performance review tomorrow!
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performance review tomorrow!
Well the boss and the supervisor and gonna gimmie a performance review. i sense a raise in the cards but am still anxious about being in the hot seat so to speak. i've reviewed the work plan and i think i'm in pretty good shape with things around here. any helpful tips for success with a performance evaluation?
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Re: performance review tomorrow!
Get shitfaced tonight...it cant hurt...also pie charts, lots of pie charts
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I think a nice pair of cuff links would detract from the slurred voice and unkempt hair while maintaining a certain rugged charm...
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drop your pants, bend over, and show them your asshole
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On malt liquor specifically. That's what I did the night before my last performance review.Dr Yail Bloor wrote:Get shitfaced tonight...it cant hurt...also pie charts, lots of pie charts
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did that make you wonder what your heart and soul being in it would look like ? would you be chasing people down asking them if they have packages to send and what not ? or does he mean you're standoffish
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Please...Rodger.....I know it's only 10 am...but you know if you need anything in the mail by 4, I'm your man, right? Dude....I'll fucking make it HAPPEN for you.....
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Putrescence still growing in ‘homecoming gig’
By Jeff Miers
Decibel Pit Sounds of the Underground Death Magazine
It has been a pleasure to watch Putrescence grow as a band and artiste over these past—oh man, is it really 8 years now?
From their humble beginnings as an “open mic” artist, to the arrival as independent music figurehead and DIY icon, it’s all been good. This latest bit of the trip, though, has offered the finest scenery.
Putrescence has always been vibrant, aggressively independent, with killer guitarist and a fearless traveler with more than a touch of the poet to light the way. But lately, they've become a band whose vistas are opening wide. Many artists find their niche, then work within it for the rest of their allotted time. Putrescence just seems to be growing outward, as if eager to fulfill the indie musician-autodidact’s mandate of ceaseless searching.
The payoff for both Putrescence and the audience has been substantial. For those who have taken the trip with them —and there were many of them in Winnipeg at Friday’s “homecoming gig” inside “the church that Putrescence built” on Magnus Avenue—the deeply personal observations of the early work have flowered into universal musings on life, love and civic involvement.
Putrescence’s chosen subject matter is the whole big mess that is most conveniently stowed beneath the umbrella of “the human condition.” They write about what they knowe and what they doesn’t know (but are trying to figure out) with equal conviction. That takes fortitude.
Monday’s show was ostensibly a stop on the “Farting nude World Tour” trek. However, the whole paradigm has shifted somewhere along the way. Though a few songs from old purposeful albums still sit at the core of the set, Putrescence is moving on, as they have been wont to do from the beginning. Monday’s crowd was gifted with a slew of new as yet unreleased songs, and they make it plain that the artist is still keen on trying new things.
Putrescence prefaced the playing of a few well-received “oldies” by suggesting that “listening to my old records is, for me, like opening your high school journal.”
Which is not to suggest that the older songs lacked any of their original fire. On the contrary, Putrescence breathed fresh life into these songs.
Still, it was the new stuff that left the real (pillow) bite marks. Therein lurks the core the 2010 version of Putrescence — still on fire, still committed to marrying music with civic duty and social engagement, still breathing hard at the gate of whatever’s possible. But convinced, now, that being miserable is no prerequisite to such commitment.
It is rare to witness a career trajectory like Putrescence’s. She appears to us now as a living embodiment of the independent ethic They've always espoused.
By Jeff Miers
Decibel Pit Sounds of the Underground Death Magazine
It has been a pleasure to watch Putrescence grow as a band and artiste over these past—oh man, is it really 8 years now?
From their humble beginnings as an “open mic” artist, to the arrival as independent music figurehead and DIY icon, it’s all been good. This latest bit of the trip, though, has offered the finest scenery.
Putrescence has always been vibrant, aggressively independent, with killer guitarist and a fearless traveler with more than a touch of the poet to light the way. But lately, they've become a band whose vistas are opening wide. Many artists find their niche, then work within it for the rest of their allotted time. Putrescence just seems to be growing outward, as if eager to fulfill the indie musician-autodidact’s mandate of ceaseless searching.
The payoff for both Putrescence and the audience has been substantial. For those who have taken the trip with them —and there were many of them in Winnipeg at Friday’s “homecoming gig” inside “the church that Putrescence built” on Magnus Avenue—the deeply personal observations of the early work have flowered into universal musings on life, love and civic involvement.
Putrescence’s chosen subject matter is the whole big mess that is most conveniently stowed beneath the umbrella of “the human condition.” They write about what they knowe and what they doesn’t know (but are trying to figure out) with equal conviction. That takes fortitude.
Monday’s show was ostensibly a stop on the “Farting nude World Tour” trek. However, the whole paradigm has shifted somewhere along the way. Though a few songs from old purposeful albums still sit at the core of the set, Putrescence is moving on, as they have been wont to do from the beginning. Monday’s crowd was gifted with a slew of new as yet unreleased songs, and they make it plain that the artist is still keen on trying new things.
Putrescence prefaced the playing of a few well-received “oldies” by suggesting that “listening to my old records is, for me, like opening your high school journal.”
Which is not to suggest that the older songs lacked any of their original fire. On the contrary, Putrescence breathed fresh life into these songs.
Still, it was the new stuff that left the real (pillow) bite marks. Therein lurks the core the 2010 version of Putrescence — still on fire, still committed to marrying music with civic duty and social engagement, still breathing hard at the gate of whatever’s possible. But convinced, now, that being miserable is no prerequisite to such commitment.
It is rare to witness a career trajectory like Putrescence’s. She appears to us now as a living embodiment of the independent ethic They've always espoused.
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Re: performance review tomorrow!
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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Haha, things are awful with jobs here in Michigan. My friend is a chef, and just took a job at TGI Fridays. They jumped to hire him, but in the interview they told him that the only thing that bothered them was his "high level of creativity" based on the menus he had created in the past.Pisscubes wrote:From my last performance review:
"You always get your work done, and I never have to tell you to do your job but... I just feel like your heart and soul isn't in."
I'll remind you all-- I run a small mailroom.
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It's always your lackluster attitude that gets you in trouble...
This is like talking to an internet ghost who doesn't even realize he's a ghost yet and keeps trying to talk to those around him. If you try to put a shirt on so people can recognize you I WILL PUNCH THE SHIRT INTO OBLIVION thus rendering you still a ghost. FUCK YOU, smellmyfinger
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This may be your only hope, good luck and remember NO TEETH ps (NSFW)
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This is like talking to an internet ghost who doesn't even realize he's a ghost yet and keeps trying to talk to those around him. If you try to put a shirt on so people can recognize you I WILL PUNCH THE SHIRT INTO OBLIVION thus rendering you still a ghost. FUCK YOU, smellmyfinger
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I had to remind my boss the other day that I clean toilets, so no, I won't put any more effort into my job than I already do.Geeheeb wrote:Haha, things are awful with jobs here in Michigan. My friend is a chef, and just took a job at TGI Fridays. They jumped to hire him, but in the interview they told him that the only thing that bothered them was his "high level of creativity" based on the menus he had created in the past.Pisscubes wrote:From my last performance review:
"You always get your work done, and I never have to tell you to do your job but... I just feel like your heart and soul isn't in."
I'll remind you all-- I run a small mailroom.
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