Don't like me running a stop sign? tough shit, old bitch...
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Don't like me running a stop sign? tough shit, old bitch...
Don't look at me with exasperation, pointing repeatedly to me and using body language to indicate that you have the right of way. Look, I'm really sorry for you but I'm blowing this stop sign, not putting on my turning signal and I'm just fucking turning. Don't like it? It's really just too damn bad. Life doesn't always go the way you want it to...
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Re: Don't like me running a stop sign? tough shit, old bitch...
That's fine - but when I follow you to work and slash your tires - don't get all pouty.
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Re: Don't like me running a stop sign? tough shit, old bitch...
noah thirteen wrote:Were you drunk? Naked and masturbating? Molesting a cat? Taking a shit in a bag while driving? Take this to the next level man.....
No man, none of the above. I'm just waiting for the coffee to brew.
I just despise the ugly appearance of outrage and disgust on the face of the elderly. It's all so goddamn unnecessary and small-minded...
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Re: Don't like me running a stop sign? tough shit, old bitch...
Seriously. You'd think they would have got used to being stomped by now. Fuck you, old people. If you don't like it, die already.soiled depends wrote:noah thirteen wrote:Were you drunk? Naked and masturbating? Molesting a cat? Taking a shit in a bag while driving? Take this to the next level man.....
No man, none of the above. I'm just waiting for the coffee to brew.
I just despise the ugly appearance of outrage and disgust on the face of the elderly. It's all so goddamn unnecessary and small-minded...
Re: Don't like me running a stop sign? tough shit, old bitch...
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Re: Don't like me running a stop sign? tough shit, old bitch...
It's good to know that you drive like a girl. Your post actually sounds more masculine if one was to read it with a lisp.
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Glass Asshole wrote:It's good to know that you drive like a girl. Your post actually sounds more masculine if one was to read it with a lisp.
If you listen real close you can hear him pinch his nose and yell WEEEEEEEE! Around the corner. He probably needs windshield wipers on the inside from making too many Johnny Speed Rocket noises with his messy lisp.
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Re: Don't like me running a stop sign? tough shit, old bitch...
Unlike driving like a stupid asshole who thinks the rules don't apply to them, right?soiled depends wrote:It's all so goddamn unnecessary and small-minded...
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I think dying with dignity is a very eloquent form of elderly protest. I wish more frost raisins would take it upon themselves to crawl out into the woods with an Ipod, like the Native Americans, or, say...die of apoplectic shock in their beaters when some long-haired whippersnapper cuts them off on the road...
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Rules don't apply to musicians. You should know this by now. We're beating down the doors of Propriety, one wrinkled cunt at a time.Burpcore the GRIM wrote:Unlike driving like a stupid asshole who thinks the rules don't apply to them, right?soiled depends wrote:It's all so goddamn unnecessary and small-minded...
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Ah, Albert Fish's long lost brother, Ripped Fish.Mr. Budd wrote:You wanna dance, Johnny Speed Rocket?
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cold radiance wrote:Ah, Albert Fish's long lost brother, Ripped Fish.Mr. Budd wrote:You wanna dance, Johnny Speed Rocket?
I though the same thing. You don't get abs like that in your 60's without eating a few children.
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I bet Ripped Fish thought his brother was a pussy. Fuck the Werewolf of Wysteria, this raisin was a roaring lion.Mr. Budd wrote:cold radiance wrote:Ah, Albert Fish's long lost brother, Ripped Fish.Mr. Budd wrote:You wanna dance, Johnny Speed Rocket?
I though the same thing. You don't get abs like that in your 60's without eating a few children.
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Re: Don't like me running a stop sign? tough shit, old bitch...
No ones lives were ever in any danger and besides, the rules of the road are open to interpretation. They gave that old cunt with the coke bottle glasses a renewal on her registration this year...her existence puts way more babies puppies and kittens at risk than a quick-witted and intellectually astute man dripping with experience in the prime of his life...
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Re: Don't like me running a stop sign? tough shit, old bitch...
soiled depends wrote: dripping with experience in the prime of his life...
One man's experience is another man's alcohol poisened regurgitated bile.
/gettin' all uppity 'cause I haven't puked on myself in the car yet this year.
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Bad luck. Remedy that, posthaste. Perhaps at lunch?Mr. Budd wrote:gettin' all uppity 'cause I haven't puked on myself in the car yet this year.
I also have not vomited all over myself this year. I have reached Expert Level...where if someone tells me I can't hold my liquor I say "No, you hold it for me" and then vomit in their lap.
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Re: Don't like me running a stop sign? tough shit, old bitch...
Girls write first verses about me in their blackened country songs, I don't have time for this unfounded criticism!!
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Re: Don't like me running a stop sign? tough shit, old bitch...
At lunch? Not a bad idea if I do say so myself. Driving drunk in 10"s of snow is like crying in the rain.
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After the first wreck it's all gravy. Why get airbags when you have a fifth of whiskey? Liquor: nature's gentle pillow.Mr. Budd wrote:At lunch? Not a bad idea if I do say so myself. Driving drunk in 10"s of snow is like crying in the rain.
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Re: Don't like me running a stop sign? tough shit, old bitch...
soiled depends wrote:Don't look at me with exasperation, pointing repeatedly to me and using body language to indicate that you have the right of way. Look, I'm really sorry for you but I'm blowing this stop sign, not putting on my turning signal and I'm just fucking turning. Don't like it? It's really just too damn bad. Life doesn't always go the way you want it to...
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Watch out for this guy. He's a MANIAC. I'll bet he even ignores the crosswalk signs!
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Who are you talking to.. does she post here???soiled depends wrote:Don't look at me with exasperation, pointing repeatedly to me and using body language to indicate that you have the right of way. Look, I'm really sorry for you but I'm blowing this stop sign, not putting on my turning signal and I'm just fucking turning. Don't like it? It's really just too damn bad. Life doesn't always go the way you want it to...
Way to fake tell off a stranger... next time you should write an ugly letter to the Times.
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While this is true, you should still be forced to ride around in a tricycle with your elongated swinging testes caught in the wheel for being such a douchenozzle.soiled depends wrote:I just despise the ugly appearance of outrage and disgust on the face of the elderly. It's all so goddamn unnecessary and small-minded...
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Pearls before swine...Funeral_Rapist wrote:While this is true, you should still be forced to ride around in a tricycle with your elongated swinging testes caught in the wheel for being such a douchenozzle.soiled depends wrote:I just despise the ugly appearance of outrage and disgust on the face of the elderly. It's all so goddamn unnecessary and small-minded...