Elon Musk dead at 49

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his hair has improved though.
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If only he were dead.

Same with his whore.

And his fucking ass wipe kid.
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GM released a new Will Ferrell ad taking over the Electric Car biz and then they dragged Musk out onto the streets of Detroit and shot him in the back of the head during the Super Bowl. I have inside sources that confirmed it but it's being covered up so Biden can take over Space X and get us back into space.
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godofdeadlydeath wrote: ↑
Mon Feb 08, 2021 8:19 am
 GM released a new Will Ferrell ad taking over the Electric Car biz and then they dragged Musk out onto the streets of Detroit and shot him in the back of the head during the Super Bowl. I have inside sources that confirmed it but it's being covered up so Biden can take over Space X and get us back into space.
I just read something about this. This is breaking news. Qgrease will reveal more.
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I drove a Tesla Model 3 performance last week & im now all aboard for neck snapping acceleration & summon mode in store carparks
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Electric cars make sense but I haven't seen anything that compares to a Tesla re: out of the box user experience, and I'm not giving Elon Muk dime one of my money
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I got a used Chevy volt and it rules
FVBTVS wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 06, 2018 12:04 pm
from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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Innsmouth Musk will be happy to know I finally finished Don Quixote.
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The all knowing sweet lord musk is reading this right now, and will force us all to give him blowjobs at electric car-point
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MPD wrote: ↑
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 his hair has improved though.
He is in the wrong business, he should start opening hair clinics using the same techniques they used in his awesome hair. All baldies would give him all their moneys.
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Krieg wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:23 am
MPD wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 07, 2021 11:01 pm
 his hair has improved though.
He is in the wrong business, he should start opening hair clinics using the same techniques they used in his awesome hair. All baldies would give him all their tendies.
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UPDATE: I like the stupid design of the cybertruck and would only refer to it as a cybertruck in every conversation referencing it, e.g., "I'll be right back, I'm going to Lowe's in my cybertruck to pick up some more potting soil"
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Krieg wrote: ↑
Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:23 am
MPD wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 07, 2021 11:01 pm
 his hair has improved though.
He is in the wrong business, he should start opening hair clinics using the same techniques they used in his awesome hair. All baldies would give him all their moneys.
Post a pic of your hair, baldie
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when is this guy going to climb into one of his rockets
i cut my hand at work and just let it drip on my desk during a conference call -copstache
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I wonder how good a Tesla Pocket Pussy would be. That battery could give cock massaging for days.
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