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Have you ever rode on the atheist bus?
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Oh, I've done that most my life too. I just suck at seducing women, even in the most fundamental, even accidental, ways.Necrometer wrote:banging christians as an open atheist is like hard mode
i play on hard mode
Now I'm all about Easy mode. Like when I fire up a new video game, there's no pride involved, I know I want a little challenge but be able to breeze through the damn thing, so I set the thing on normal and if that's too hard, I go easy.
I don't even like sex that much. That's the funny thing. The reality of it is disappointing and sometimes off-putting. I think an ideal encounter would be to have a chat with a lady and both of us openly describe what we'd do to each other sexually, then call it a night without actually doing it.
Do any of you feel horribly exposed during the sex act, like you're about to be squashed by a giant foot? It doesn't always strike me but sometimes it does and I just want to roll off the bed and under it. Where I keep all the chopped off hooker heads. Just kidding. But no, really, that panic sometimes gets me and I feel like running. I think if I was tricking a christian girl and pretending like she was saving my faith or whatever silly shit gets them wet, that I would have a shield protecting me, like I was just an actor playing a role. I've worked hard to suppress the insect the last five years. But this is why I've needed him in the past. Fucking hell, I'm never going to be fully well, am I?
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I would like to have sex with a christian girl on an atheist bus. Goddamn though, I'd be so fucking nervous the whole time.
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Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:Oh, I've done that most my life too. I just suck at seducing women, even in the most fundamental, even accidental, ways.Necrometer wrote:banging christians as an open atheist is like hard mode
i play on hard mode
Now I'm all about Easy mode. Like when I fire up a new video game, there's no pride involved, I know I want a little challenge but be able to breeze through the damn thing, so I set the thing on normal and if that's too hard, I go easy.
I don't even like sex that much. That's the funny thing. The reality of it is disappointing and sometimes off-putting. I think an ideal encounter would be to have a chat with a lady and both of us openly describe what we'd do to each other sexually, then call it a night without actually doing it.
Do any of you feel horribly exposed during the sex act, like you're about to be squashed by a giant foot? It doesn't always strike me but sometimes it does and I just want to roll off the bed and under it. Where I keep all the chopped off hooker heads. Just kidding. But no, really, that panic sometimes gets me and I feel like running. I think if I was tricking a christian girl and pretending like she was saving my faith or whatever silly shit gets them wet, that I would have a shield protecting me, like I was just an actor playing a role. I've worked hard to suppress the insect the last five years. But this is why I've needed him in the past. Fucking hell, I'm never going to be fully well, am I?
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Playing on hard mode sucks and I think I am even done with any game involving hard mode. Life's too short, right?Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:Oh, I've done that most my life too. I just suck at seducing women, even in the most fundamental, even accidental, ways.Necrometer wrote:banging christians as an open atheist is like hard mode
i play on hard mode
Now I'm all about Easy mode. Like when I fire up a new video game, there's no pride involved, I know I want a little challenge but be able to breeze through the damn thing, so I set the thing on normal and if that's too hard, I go easy.
As for the rest... insectshield
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Those are the morons who think "agnostic" is some kind of halfway house between atheism and theism. Thomas Huxley would slap the ever loving shit out of them.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:But even agnostics want to beat up atheists.
Like "BITCH, I invented that term. Use it properly."
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Eh, even the ones who use it properly annoy me. "Yeah, I know you're making a statement about the nature of knowledge, okay, I get it, the point is you can't know, alright, but, given probability, what do you think is likely...hey, where are you going?" It's like they're stuck in a tangential argument.Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Those are the morons who think "agnostic" is some kind of halfway house between atheism and theism. Thomas Huxley would slap the ever loving shit out of them.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:But even agnostics want to beat up atheists.
Like "BITCH, I invented that term. Use it properly."
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If not for atheism, 9/11 wouldn't even have happened. That said, 9/11 was the best thing that ever happened to America.
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when the term 'agnostic' is used properly its pronounced 'atheist'Eight Foot Manchild wrote:Those are the morons who think "agnostic" is some kind of halfway house between atheism and theism. Thomas Huxley would slap the ever loving shit out of them.
Like "BITCH, I invented that term. Use it properly."
saying something like "i'm an agnostic, those atheists sure are assholes!" is like saying "i'm really an atheist because i sure as hell dont believe in god at all but the good kind i swear please dont ostracize me!" agnostics are kinda like a black dude that listens to indie rock and goes to 80's night and complains about misogynistic lyrics in rap music.
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It's funny... I can't count how many times you and I have had a conversation similar to this. At the time I was completely empathetic. I thought I shared your same anxiety over having sex. At the time, I didn't have a clear understanding of where my anxiety was coming from. Either way the symptom of our individual insecurities was the same; low self-esteem leading to stress when we were at our most intimate/vulnerable.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:Do any of you feel horribly exposed during the sex act, like you're about to be squashed by a giant foot? It doesn't always strike me but sometimes it does and I just want to roll off the bed and under it. Where I keep all the chopped off hooker heads. Just kidding. But no, really, that panic sometimes gets me and I feel like running. I think if I was tricking a christian girl and pretending like she was saving my faith or whatever silly shit gets them wet, that I would have a shield protecting me, like I was just an actor playing a role. I've worked hard to suppress the insect the last five years. But this is why I've needed him in the past. Fucking hell, I'm never going to be fully well, am I?
All I can say is that now sex is a lot more enjoyable and anxiety-free for me. So, I hold out hope that you can find your own solution, because ultimately the scenario of sex is only one example of a situation in which feeling comfortable with yourself will lead to an overall, more fulfilling life.
That said, you know I've still got plenty of my own messes to clean up. So, I hope I'm not coming across as high and mighty, or preachy. You just inspired me to analyze our past.
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So maybe I should become a woman?Mari_Mar wrote:It's funny... I can't count how many times you and I have had a conversation similar to this. At the time I was completely empathetic. I thought I shared your same anxiety over having sex. At the time, I didn't have a clear understanding of where my anxiety was coming from. Either way the symptom of our individual insecurities was the same; low self-esteem leading to stress when we were at our most intimate/vulnerable.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:Do any of you feel horribly exposed during the sex act, like you're about to be squashed by a giant foot? It doesn't always strike me but sometimes it does and I just want to roll off the bed and under it. Where I keep all the chopped off hooker heads. Just kidding. But no, really, that panic sometimes gets me and I feel like running. I think if I was tricking a christian girl and pretending like she was saving my faith or whatever silly shit gets them wet, that I would have a shield protecting me, like I was just an actor playing a role. I've worked hard to suppress the insect the last five years. But this is why I've needed him in the past. Fucking hell, I'm never going to be fully well, am I?
All I can say is that now sex is a lot more enjoyable and anxiety-free for me. So, I hold out hope that you can find your own solution, because ultimately the scenario of sex is only one example of a situation in which feeling comfortable with yourself will lead to an overall, more fulfilling life.
That said, you know I've still got plenty of my own messes to clean up. So, I hope I'm not coming across as high and mighty, or preachy. You just inspired me to analyze our past.
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Hahaha! I didn't mean to imply that. I was trying to say that we both had different causes to our low self-esteem, but at the time those causes translated in nearly identical ways.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:So maybe I should become a woman?
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Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:So maybe I should become a woman?Mari_Mar wrote:It's funny... I can't count how many times you and I have had a conversation similar to this. At the time I was completely empathetic. I thought I shared your same anxiety over having sex. At the time, I didn't have a clear understanding of where my anxiety was coming from. Either way the symptom of our individual insecurities was the same; low self-esteem leading to stress when we were at our most intimate/vulnerable.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:Do any of you feel horribly exposed during the sex act, like you're about to be squashed by a giant foot? It doesn't always strike me but sometimes it does and I just want to roll off the bed and under it. Where I keep all the chopped off hooker heads. Just kidding. But no, really, that panic sometimes gets me and I feel like running. I think if I was tricking a christian girl and pretending like she was saving my faith or whatever silly shit gets them wet, that I would have a shield protecting me, like I was just an actor playing a role. I've worked hard to suppress the insect the last five years. But this is why I've needed him in the past. Fucking hell, I'm never going to be fully well, am I?
All I can say is that now sex is a lot more enjoyable and anxiety-free for me. So, I hold out hope that you can find your own solution, because ultimately the scenario of sex is only one example of a situation in which feeling comfortable with yourself will lead to an overall, more fulfilling life.
That said, you know I've still got plenty of my own messes to clean up. So, I hope I'm not coming across as high and mighty, or preachy. You just inspired me to analyze our past.
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That's it, I'm going to follow your lead.Mari_Mar wrote:Hahaha! I didn't mean to imply that. I was trying to say that we both had different causes to our low self-esteem, but at the time those causes translated in nearly identical ways.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:So maybe I should become a woman?
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You're going to break poor Hana's heart. But you could always move up here and join the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence:Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:That's it, I'm going to follow your lead.
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What sexual preference is the one where you only fuck dolphins? That's what I want to be.
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Back to God and the atheist bus. Sorry for the insectoid-shield-dolphin-rape tangent.
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Agnosticism>atheism
Thread over.
Thread over.
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hmmmmVagectomy wrote:ignorance>understanding
Thread over.
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Ignorance is believing something to be fact that cannot be proven.
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Not only does "god" not exist, even if he did, we would be morally obligated - as a self-respecting species - to kill him.
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Knowing what "agnostic" means > being a stupid cunt
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learn what an atheist is pleaseVagectomy wrote:Ignorance is believing something to be fact that cannot be proven.
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I know what an atheist is. It's a person who is as ignorant as a religious person. Agnosticism is the way to go end of fucking discussion.DeadWalrus wrote:learn what an atheist is pleaseVagectomy wrote:Ignorance is believing something to be fact that cannot be proven.
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Not quite. There are distinctions you're not grasping. I think your mind is more suited for parody thread creation. Go for it.Vagectomy wrote:I know what an atheist is. It's a person who is as ignorant as a religious person. Agnosticism is the way to go end of fucking discussion.DeadWalrus wrote:learn what an atheist is pleaseVagectomy wrote:Ignorance is believing something to be fact that cannot be proven.
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