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Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2021 5:24 pm
by featherboa
an old man can dream

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2021 5:31 pm
by cxwx
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Grimes has to dress up like a space alien to show off her uterus droppings.

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2021 6:00 pm
by Geeheeb

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2021 9:46 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Sun Feb 07, 2021 11:01 pm
by MPD
his hair has improved though.

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 8:01 am
by kevin hash
If only he were dead.

Same with his whore.

And his fucking ass wipe kid.

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 8:19 am
by godofdeadlydeath
GM released a new Will Ferrell ad taking over the Electric Car biz and then they dragged Musk out onto the streets of Detroit and shot him in the back of the head during the Super Bowl. I have inside sources that confirmed it but it's being covered up so Biden can take over Space X and get us back into space.

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 2:18 pm
by postaddiction
HellX

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2021 8:36 pm
by kevin hash
godofdeadlydeath wrote: Mon Feb 08, 2021 8:19 am GM released a new Will Ferrell ad taking over the Electric Car biz and then they dragged Musk out onto the streets of Detroit and shot him in the back of the head during the Super Bowl. I have inside sources that confirmed it but it's being covered up so Biden can take over Space X and get us back into space.
I just read something about this. This is breaking news. Qgrease will reveal more.

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 12:04 am
by doomeddisciple
I drove a Tesla Model 3 performance last week & im now all aboard for neck snapping acceleration & summon mode in store carparks

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 11:02 am
by Toilet Fleet
Electric cars make sense but I haven't seen anything that compares to a Tesla re: out of the box user experience, and I'm not giving Elon Muk dime one of my money

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 11:14 am
by Geeheeb
I got a used Chevy volt and it rules

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2021 2:24 pm
by cxwx
Innsmouth Musk will be happy to know I finally finished Don Quixote.

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:48 pm
by hipster holocaust
The all knowing sweet lord musk is reading this right now, and will force us all to give him blowjobs at electric car-point

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:23 am
by Krieg
MPD wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 11:01 pm his hair has improved though.
He is in the wrong business, he should start opening hair clinics using the same techniques they used in his awesome hair. All baldies would give him all their moneys.

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 11:24 am
by Necrophilic Mallard
Krieg wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:23 am
MPD wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 11:01 pm his hair has improved though.
He is in the wrong business, he should start opening hair clinics using the same techniques they used in his awesome hair. All baldies would give him all their tendies.

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:34 pm
by Toilet Fleet
UPDATE: I like the stupid design of the cybertruck and would only refer to it as a cybertruck in every conversation referencing it, e.g., "I'll be right back, I'm going to Lowe's in my cybertruck to pick up some more potting soil"

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2021 3:41 pm
by cxwx
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R.I.P. Elon Herbert Walker Kiedis

1505-1610 AD

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:38 am
by THE KILL
Krieg wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:23 am
MPD wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 11:01 pm his hair has improved though.
He is in the wrong business, he should start opening hair clinics using the same techniques they used in his awesome hair. All baldies would give him all their moneys.
Post a pic of your hair, baldie

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:09 am
by featherboa
when is this guy going to climb into one of his rockets

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2021 10:52 am
by ThePhillyExperiment
I wonder how good a Tesla Pocket Pussy would be. That battery could give cock massaging for days.

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:14 am
by Krieg
THE KILL wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:38 am
Krieg wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:23 am
MPD wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 11:01 pm his hair has improved though.
He is in the wrong business, he should start opening hair clinics using the same techniques they used in his awesome hair. All baldies would give him all their moneys.
Post a pic of your hair, baldie
Not bald here, but my hair is now 80%-90% white.

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2021 7:12 am
by THE KILL
Krieg wrote: Mon Mar 01, 2021 11:14 am
THE KILL wrote: Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:38 am
Krieg wrote: Tue Feb 23, 2021 6:23 am
MPD wrote: Sun Feb 07, 2021 11:01 pm his hair has improved though.
He is in the wrong business, he should start opening hair clinics using the same techniques they used in his awesome hair. All baldies would give him all their moneys.
Post a pic of your hair, baldie
Not bald here, but my hair is now 80%-90% white.
good to know

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 5:40 am
by godofdeadlydeath

Re: Elon Musk dead at 49

Posted: Mon Mar 08, 2021 2:25 pm
by cxwx
I’m probably the only person that cares that Katz from Gorgonized Dorks died. The family was already broke trying to pay for the funeral of some other family member that had also recently passed away. The drummer from Dead Infection left this planet not too long ago and it kind of flew under the radar.

I’m really glad Enron Mollusk’s stupid rocket blew up the other day. too bad he wasn’t standing on the landing pad to get incinerated.