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Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 10:41 pm
by riley-o
featherboa wrote:
Fri Jan 29, 2021 4:15 pm
do you really need your mailbox key on your ring?
Yeah to get your mail on the way home instead of having to go up and get your key, come back down to open the mail box, head back up again. This was especially necessary when I was on the 35th floor and the elevators took forever.

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2021 11:21 pm
by Necrometer
mods plz merge with humblebrag thread

“ugh i hate when i leave my car’s fob/tile in my penthouse and I have to take my helicopter back up to fetch it”

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2021 11:04 am
by Eight Bit Alien
It's very telling that he thinks it's OK to lock the riff-raff out of his home using a door, rather than just sharing his living environment, like in an alley or bridge scenario. Really just out of touch aloof. Sad

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2021 11:22 am
by FVBTVS
doesn't want to build the wall and yet lives in a house with four of them :confused:

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2021 1:27 pm
by Eight Bit Alien
Private property? More like rape objects.

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2021 8:22 am
by featherboa
i support riley's mail key

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2021 9:39 am
by Geeheeb
I’m going to help all of you out by making it illegal to carry more than 7 keys at once you’re welcome in advance.

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2021 11:27 am
by godofdeadlydeath
Geeheeb wrote:
Mon Feb 01, 2021 9:39 am
I’m going to help all of you out by making it illegal to carry more than 7 keys at once you’re welcome in advance.
You've got my vote

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2021 5:13 pm
by ghost boner
can you make it illegal to carry more than one phone? id rather have 80 keys on one ring than two fucking phones I HATE THIS SHIT

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2021 5:19 pm
by featherboa
are you gonna get a phone holster belt thing?

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2021 7:14 pm
by ghost boner
i never thought about that. might actually be a good idea

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Mon Feb 01, 2021 7:22 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
featherboa wrote:
Mon Feb 01, 2021 5:19 pm
are you gonna get a phone holster belt thing?
And some walmart jeans, and white tennies.

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2021 10:41 am
by Honky Kong 64
I really need to shed some keys.

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 2:06 pm
by godofdeadlydeath
AND THE FIFTH, INTO THE SEA OF ANGAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR!


Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 7:30 pm
by abdominalpillaging
let's see

house
Jeep 1
Jeep 2
mail box
2x work tools

6

woop woop

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 9:09 am
by Toilet Fleet
Just rekey either Jeep to match the other one, takes 5 seconds

Re: how many people have fewer than seven fucking keys

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:52 pm
by hipster holocaust
Anyone who hasn't had anything stolen from their mailbox because it wasn't locked is a fucking asshole