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suteli-bunn wrote: I've never worked on a farm
They're really really straight.
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Once a tongue reaches down your urethra, tickling your balls on the way, to press against your prostate from the inside you think differently about letting your dink sit in a lazy mouth.XSlitheryDeeX wrote: I dont see how any guy would not enjoy bj's but I guess thats the case here. I heard some guy on the radio talking about how he didnt like bjs. Anyways, I remember I asked a girl for a blowjob back in middle school.She put her hands on the love rod and proceeded to "blow" air onto the meat worm.
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Sorry. You dated lame girls...doubleblumpkin wrote:the awesome Assassin wrote:You never had a good blow job... PM my autistic son, Mitch Jr...doubleblumpkin wrote:but I have never came from a blow job. I've had some of the best blow jobs of my life and never came
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Slow and steady wins the race.Smegma wrote:you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.
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I rather have a chick blow my ass shit while watching the Three Stooges, and also playing Space Ace... Because that sounds fukkking cool!!!Smegma wrote:you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.
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well, yeah, but i meant to say she's done sucking and is ready for sex.dominichorton wrote:That shit is awesome. Eating pussy =skin & bones wrote:i always found blowjobs more exciting than regular sex. i find it disappointing when my girlfriend stops and lays back and spreads her legs. it's like, oh, down to business..
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Yeah can't wait to have my world shattered by whatever wisdom is contained within...Green Chamber wrote:What's it say?LolaFaun wrote:Oral sex over genital sex is particularly telling.
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duhr duhr duhr duh duh duhr.the awesome Assassin wrote:I rather have a chick blow my ass shit while watching the Three Stooges, and also playing Space Ace... Because that sounds fukkking cool!!!Smegma wrote:you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.
you aren't funny.
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Had a friend in high school (he was super catholic, also Italian - crazy religious mother and what not) who insisted that anything other than missionary/post marriage sex was bad. We busted in his room one night at the shore (not Jersey) and found him being gobbled by some fat chick. Another friend walked in and took the Gideon Bible out of the dresser and threw at him. He was mortified.
Memories...
Memories...
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You're such a boring, one-dimensional tryhard. I hope you get banned next.Smegma wrote:you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.
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this here is sensible talk.Smegma wrote:you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.
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I didn't realize there was any other possible outcome...doubleblumpkin wrote:I don't dislike blow jobs, I love them, but I have never came from a blow job
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blowjobs for me are like a side salad or a breakfast bagel --- just brief appetizers before the main course. why fill up on salad when there's tenderloin ?
but i think i'm just more interested in doing things to girls than having them do things to me.
but i think i'm just more interested in doing things to girls than having them do things to me.
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Yeah, but it's going to cost you, I bet.Necrometer wrote:Yeah can't wait to have my world shattered by whatever wisdom is contained within...Green Chamber wrote:What's it say?LolaFaun wrote:Oral sex over genital sex is particularly telling.
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...that they don't appreciate the two sweaties locked together in a loving embrace, sharing breath, starring into each others eyes. complete oneness.LolaFaun wrote:Oral sex over genital sex is particularly telling.
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How would you know? Most of your partners aren't breathing anymore.
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hahaha, good point. I just read something like that in Penthouse Forum.Deleted Account wrote:How would you know? Most of your partners aren't breathing anymore.
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haha fuckin wopsWhiffleball Ace wrote:Had a friend in high school (he was super catholic, also Italian - crazy religious mother and what not) who insisted that anything other than missionary/post marriage sex was bad. We busted in his room one night at the shore (not Jersey) and found him being gobbled by some fat chick. Another friend walked in and took the Gideon Bible out of the dresser and threw at him. He was mortified.
Memories...
getting back to dudes who dont like dome, i can see it if they only got the tooth scraping head, which is almost as uncomfortable as a prostate exam
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lemme tell you guys somethin about blowjobs
i like em
i like em
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Chipped Beef!hipster holocaust wrote:tooth scraping head
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i dated THE hottest girl i have ever EVER been with before or since about 5 or 6 years ago. made my jimmy bleed whenever she kissed it. bottom line...noIntrovert wrote:Chipped Beef!hipster holocaust wrote:tooth scraping head
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You know, I never cared much for blowjobs... and then the last 3 girls I've dated were VERY good at it.
Suddenly, it was a whole lot more enjoyable.
So I guess it helps if your partner has skills...
Suddenly, it was a whole lot more enjoyable.
So I guess it helps if your partner has skills...
Eat shit and live...
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Guess I'm lucky. Never had a chick who treated my pecker like corn on the cob.
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It takes considerable talent to make me pop from a bloejub but regardless, I certainly enjoy it when a lady grants me that particular breed of hospitality.
Unless, of course, she has NO fucking clue what she's doing.
Unless, of course, she has NO fucking clue what she's doing.
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