys is to the Budweiser factory THEN we can talk YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN hah ahha haha

[FVBTVS]

1 car
2 home
2.5 also home
3 po box
4 office
5 office mail

basically 5

[ghost boner]

ever since covid im home literally 1 weekend a month and my dad never locks his door. i have zero keys, bro. share custody with whatever rental car we get with my coworker but thats it

[Necrometer]

damn vernon - living the dream

- house
- office
- bike
- car

getting in & getting around

[featherboa]

i have a yubikey
i have a pgp key too and man i wish i didn't.

[zombiehead]

house
screen door front (don't really lock it)
screen door side (don't really lock it)
mail box
bike #1
bike #2
toolbox
shed

[doomeddisciple]

https://ibb.co/3TtmDvn

[Eight Bit Alien]

DD resting at 8

helloween eternally BTFO'd

[kevin hash]

2 house
1 mailbox
1 storage unit
1 shed
2 for entry to my work sites
1 for my office
1 for other parts of my work space

[godofdeadlydeath]

Make the people hoooold each other's hands...


I have 3 keys that I use with any sort of regularity. My car. My wife's car. And the house key I barely use because I always use the garage door opener. I also have a key to my mom's house on the key ring, and I think that's it.

[FVBTVS]

good thread

[riley-o]

Why are you guys carrying around all those unused screen door and shed keys on the daily instead of just putting them on a hook by the back door

Car
Front door
Mail

That's it

[Toilet Fleet]

Car; house; gate

I keep a separate thing on the key hook for: minivan; house; in-laws' house

Can't say I've ever locked our gates, though

[godofdeadlydeath]

LOCK THE GATES

What's up what the fuckers...

[godofdeadlydeath]

Why are you guys carrying around all those unused screen door and shed keys on the daily instead of just putting them on a hook by the back door

Because the socialist nazi jews are coming to break in and take errr gunns

[hipster holocaust]

Front door(s)
main apartment door
side apt door
mailbox
bike
practice spot
work
work 2 (haven't been anywhere near the office in well over a year, not sure why they're still on there)
Bottle opener/toenail clipper combo my dad got from Finland (they really are more evolved over there)

My car fob/tile is too big and annoying to keep in the key ring

[Eight Bit Alien]

^ Confirmed keeper of 7 keys

[hipster holocaust]

Would you like to fight?

[THE KILL]

House. Car. School. SUck it, losers.

[The Bill]

Front door
Back door
Back door basement entrance
Mother’s house
In-laws screen door
In-laws proper front door
In-laws first floor main entry door
Car key
The other car’s key
3 mystery keys, possibly from my old job

Are you the Gate Keeper?

[godofdeadlydeath]

When I saw Helloween in 2018, after they played that song, Andi joked about how nobody knows what actually happened to the 6th and 7th key because it's not in the lyrics. I don't think I ever paid close enough attention to realize they don't mention those keys in the song.

[Eight Bit Alien]

When I saw Helloween in 2018, after they played that song, Andi joked about how nobody knows what actually happened to the 6th and 7th key because it's not in the lyrics. I don't think I ever paid close enough attention to realize they don't mention those keys in the song.

Kai Hansen's phone number and Ingo Schwichtenberg's lithium, respectively

[featherboa]

Why are you guys carrying around all those unused screen door and shed keys on the daily instead of just putting them on a hook by the back door

Car
Front door
Mail

That's it

I agree with riley fuck keys

[featherboa]

do you really need your mailbox key on your ring?

[MPD]

thread caused me to reduce!

now:

apartment key
mailbox key
work/warehouse key
keyfob for moms building
moms apartment key
mystery key

car key stays separate.

keys always stay in my front left pocket along with lighter and wallet.