Puberty is tough - help me with my grocery list.
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use the left over money for 1.5 bottles of kombucha.
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hahaha how can you bother to be vegan... when you have so many other more pressing concerns in your broken-down tricycle of a life
"I may be perpetually circling the drain... but at least I have a conscience clear of animal disrespect"
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Vanessa America wrote:Amelia, veganaise is awesome but it's like 7 fucking dollars and is loaded with fat.... use silken tofu blended with herbs instead?
Suppose if you do want a luxury item it would be top choice.
i think the smaller grapeseed oil one is only like $5? i doubt the cost/effort put into doing the silken tofu thing would be worth it when you take into account its shelf life, etc? negligible difference, right?
e-ham, this is THE BEST place to be fat...
kombucha yes. i think this month is when i finally brew my own, just need to find a big glass container. maybe i'll buy a gallon of pickles?
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i also do it for my bowels. my poops used to be a painful mess.Necrometer wrote:hahaha how can you bother to be vegan... when you have so many other more pressing concerns in your broken-down tricycle of a life
"I may be perpetually circling the drain... but at least I have a conscience clear of animal disrespect"
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That list made me throw up in my mouth a little.
No steaks, burgers, hot dogs,ribs?
No steaks, burgers, hot dogs,ribs?
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...maybe i'll get some veggie ribs for dinner tonight, just for you!
also, potatoes and corn. i'll have an all-american meal and take pics for you, erik.
also, potatoes and corn. i'll have an all-american meal and take pics for you, erik.
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all that shit you eat is fucking horrible for you, you'd be healthier eating some lean meat on top of a big ass salad (with no cheese, synth bacon bits or croutons fat ass) than some goddamn taters and corn, and anything with fucking soy in it, go eat a pound of donuts while you're at it
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zzzzzzzzzzz indeed.
i see special ed class let out early today...do you even have permission to be in the library, young man?
i see special ed class let out early today...do you even have permission to be in the library, young man?
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Molester Stallone wrote:Why do you need hummus mix? That's the easiest shit in the world to make.
yeah, but i'm walking/bussing and garbanzo beans/the other ingredients separately will be heavier/bulkier/the same cost or more. i just like the mix because it's super easy to add black olives or spinach or jalapeno or whatever to it and have bomb hummus really FAST. i live for SPEED. i'm the FASTEST SLOTH since sloth came to SLOTH TOWN.
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electronicham wrote:Because it probably comes a packet where no animals were harmed making itMolester Stallone wrote:Why do you need hummus mix? That's the easiest shit in the world to make.
bulk. bulk. i think they get 800 billion gallon boxes of it that they can recycle. i know in your world 'bulk' refers to the lump under your "mount and do me" shirt, or possibly to the meaty heap of excrement you unleash each morning, but generally speaking bulk means less packaging waste.
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Get tortillas and stuff for authentic mexican veggie burritoz
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Bulk means broke fat bitch
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i'm not an authentic mexican. this thread isn't about being vegan or not being vegan, although an appreciation of and knowledge of a vegan diet is obviously necessary for anyone to actually be helpful. i think i've got most of the bases covered, so i'm DONE WITH THIS THREAD. time to to put my pants on and enjoy some sunshine and yuppies with kids on leashes.
vanessa, will pm for sausage recipe thnx.
vanessa, will pm for sausage recipe thnx.
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i was going to lock the thread but i just can't do that now. you're too stupid to quash.zzzzzzzz wrote:Bulk means broke fat bitch
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Those kids are going to stare at your swollen fat rolls with disgust and fear.
uughgg i'm hungry
uughgg i'm hungry
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Vanessa America wrote:Don't buy vegenaise on that budget, you can go without.
Make your own damn sausages girl. I made 12 this weekend for the price 4 cost in the store.
Seriously. A really amazing super easy to make vegan mayo uses soy milk, vegetable oil, salt, and white vinegar. Seriously. The best recipe I found was from How It All Vegan. I'd transcribe the recipe here if I were at home.
Seriously.
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I don't think you can get bulk mix cheaper than you would be able to buy some cans of beans and a lemon and a head of garlic. Besides, that Fantastic Foods BS is ... BS.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:electronicham wrote:Because it probably comes a packet where no animals were harmed making itMolester Stallone wrote:Why do you need hummus mix? That's the easiest shit in the world to make.
bulk. bulk. i think they get 800 billion gallon boxes of it that they can recycle. i know in your world 'bulk' refers to the lump under your "mount and do me" shirt, or possibly to the meaty heap of excrement you unleash each morning, but generally speaking bulk means less packaging waste.
*burp*
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ok, ok. maybe i'll skip the vegenaise. i can't remember how much the hummus mix is, but i'll compare....
i sure hope so, pooeyegg!zzzzzzzz wrote:Those kids are going to stare at your swollen fat rolls with disgust and fear.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
you should see it bubble when i'm sitting down, it's magnificent. it's like having extra breasts.
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Lookin' good, girl!
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i can put my own erection into my own stomach vagona...you should try it sometime, erik.
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welp that's it, i don't need you guys making fun of me for being hefty, so i'm locking this and going to buy food.