HeyWard wrote:I've gotten down with, like, 5-6 chicks from there.
imagine if amelia posted this...
HeyWard wrote:I've gotten down with, like, 5-6 chicks from there.
I'm not sure even a high strung college freshman could handle that much ALL CAPS at once.Tony Twist wrote:All dating sites should have a mandatory Glenn Benton profile. Anyone wanna take the task?
I must have signed up for the wrong site.HeyWard wrote:I'm on OKCupid, as I type this. Shit rules, I've gotten down with, like, 5-6 chicks from there.
THIS.Pisscubes wrote:She'll bore you to tears talking constantly about how socially conscious she is and criticize you endlessly for how "uninvolved you are". Even when you're just trying to have a nice night in-- you know, rent a movie, order some take out, make some popcorn-- she'll make you watch some shitty documentary about a white middle-class kid who goes to some brown country and helps them farm for half a season before coming home and talking on camera about how much it changed her life. This will make her angry about how no one in 'merica is doing anything about THE PROBLEMS and you totally won't get laid that night.
She most likely DOES have a hairy bush but that's never been a problem for me. She probably thinks she's sexually liberated but is totally boring in bed and ever so often will make a really, really awkward attempt to talk to dirty to you revealing that she really knows nothing about the art of fuck making.
Imagine if Amelia posted this along with two paragraphs about how she's a misunderstood genius and nobody understands her followed by "JAM".Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:HeyWard wrote:I've gotten down with, like, 5-6 chicks from there.
imagine if amelia posted this...
Pisscubes wrote:I hate everyone.
Vagectomy wrote:Amelia is a smoker.
Pisscubes wrote:Jesus fucking Christ, try reading what I'm writing and using a little inference. Do you think I'm talking about the physical intimacy of actual homosexuals or do you think maybe, just maybe, based on the rest of what I wrote I'm talking about those that see bi-sexuality as something trendy and kiss another girl in front of a packed bar-room or party?Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.
Face it, man. You're a closet misanthrope. Embrace it, nourish it, let it grow. Feel the power of the dark side.Pisscubes wrote:Bored, Esq. wrote:Pisscubes wrote:I hate everyone.
train wreck black cloud whiny douche I was in my early 20s
You are so fucking retarded. You know abolutly nothing about lesbian fucking. You do if for attention and nothing else. You saw Pisscubes post something about vag eating and you jupmed right on it.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.
Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
Wow. I'm glad I didn't know that guy.Pisscubes wrote:train wreck black cloud whiny douche
She really got under your skin, eh?Cryptoplasty wrote:You are so fucking retarded. You know abolutly nothing about lesbian fucking. You do if for attention and nothing else. You saw Pisscubes post something about vag eating and you jupmed right on it.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.
Also, stop trying to vindicate yourself in this thread by saying "imagine if Amelia made this thread." You are not helping your cause. The only guys who will fuck you are ones who are slightly less pathetic than you. Go arcross the street and ironically buy a 40, then come back on here and pretend not not care about what others say to you over the internet you fucking sloth.
hahahaha...No, not at all. I'm on my break and felt like being an asshole. She's an easy target.Bored, Esq. wrote:She really got under your skin, eh?Cryptoplasty wrote:You are so fucking retarded. You know abolutly nothing about lesbian fucking. You do if for attention and nothing else. You saw Pisscubes post something about vag eating and you jupmed right on it.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.
Also, stop trying to vindicate yourself in this thread by saying "imagine if Amelia made this thread." You are not helping your cause. The only guys who will fuck you are ones who are slightly less pathetic than you. Go arcross the street and ironically buy a 40, then come back on here and pretend not not care about what others say to you over the internet you fucking sloth.
Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
Cynicism is a combination of a defense mechanism against disappointment + ego-boosting for people with low self-esteem. They tell themselves "I always know how things are going to turn out, I've figured out the world." Like I said, illogical. But also...what a lot of idiots call "cynicism" is simply speaking the truth. All of the fake happiness/positivity in average hypocrites is equally cloying...especially when they're just lying. So adolescent cynicism is a form of rebellion...Pisscubes wrote: And I totally agree with you. I think cynicism can be healthy as long as you temper it and don't allow it to be your world view. Who takes the guy who always says shit is going to wrong seriously even when it does? Even a broken clock...
Liar. I know you don't like her. Not a big deal.Cryptoplasty wrote:hahahaha...No, not at all. I'm on my break and felt like being an asshole. She's an easy target.Bored, Esq. wrote:She really got under your skin, eh?Cryptoplasty wrote:You are so fucking retarded. You know abolutly nothing about lesbian fucking. You do if for attention and nothing else. You saw Pisscubes post something about vag eating and you jupmed right on it.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.
Also, stop trying to vindicate yourself in this thread by saying "imagine if Amelia made this thread." You are not helping your cause. The only guys who will fuck you are ones who are slightly less pathetic than you. Go arcross the street and ironically buy a 40, then come back on here and pretend not not care about what others say to you over the internet you fucking sloth.
Yeah, this is related to why you'll see that a lot of lesbians put "no bisexuals" on their profiles. I'm on a dating site and it's pretty useless. Mostly people just want to trade nudes back and forth and sex chat. Believe it or not, I'm not really a fan, and typically refuse to participate in that stuff.Pisscubes wrote:I'm talking about those that see bi-sexuality as something trendy and kiss another girl in front of a packed bar-room or party?
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
Mari_Mar wrote: I dunno, maybe I'm old, but I think I prefer meeting people the old fashioned way...
Precisely. I'm just not that into masturbating, to put a bunch of energy into it buy typing to someone else, and making up some story to get us off. I'd rather read an erotic story or watch a porno if that's the case.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:100%, but i don't think you're old.
i can't do phone sex or internet anything with people, it doesn't hold my interest. i mean, i guess i might use those mediums if i were dating someone and we had to be apart for a bit, but for MEETING? nah.
Umm... gross. I think this must be a straight girl obsession, that I'll never understand...Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:how are you supposed to "imagine" you smell pheromones online? you can't. gotta huff that pit up close.
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
Hahaha...you make it sound like a tourist attraction, like he stands outside the city line and passes people through his rape tunnel.Mari_Mar wrote:But, if I go down there I'm just going to endup raped by monsterod