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But they mean well...Bored, Esq. wrote:You people are fucking degenerates.TheDOAD wrote:Holy crap Id totally do Ross's Mom.
But they mean well...Bored, Esq. wrote:You people are fucking degenerates.TheDOAD wrote:Holy crap Id totally do Ross's Mom.
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
It's like Cronenberg just ejaculated neurosis and awesomeness all over the board, and I want to read more about what happened. Wang, flow with the story.Pisscubes wrote:Wang Mandu wrote:My lady had to take several antibiotics and "herbal supplements" to bolster her immune system. She spoke nonstop and claimed it was a "defense mechanism", became visibly nervous about removing her bio-suit and having her first intimate experience.
Hahaha...Kurt has prima nocta rights to any woman silly enough to lay beneath me. And I get to be the naughty corner-boy who slaps his dick with a hair brush while watching.Pisscubes wrote:
I thought of you last night when after a truly romantic, well-planned v-day I say my baby down and made her watch Escape from New York for the first time. She refused to admit that Kurt Russell is hot and was horrified that I'd let him bang her if he asked.
yeahhhhhhh!!!!Pisscubes wrote: I thought of you last night when after a truly romantic, well-planned v-day I sat my baby down and made her watch Escape from New York for the first time. She refused to admit that Kurt Russell is hot and was horrified that I'd let him bang her if he asked.
Black Jacques wrote:fuck that man. I'm not messin' with no giant corn...
dreweq wrote:clasping em like they were pages of the pelican brief she was gonna use to solve a fuckin nancy drew murder mystery or something.
WTF? Stupid. What an asshole...Iron Goldie wrote:The dudefriend decided to be a coward and he left.I guess when I had money things were good but now that I'm poor and my mom is living with me shits not cool. Fuck him.
I would of done the same thing...Iron Goldie wrote:The dudefriend decided to be a coward and he left.I guess when I had money things were good but now that I'm poor and my mom is living with me shits not cool. Fuck him.
Pisscubes wrote:Iron Goldie wrote:The dudefriend decided to be a coward and he left.I guess when I had money things were good but now that I'm poor and my mom is living with me shits not cool. Fuck him.
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Fuck him, indeed.
The cruelest, worst way to break up with someone. Don't worry, someone will do it to him someday...Iron Goldie wrote:The thing that really sucks is he never even told me the fucking problem, just up and left.
Good for you, man.Teebore wrote:Fuck everyone and this stupid holiday. It's the one time of the year I actually TURN DOWN SEX.![]()
Urlokk, you're truly a man after my own heart!!Erik13 wrote:Good for you, man.Teebore wrote:Fuck everyone and this stupid holiday. It's the one time of the year I actually TURN DOWN SEX.![]()
My sweaty and I ate so much at the all you can eat BBQ that we literally couldn't have sex last night.
Yes fuck him indeed, there will be someone with more balls out there.Iron Goldie wrote:Yep. The thing that really sucks is he never even told me the fucking problem, just up and left. If you have a problem, fucking say it. But oh fucking well.
Bored001 wrote:34 is still wet behind the ears...it's not that you're getting older, you're getting smarter.
Yeah. Churruscarias are a terrible place to go for a romantic date. Despite how decadent and sexy they are. I wish I had seen your post in time to warn you...Erik13 wrote:Good for you, man.Teebore wrote:Fuck everyone and this stupid holiday. It's the one time of the year I actually TURN DOWN SEX.![]()
My sweaty and I ate so much at the all you can eat BBQ that we literally couldn't have sex last night.
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
goddamn, what a dick. sorry but you're better off (obviously you know this though).Iron Goldie wrote:Yep. The thing that really sucks is he never even told me the fucking problem, just up and left. If you have a problem, fucking say it. But oh fucking well.
We made up for it today, so it's all good.Mari_Mar wrote:
Yeah. Churruscarias are a terrible place to go for a romantic date. Despite how decadent and sexy they are. I wish I had seen your post in time to warn you...
Erik13 wrote:We made up for it today, so it's all good.Mari_Mar wrote:
Yeah. Churruscarias are a terrible place to go for a romantic date. Despite how decadent and sexy they are. I wish I had seen your post in time to warn you...
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
That's such a dude thing to do. Fucking guy has a lot of maturing left. I used to be the same way and now I know truly the ways of the inconsiderate avoider man.Iron Goldie wrote:The dudefriend decided to be a coward and he left.I guess when I had money things were good but now that I'm poor and my mom is living with me shits not cool. Fuck him.