Do you "get" this comic? [Perry Bible Fellowship]

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Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:50 am

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from that racial slur one:
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he (nick gurewitch) basically never signs or initials them
it took me far to long to get the phonetic consequences of this guy's name (bolding is new) :lol:
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Fri May 18, 2018 5:00 pm

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this one is potentially/almost brilliant

not sure about authorial intent on the placement of the bad news - that's the back of the paper - is the idea that only we see that info? I think it has to be. but I can't help thinking that it wasn't thought about, or the audience wouldn't be trusted to deduce that part.

it reminds me of a skit on sesame street where one muppet has a beverage in a cup and the other is like "can I have half" and the one with the drink says "sure" and then the asker drinks ALL OF IT. "why did you drink it all?" "because my half was on the bottom!" - brilliant troll move you can do when you're 10 and feel like a king of pranks, right? BUT since they're muppets, they had to drink through a straw to facilitate things, which means the bottom half would be consumed first. FILM FLUB!
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Fri May 18, 2018 9:25 pm

In the second frame we can clearly see that the boy, in his excitement, has spun so vigorously as to snap his own neck. In the third panel he’s in convulsions while the father and puppy try to rescue him; the irony of course being the boy won’t live long enough to experience the side effects of puppy saliva contact.
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Sat May 19, 2018 2:33 pm

It's not a face, his brain is melting. The response bubble originates from the other side of his head suggesting he's so fucked that he thinks the other side of the chair is his own father.
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Tue Jun 12, 2018 3:12 pm

what is the mitten thing in place of a hand in the 4th panel

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the flyswatter :tup:
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what is the mitten thing in place of a hand in the 4th panel

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the flyswatter :tup:
But he hasn’t killed that many animals himself he’s just eaten the meat.
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Mon Jul 09, 2018 8:00 pm

just noticed the elephant. gold
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Thu Oct 04, 2018 12:39 pm

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looking through the telescope, dude sees a far-off sign that says "DRINKING COMPETITION: CAN YOU OUT-DRINK A WHALE?" and ahab - being a hard-drinking and cocksure pirate - enters into this competition, matching the whale drink for drink. after dozens of beverages it becomes clear that the whale is not feeling so well, and ahab pulls out the W

(LOL at tilting a drink while using a straw, c'mon nick)
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Fri Nov 16, 2018 11:31 am

FUCK!! Hahahahahahaha
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Fri Nov 16, 2018 6:23 pm

YES
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Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:01 am

I never get these
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This place don't make sense to me no more
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Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:15 am

barkelangelo became famous for his ability to paint things "photorealistically" with hyper-fine detail. after landing this major commission, the work he produced was instead in the familiar, classic style of the renaissance masters. many would find this impressive in its own right (considering this is a dog who paints using his tail as a brush), but when you've had to fight the uphill battle of painting OVER the sistine chapel with a modern style (like the trendy pope did), it's a pretty substantial fuckup to end up with basically the same piece of art.
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Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:33 am

that ones not too funny
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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Mon Feb 04, 2019 12:14 pm

Barkelangelo’s a good pup 🥰
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Mon Feb 04, 2019 4:42 pm

ok wait maybe i dont fucking get Barkelangelo

Is the joke that a dog repainted the creation of adam to be Dog touching man instead of God?

or is there more to it

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canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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Mon Feb 04, 2019 6:45 pm

yeah I think that's about it

I like him painting with his tail, which might just be my head-canon; I love his goofy expression; and I honestly have no clue what they were expecting
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Mon Feb 04, 2019 7:26 pm

god is a dog
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from enslavement to obliteration is older than abbey road
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Necrometer wrote:
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yeah I think that's about it

I like him painting with his tail, which might just be my head-canon; I love his goofy expression; and I honestly have no clue what they were expecting
Roger, thank you for the reality-check. The art is delightful and I love that dog, I was just a little bugged because there's usually more going on in these strips.

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god is a dog
:lol: this is legitimately the discussion we'd be having with Simmfox
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:54 pm

no kevin's 100% right and I can't believe the actual painting is the way it is

I missed that despite the god's robe tell and everything
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Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:56 pm

unless kevin is saying IRL god is actually a dog
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Mon Feb 04, 2019 11:39 pm

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
canon.docre wrote:I will not be seduced by the cheap showiness of nature.
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