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how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 2:50 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
I have way more than that and they're mostly important.

Who the fuck cares, seven isn't even a lot, I know some people with like 12 or 13.

Maybe if one of the keys is to the Budweiser factory THEN we can talk YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN hah ahha haha

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 2:53 pm
by FVBTVS
1 car
2 home
2.5 also home
3 po box
4 office
5 office mail

basically 5

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:16 pm
by ghost boner
ever since covid im home literally 1 weekend a month and my dad never locks his door. i have zero keys, bro. share custody with whatever rental car we get with my coworker but thats it

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 4:55 pm
by Necrometer
damn vernon - living the dream

- house
- office
- bike
- car

getting in & getting around

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:15 pm
by featherboa
i have a yubikey
i have a pgp key too and man i wish i didn't.

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 6:20 pm
by zombiehead
house
screen door front (don't really lock it)
screen door side (don't really lock it)
mail box
bike #1
bike #2
toolbox
shed

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 9:09 pm
by doomeddisciple

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2021 11:30 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
DD resting at 8

helloween eternally BTFO'd

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:13 am
by kevin hash
2 house
1 mailbox
1 storage unit
1 shed
2 for entry to my work sites
1 for my office
1 for other parts of my work space

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 6:04 am
by godofdeadlydeath
Make the people hoooold each other's hands...


I have 3 keys that I use with any sort of regularity. My car. My wife's car. And the house key I barely use because I always use the garage door opener. I also have a key to my mom's house on the key ring, and I think that's it.

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 8:48 am
by FVBTVS
good thread


Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:52 am
by riley-o
Why are you guys carrying around all those unused screen door and shed keys on the daily instead of just putting them on a hook by the back door

Car
Front door
Mail

That's it

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:18 am
by Toilet Fleet
Car; house; gate

I keep a separate thing on the key hook for: minivan; house; in-laws' house

Can't say I've ever locked our gates, though

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:26 am
by godofdeadlydeath
LOCK THE GATES

What's up what the fuckers...

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 10:27 am
by godofdeadlydeath
riley-o wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:52 am Why are you guys carrying around all those unused screen door and shed keys on the daily instead of just putting them on a hook by the back door


Because the socialist nazi jews are coming to break in and take errr gunns

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:12 pm
by hipster holocaust
Front door(s)
main apartment door
side apt door
mailbox
bike
practice spot
work
work 2 (haven't been anywhere near the office in well over a year, not sure why they're still on there)
Bottle opener/toenail clipper combo my dad got from Finland (they really are more evolved over there)

My car fob/tile is too big and annoying to keep in the key ring

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:13 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
^ Confirmed keeper of 7 keys

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Wed Jan 27, 2021 1:15 pm
by hipster holocaust
Would you like to fight?

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:11 am
by THE KILL
House. Car. School. SUck it, losers.

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:29 am
by The Bill
Front door
Back door
Back door basement entrance
Mother’s house
In-laws screen door
In-laws proper front door
In-laws first floor main entry door
Car key
The other car’s key
3 mystery keys, possibly from my old job

Are you the Gate Keeper?

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:52 am
by godofdeadlydeath
When I saw Helloween in 2018, after they played that song, Andi joked about how nobody knows what actually happened to the 6th and 7th key because it's not in the lyrics. I don't think I ever paid close enough attention to realize they don't mention those keys in the song.

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 1:25 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
godofdeadlydeath wrote: Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:52 am When I saw Helloween in 2018, after they played that song, Andi joked about how nobody knows what actually happened to the 6th and 7th key because it's not in the lyrics. I don't think I ever paid close enough attention to realize they don't mention those keys in the song.
Kai Hansen's phone number and Ingo Schwichtenberg's lithium, respectively

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 4:15 pm
by featherboa
riley-o wrote: Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:52 am Why are you guys carrying around all those unused screen door and shed keys on the daily instead of just putting them on a hook by the back door

Car
Front door
Mail

That's it
I agree with riley fuck keys

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 4:15 pm
by featherboa
do you really need your mailbox key on your ring?

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 4:33 pm
by MPD
thread caused me to reduce!

now:

apartment key
mailbox key
work/warehouse key
keyfob for moms building
moms apartment key
mystery key

car key stays separate.

keys always stay in my front left pocket along with lighter and wallet.