Do you "get" this comic? [Perry Bible Fellowship]

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Sun Dec 21, 2014 7:36 pm

that harmony one was pretty good actually

i don't think the father christmas one is very good? it's just santa clause banging women and their kids are helping the elves?

i don't quite get the matched one and i don't believe cw explanation. why would she put out an ad for lobster if she can't eat shellfish. dude probably just got caught staring at her mallets and she didn't want to talk to him ever again. i could see that definitely happening...

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christians eat shellfish
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
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santa one sucks and lobsty is bummed cause hes jewish and shes christian
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Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:08 pm

fuck!!! i totally missed the cap


the cap is like right where a tire is supposed to be in the first one!!!

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bland ed wrote:fuck!!! i totally missed the cap


the cap is like right where a tire is supposed to be in the first one!!!
that's what killed me about the whole comic after my second viewing of it.

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Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:12 pm

featherboa wrote:christians eat shellfish
Are we really going to get into this bullshit now? Leviticus health laws or do you follow the part of the bible where it says "one mans faith allows him to eat anything" or are you one of those Christians that believes the new testament voids anything said in the old.
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zombiehead wrote:
bland ed wrote:fuck!!! i totally missed the cap


the cap is like right where a tire is supposed to be in the first one!!!
that's what killed me about the whole comic after my second viewing of it.
haha
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
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Cascade Whore wrote:
featherboa wrote:christians eat shellfish
Are we really going to get into this bullshit now? Leviticus health laws or do you follow the part of the bible where it says "one mans faith allows him to eat anything" or are you one of those Christians that believes the new testament voids anything said in the old.
we don't have to argue about what book says what. all the christians in america partake of the forbidden crustacean that's just the way it is
let's overturn these tables disconnect these cables
This place don't make sense to me no more
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FVBTVS wrote:probably some punk broth
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jesus christ, and only his head is a lobster; what does the book say about christians blowing/fucking werewolves?

it was the yamaka, and that's it.
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featherboa wrote:
Cascade Whore wrote:
featherboa wrote:christians eat shellfish
Are we really going to get into this bullshit now? Leviticus health laws or do you follow the part of the bible where it says "one mans faith allows him to eat anything" or are you one of those Christians that believes the new testament voids anything said in the old.
we don't have to argue about what book says what. all the christians in america partake of the forbidden crustacean that's just the way it is
Who says she's American?
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Sun Dec 21, 2014 9:24 pm

The lobster head is upset at the cross because he's of the school that considers it idol worship
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Cascade Whore wrote:
featherboa wrote:
Cascade Whore wrote:
featherboa wrote:christians eat shellfish
Are we really going to get into this bullshit now? Leviticus health laws or do you follow the part of the bible where it says "one mans faith allows him to eat anything" or are you one of those Christians that believes the new testament voids anything said in the old.
we don't have to argue about what book says what. all the christians in america partake of the forbidden crustacean that's just the way it is
Who says she's American?
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that's fucking stupid logic

everybody likes monster trucks

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Crab wolf is disappointed because she's a moderate Christian. He's a hard line evangelical
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Derp. Didn't even see the yamika till now. The old man in the bar is wearing an obvious Easter egg
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If you guys read Chad's newsletter more often, you would know that it's spelled "yarmulke."
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 3:56 pm

hahaha :tup:

another one already:

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Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:23 pm

panels 2 and 3 are not showing the same perspective - you can tell because his head is looking different directions. he never actually turns his head after she starts talking to him - the point is that there's actually nothing more to life than math; he's constructed his dream woman from equations and painted her onto the wall that he's looking at throughout the whole comic
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Tue Jan 27, 2015 10:29 pm

the equations are all trash; pablo picasso doesn't know how to do math at all. he's just impersonating the world-famous professor loring in hopes that the new intern takes the bait. and it works! tragically, picasso has been doing cubist paintings for so long that he's lost touch with reality and can't even enjoy spoils of his ruse. in an interesting twist, spanish universities are super bad at math and the real dr. loring returns to find himself awarded a departmental prize for shoddy work he doesn't recall doing.
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