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guys who dont like blow jobs
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Friendly Goatus wrote:and stop being a dick to your cat
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i dated THE hottest girl i have ever EVER been with before or since about 5 or 6 years ago. made my jimmy bleed whenever she kissed it. bottom line...noIntrovert wrote:Chipped Beef!hipster holocaust wrote:tooth scraping head
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You know, I never cared much for blowjobs... and then the last 3 girls I've dated were VERY good at it.
Suddenly, it was a whole lot more enjoyable.
So I guess it helps if your partner has skills...
Suddenly, it was a whole lot more enjoyable.
So I guess it helps if your partner has skills...
Eat shit and live...
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Guess I'm lucky. Never had a chick who treated my pecker like corn on the cob.
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It takes considerable talent to make me pop from a bloejub but regardless, I certainly enjoy it when a lady grants me that particular breed of hospitality.
Unless, of course, she has NO fucking clue what she's doing.
Unless, of course, she has NO fucking clue what she's doing.
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I've got all the amazon.com giftcards she can handle...Deleted Account wrote:Yeah, but it's going to cost you, I bet.Necrometer wrote:Yeah can't wait to have my world shattered by whatever wisdom is contained within...Green Chamber wrote:What's it say?LolaFaun wrote:Oral sex over genital sex is particularly telling.
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do you think if laddy gaga was giving a blowjub and her wig started to fall off that she would just tear it off and seamlessly continue to go crazy with that little pantyhose thing over her head, or would she stop to straighten it?
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i think it would be more embarrassing if you saw her boner sticking through her pantiesPyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:do you think if laddy gaga was giving a blowjub and her wig started to fall off that she would just tear it off and seamlessly continue to go crazy with that little pantyhose thing over her head, or would she stop to straighten it?
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I don't even understand what would be embarrassing about that, i thought "courtesy boners" were the polite thing to give while you're givin' head?
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is it polite to destroy my erection?
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i know no other way...
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you all who don't like bj's have probably just not been with a girl that's doing it right. For some strange reason, when you ask them, they all seem to claim they're a pro at it.
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Although sex-maestro Lola said something to the contrary, I think a lot of guys say the girl's doing a great job to make sure he gets a lot of them. Quantity > quantity, I guess, when you are too scared/retarded/shy to explain a cock should be sucked.XSlitheryDeeX wrote:you all who don't like bj's have probably just not been with a girl that's doing it right. For some strange reason, when you ask them, they all seem to claim they're a pro at it.
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Check out these 5 pages of experts on the art of cock sucking. Keep up the good work.
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i don't want to think about vanessa with penises in her mouth.
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GaGa neither!!!Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:i don't want to think about vanessa with penises in her mouth.
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all i think about is women with penises in their mouths
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Oh come on now.
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I have. But something else was there instead...Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:I've never thought of Vanessa without a penis in her mouth.
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vegan cupcakesMari_Mar wrote:I have. But something else was there instead...Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:I've never thought of Vanessa without a penis in her mouth.
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riley...
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riley-o wrote:vegan cupcakesMari_Mar wrote:I have. But something else was there instead...Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:I've never thought of Vanessa without a penis in her mouth.
Smart man.
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