I just joined one of those online dating sites...

[Deleted Account]

This is the story of Johnny Rotten....

[Astronaut]

A LOT of the jokes and humor on this board are tired.

But anyway, I'm rooting for you with this! try out plentyoffish as well. Thumbs up man, good luck !

[GLEN BENTON]

okcupid...

so far the only hits per week i've got is from some earthy/humanitarian chick from Little Rock. better than nothing... I guess.

GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!!

[F/K/A HAPF]

Knowing Glen Benton and being his buddy with all his issues could get you in her furry mound.

[Tony Twist]

All dating sites should have a mandatory Glenn Benton profile. Anyone wanna take the task?

[HeyWard]

I'm on OKCupid, as I type this. Shit rules, I've gotten down with, like, 5-6 chicks from there. Most of them just wanna hang out and bang out, which is all I'm looking for currently.

Some fine-lookin' ladies on there in the NY-area.

[Gookstorm]

I'm going to sum up exactly what Geoff's attitude is and why I support his judgments with no reservation.

Stuff White People Like. You'll have to read the commentary to understand the undercurrent that I feel makes many modern day "progressives" really just boring as fuck people easily manipulated like the sheep they desperately try to not be like, thereby ensuring they become part of yet another flock. Nothing escapes my biting criticism, not even well-intentioned progressivism. Because intent isn't as important in the end as the actual effects of one's actions.

[NANOplague]

The worst is when you see some hot chick, click on her other pics and she's holding a goddamned baby up next to her face.
Also, BC has to have the most hot chicks of anywhere.

[zzzzzzzz]

Hilarious thread.

I signed up for sexsearch or fuckbook, one or the other and I got nothing but ugly fat bitches, and some really creepy long faced looking girl wanting to fuck in public.

I have found that driving through shitty chain pizza place drive throughs is a better way to find very attractive young girls, I mean I live in a weird place, but it works here.

[Bored, Esq.]

Nothing escapes my biting criticism

Dude...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

I've gotten down with, like, 5-6 chicks from there.

imagine if amelia posted this...

[Deleted Account]

All dating sites should have a mandatory Glenn Benton profile. Anyone wanna take the task?

I'm not sure even a high strung college freshman could handle that much ALL CAPS at once.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

considering all of the people that dropped out their freshman year and still somehow post here, i'm sure it would work out ok. just post tons of shredd videos and the panties will peel off like the skin from a moist apple...

[Deleted Account]

I'm on OKCupid, as I type this. Shit rules, I've gotten down with, like, 5-6 chicks from there.

I must have signed up for the wrong site.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.

[takeasneededforpain]

She'll bore you to tears talking constantly about how socially conscious she is and criticize you endlessly for how "uninvolved you are". Even when you're just trying to have a nice night in-- you know, rent a movie, order some take out, make some popcorn-- she'll make you watch some shitty documentary about a white middle-class kid who goes to some brown country and helps them farm for half a season before coming home and talking on camera about how much it changed her life. This will make her angry about how no one in 'merica is doing anything about THE PROBLEMS and you totally won't get laid that night.

She most likely DOES have a hairy bush but that's never been a problem for me. She probably thinks she's sexually liberated but is totally boring in bed and ever so often will make a really, really awkward attempt to talk to dirty to you revealing that she really knows nothing about the art of fuck making.

THIS.

[Friendly Goatus]

I've gotten down with, like, 5-6 chicks from there.

imagine if amelia posted this...

Imagine if Amelia posted this along with two paragraphs about how she's a misunderstood genius and nobody understands her followed by "JAM".

Fucking jam.

[Vagectomy]

Amelia is a smoker.

[Bored, Esq.]

I hate everyone.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

Amelia is a smoker.

cocksmoker

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.

Jesus fucking Christ, try reading what I'm writing and using a little inference. Do you think I'm talking about the physical intimacy of actual homosexuals or do you think maybe, just maybe, based on the rest of what I wrote I'm talking about those that see bi-sexuality as something trendy and kiss another girl in front of a packed bar-room or party?

sorry, i've been awake for a long time. my boss just had our christmas party last night, and i'm still drunk.

<----webarrassed

[Bored, Esq.]

I hate everyone.

Face it, man. You're a closet misanthrope. Embrace it, nourish it, let it grow. Feel the power of the dark side.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

It's really dark over here, like...we need more lights.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

if i didn't know better, i'd think this was a personal attack --

train wreck black cloud whiny douche I was in my early 20s

[Cryptoplasty]

you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.

You are so fucking retarded. You know abolutly nothing about lesbian fucking. You do if for attention and nothing else. You saw Pisscubes post something about vag eating and you jupmed right on it.
Also, stop trying to vindicate yourself in this thread by saying "imagine if Amelia made this thread." You are not helping your cause. The only guys who will fuck you are ones who are slightly less pathetic than you. Go arcross the street and ironically buy a 40, then come back on here and pretend not not care about what others say to you over the internet you fucking sloth.

[Bored, Esq.]

train wreck black cloud whiny douche

Wow. I'm glad I didn't know that guy.

If you want to get serious, though...re: cynicism, yeah...it only hurts the person who allows it in. As satisfying as it can be for the cynic it's not logical at all and annoys everyone else.