guys who dont like blow jobs

[doubleblumpkin]

but I have never came from a blow job. I've had some of the best blow jobs of my life and never came

You never had a good blow job... PM my autistic son, Mitch Jr...

[Black Jacques]

I've never worked on a farm

They're really really straight.

[Black Jacques]

I dont see how any guy would not enjoy bj's but I guess thats the case here. I heard some guy on the radio talking about how he didnt like bjs. Anyways, I remember I asked a girl for a blowjob back in middle school.She put her hands on the love rod and proceeded to "blow" air onto the meat worm.

Once a tongue reaches down your urethra, tickling your balls on the way, to press against your prostate from the inside you think differently about letting your dink sit in a lazy mouth.

[the awesome Assassin]

but I have never came from a blow job. I've had some of the best blow jobs of my life and never came

You never had a good blow job... PM my autistic son, Mitch Jr...

Sorry. You dated lame girls...

[Comrade Slinky]

you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.

Slow and steady wins the race.

[the awesome Assassin]

you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.

I rather have a chick blow my ass shit while watching the Three Stooges, and also playing Space Ace... Because that sounds fukkking cool!!!

[skin & bones]

i always found blowjobs more exciting than regular sex. i find it disappointing when my girlfriend stops and lays back and spreads her legs. it's like, oh, down to business..

That shit is awesome. Eating pussy =

well, yeah, but i meant to say she's done sucking and is ready for sex.

[Necrometer]

Oral sex over genital sex is particularly telling.

What's it say?

Yeah can't wait to have my world shattered by whatever wisdom is contained within...

[BUNGVOX]

you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.

I rather have a chick blow my ass shit while watching the Three Stooges, and also playing Space Ace... Because that sounds fukkking cool!!!

duhr duhr duhr duh duh duhr.



you aren't funny.

dumbshit.

[Whiffleball Ace]

Had a friend in high school (he was super catholic, also Italian - crazy religious mother and what not) who insisted that anything other than missionary/post marriage sex was bad. We busted in his room one night at the shore (not Jersey) and found him being gobbled by some fat chick. Another friend walked in and took the Gideon Bible out of the dresser and threw at him. He was mortified.

Memories...

[krudmonk]

you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.

You're such a boring, one-dimensional tryhard. I hope you get banned next.

[BUNGVOX]

you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.

this here is sensible talk.

[soiled depends]

I don't dislike blow jobs, I love them, but I have never came from a blow job

I didn't realize there was any other possible outcome...

[dreweq]

blowjobs for me are like a side salad or a breakfast bagel --- just brief appetizers before the main course. why fill up on salad when there's tenderloin ?

but i think i'm just more interested in doing things to girls than having them do things to me.

[Deleted Account]

Oral sex over genital sex is particularly telling.

What's it say?

Yeah can't wait to have my world shattered by whatever wisdom is contained within...

Yeah, but it's going to cost you, I bet.

[Brian P.]

Oral sex over genital sex is particularly telling.

...that they don't appreciate the two sweaties locked together in a loving embrace, sharing breath, starring into each others eyes. complete oneness.

[Deleted Account]

How would you know? Most of your partners aren't breathing anymore.

[Brian P.]

How would you know? Most of your partners aren't breathing anymore.

hahaha, good point. I just read something like that in Penthouse Forum.

[hipster holocaust]

Had a friend in high school (he was super catholic, also Italian - crazy religious mother and what not) who insisted that anything other than missionary/post marriage sex was bad. We busted in his room one night at the shore (not Jersey) and found him being gobbled by some fat chick. Another friend walked in and took the Gideon Bible out of the dresser and threw at him. He was mortified.

Memories...

haha fuckin wops

getting back to dudes who dont like dome, i can see it if they only got the tooth scraping head, which is almost as uncomfortable as a prostate exam

[DeadWalrus]

lemme tell you guys somethin about blowjobs












i like em

[Introvert]

tooth scraping head

Chipped Beef!

[hipster holocaust]

tooth scraping head

Chipped Beef!

i dated THE hottest girl i have ever EVER been with before or since about 5 or 6 years ago. made my jimmy bleed whenever she kissed it. bottom line...no

[takeasneededforpain]

You know, I never cared much for blowjobs... and then the last 3 girls I've dated were VERY good at it.

Suddenly, it was a whole lot more enjoyable.

So I guess it helps if your partner has skills...

[Introvert]

Guess I'm lucky. Never had a chick who treated my pecker like corn on the cob.

[Burpcore the GRIM]

It takes considerable talent to make me pop from a bloejub but regardless, I certainly enjoy it when a lady grants me that particular breed of hospitality.

Unless, of course, she has NO fucking clue what she's doing.