Offical running tally on Amelia's sexual reeelapse conquests
Re: Offical running tally on Amelia's sexual reeelapse conquests
security was called on me? why didn't i get kicked out? that's fucking ridiculous. i don't know what to say...am i supposed to apologize again? am i supposed to feel guilty or ashamed or something? what kind of response are you hoping for, matt?
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Next you'll be asking the bands to play acoustic...Kurt Russell's Beard wrote: Don't get too drunk at these things, okay?
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I've never met anyone who wasn't fucked up. I mean...there are different levels, sure, and one just has to see if it's tolerable, but...who isn't completely insane in their own way?Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:cold radiance wrote:
I've never understood the feminine complaint of "don't get near me, I'm too fucked up, I'll just ruin your life", etc.
Probably because anyone that likes you BECAUSE you're fucked up is obviously fucked up too, which is wholly unattractive.
I guess it's easier to throw a little half-joke warning out there and hope that they'll enjoy your company DESPITE everything...seems healthier somehow.
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Necrometer wrote:I still remember coming back from that weekend to find Amelia claiming that I was "off", socially... apparently because I didn't jump in and reciprocate the dry-hump sexual assault she brought my way? Fucking psycho.
hahahaha, holy shit. dude, i was 20 and wasted. i think it's taken several years since moving from the midwest for me to get my insanely intoxicated retard spazzes out of my system. then again, every time i think it's done for good, i end up doing something else stupid...
hahahaha "dry-hump sxual assault"
no fucking way
hahahahhaha
edit: i still don't have social skills!
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The edit was done before I saw your response. I was elaborating because I assume you have these outbursts frequently enough that you probably didn't know which one it was. Chill out. Your shame is making the crazy-vein in your neck throb.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:security was called on me? why didn't i get kicked out? that's fucking ridiculous. i don't know what to say...am i supposed to apologize again? am i supposed to feel guilty or ashamed or something? what kind of response are you hoping for, matt?
By the time security came, you were gone.
Your dry humps, at that time, was the most action I'd gotten all year, funny enough.
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Oh man, being Lord's Beguile's milk brother would be a real reason to commit suicide.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:ok, here's the list
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW1. ross
2. necrometer
3. ross
4. ross
5. ross
6. lord beguile
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Should have decked her.Necrometer wrote:I still remember coming back from that weekend to find Amelia claiming that I was "off", socially... apparently because I didn't jump in and reciprocate the dry-hump sexual assault she brought my way? Fucking psycho.
Haha,
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Kurt Russell's Beard wrote: Your dry humps, at that time, was the most action I'd gotten all year, funny enough.
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These threads would probably go better for you if you just stopped responding.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:security was called on me? why didn't i get kicked out? that's fucking ridiculous. i don't know what to say...am i supposed to apologize again? am i supposed to feel guilty or ashamed or something? what kind of response are you hoping for, matt?
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hahaha, i love how for the last 5 years every time the board is slow or some old tymer gets a bug in his ass, people will go back to recounting tales of my tragic retardism....and i fall for it every time! talk about your cycles...
i'm waiting for pisscubes to show up to say how he threatened to hit me in person but now doesn't think i'm so bad on the internet...
i'm waiting for pisscubes to show up to say how he threatened to hit me in person but now doesn't think i'm so bad on the internet...
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I think what Amelia's trying to say is that in her inebriated state she mistook Ross for a giant penis. The similarity is quite remarkable.
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death by snoo snoo wrote:These threads would probably go better for you if you just stopped responding.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:security was called on me? why didn't i get kicked out? that's fucking ridiculous. i don't know what to say...am i supposed to apologize again? am i supposed to feel guilty or ashamed or something? what kind of response are you hoping for, matt?
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWDon't make me post the "Amelia loves weed more than me" quote again
go for it, fat daddy. who cares?
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I remember when you wrote about this. You were hanging out with some Swedish guys who said that in Sweden they would've just beaten the shit out of her.Kurt Russell's Beard wrote:The edit was done before I saw your response. I was elaborating because I assume you have these outbursts frequently enough that you probably didn't know which one it was. Chill out. Your shame is making the crazy-vein in your neck throb.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:security was called on me? why didn't i get kicked out? that's fucking ridiculous. i don't know what to say...am i supposed to apologize again? am i supposed to feel guilty or ashamed or something? what kind of response are you hoping for, matt?
By the time security came, you were gone.
Your dry humps, at that time, was the most action I'd gotten all year, funny enough.
Haha,
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Unintentional Snipe:
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Hahaha...in Sweden they need a national referendum to even take a piss. Whatever.The Torsion wrote:Swedish guys who said that in Sweden they would've just beaten the shit out of her.
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Yeah that's true. South Africa, on the other hand.cold radiance wrote:Hahaha...in Sweden they need a national referendum to even take a piss. Whatever.The Torsion wrote:Swedish guys who said that in Sweden they would've just beaten the shit out of her.
Haha,
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I think when it comes to random, stupid violence America can hold its own against anyone. Well, maybe not soccer hooligans...The Torsion wrote:Yeah that's true. South Africa, on the other hand.cold radiance wrote:Hahaha...in Sweden they need a national referendum to even take a piss. Whatever.The Torsion wrote:Swedish guys who said that in Sweden they would've just beaten the shit out of her.
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ewww.... i wouldnt even fuck janet reno.Friendly Goatus wrote: Janet Reno
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Shut the fuck up, Battletweeter. Yes you would.
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I've hung out with Amelia quite a bit but I never really experienced the manic crazy amelia in the flesh. I think by chance, the times I hung out with her, she was almost never blacked out drunk. We partied together but usually involving druga at the time. She would drink but not go insane or out of control. In fact, the one time I was hanging out with her when I know she blacked out, I didn't even know until we talked about that Stovakor show the next day and she didn't remember licking the guitarists hand when he held it out for her to shake. I just thought she was being funny and awesome. Those Stovakor guys are cool, one of them gave us a pot brownie to split.
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She may be cool in person but I think we'd all appreciate it if she stopped treating this board as her diary.
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i think if a junkie licked my hand i would be at least moderately put off ever communicating with another human being ever again by the incident
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