how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

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I have way more than that and they're mostly important.

Who the fuck cares, seven isn't even a lot, I know some people with like 12 or 13.

Maybe if one of the keys is to the Budweiser factory THEN we can talk YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN hah ahha haha
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Fri Oct 16, 2020 10:59 am
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ever since covid im home literally 1 weekend a month and my dad never locks his door. i have zero keys, bro. share custody with whatever rental car we get with my coworker but thats it
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i have a yubikey
i have a pgp key too and man i wish i didn't.
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screen door side (don't really lock it)
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Make the people hoooold each other's hands...


I have 3 keys that I use with any sort of regularity. My car. My wife's car. And the house key I barely use because I always use the garage door opener. I also have a key to my mom's house on the key ring, and I think that's it.
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good thread

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Why are you guys carrying around all those unused screen door and shed keys on the daily instead of just putting them on a hook by the back door

Car
Front door
Mail

That's it
HEAD BOPPAZ RECORDS YOU BITCH-ASS HOES
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Car; house; gate

I keep a separate thing on the key hook for: minivan; house; in-laws' house

Can't say I've ever locked our gates, though
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LOCK THE GATES

What's up what the fuckers...
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riley-o wrote:
Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:52 am
Why are you guys carrying around all those unused screen door and shed keys on the daily instead of just putting them on a hook by the back door


Because the socialist nazi jews are coming to break in and take errr gunns
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work 2 (haven't been anywhere near the office in well over a year, not sure why they're still on there)
Bottle opener/toenail clipper combo my dad got from Finland (they really are more evolved over there)

My car fob/tile is too big and annoying to keep in the key ring
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^ Confirmed keeper of 7 keys
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Would you like to fight?
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Front door
Back door
Back door basement entrance
Mother’s house
In-laws screen door
In-laws proper front door
In-laws first floor main entry door
Car key
The other car’s key
3 mystery keys, possibly from my old job

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When I saw Helloween in 2018, after they played that song, Andi joked about how nobody knows what actually happened to the 6th and 7th key because it's not in the lyrics. I don't think I ever paid close enough attention to realize they don't mention those keys in the song.
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godofdeadlydeath wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:52 am
When I saw Helloween in 2018, after they played that song, Andi joked about how nobody knows what actually happened to the 6th and 7th key because it's not in the lyrics. I don't think I ever paid close enough attention to realize they don't mention those keys in the song.
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riley-o wrote:
Wed Jan 27, 2021 9:52 am
Why are you guys carrying around all those unused screen door and shed keys on the daily instead of just putting them on a hook by the back door

Car
Front door
Mail

That's it
I agree with riley fuck keys
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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do you really need your mailbox key on your ring?
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
probably some punk broth - tvbfvs
dames are lousy now mah i gotta bop peckahs -eba
it's been hard to find the focus necessary with all the racket my wife & her boyfriend have been making -necro-meter
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thread caused me to reduce!

now:

apartment key
mailbox key
work/warehouse key
keyfob for moms building
moms apartment key
mystery key

car key stays separate.

keys always stay in my front left pocket along with lighter and wallet.
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