now that's fucked up.Mari_Mar wrote:Hahahaha! But, I could never do that! The worst pain I can inflict is a migraine from my shrieking disapproval.Brian P. wrote:I didn't even see that story Mari, you shoulda kicked him in the balls.
If you could punch one girl and get away with it......
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I may not be able to throw a punch anymore, but that doesn't mean I'm completely defenseless...Brian P. wrote:now that's fucked up.Mari_Mar wrote:Hahahaha! But, I could never do that! The worst pain I can inflict is a migraine from my shrieking disapproval.Brian P. wrote:I didn't even see that story Mari, you shoulda kicked him in the balls.
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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wait till she speaks.....noah thirteen wrote:Who is this girl? She is mega cute.......ungodlywarlock wrote:
I would definitely love the beat the crap outta this bitch if I had a free pass.
Toilet Fleet wrote:dogs are shit tbqh
oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
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You strike me as a ring gag kind of girl...It's a little hotter to reach into the gag with a pair of Young forceps, pull out your tongue, and drop a load on it.Mari_Mar wrote:What!? I thought that fantasy was reserved for ME!!!!takeasneededforpain wrote:I have a sexual fantasy that involves her, but it also involves a ball gag...
EDIT: Someone's gettin' punched!!!
But that's just me....
Eat shit and live...
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I'd like to change my answer to Toilet Fleet.
"God used me as hammer boys, to beat his weary drum today"
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I'll fuck you til you love me.
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Sure thing, Mike Tyson. You're still getting punched the fuck out by me. Deal with it.
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No! NO! Trust me I'm REALLY more of a ball gag girl. PLEEEEEEASE!!! Not the ring gag!?takeasneededforpain wrote:You strike me as a ring gag kind of girl...It's a little hotter to reach into the gag with a pair of Young forceps, pull out your tongue, and drop a load on it.
But that's just me....
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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Beg me to stop, bitch... it doesn't work, either.Mari_Mar wrote:No! NO! Trust me I'm REALLY more of a ball gag girl. PLEEEEEEASE!!! Not the ring gag!?takeasneededforpain wrote:You strike me as a ring gag kind of girl...It's a little hotter to reach into the gag with a pair of Young forceps, pull out your tongue, and drop a load on it.
But that's just me....
You'll do as I say, or you'll be punished.
Now, be a good girl for daddy, and I might even try not to bruise that pretty ass of yours.
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GO!Toilet Fleet wrote:I'll fuck you til you love me.
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ok you kinky pricks. more of girls you would like to beat the shit out of and not fuck the shit out of.
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Yes. Punch her with a blunt object until her skull caves in.John Jr. wrote:sharon osbourne, no question.
Sarah Palin is a good second choice though.
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Admiral Adama from Battlestar Galactica eating noodles.hipster holocaust wrote:lol what the fuck is your avatar
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On one hand...she ruined Ozzy. On the other hand, he was already ruined. Her attempts to thrust him onto the world stage as a village idiot are disconcerting and, I'm guessing, long-delayed revenge for riotous infidelities in the past. But she's the daughter of an industry weasel, right? It's not like she ever had a soul. I'm more concerned about the obvious Innsmouth look of her failed abortions. That was a bad mix of genes before the chromosomal damage started manifesting itself.Iron Goldie wrote:Yes. Punch her with a blunt object until her skull caves in.John Jr. wrote:sharon osbourne, no question.
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Nobody because I would never hit a woman.
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Erik13 wrote:Nobody because I would never hit a woman.
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
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there's gotta be some bitch asking for Kerkick beat down.Erik13 wrote:Nobody because I would never hit a woman.
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You son of a bitch....noah thirteen wrote:jpg images don't speak......Cryptoplasty wrote:wait till she speaks.....noah thirteen wrote:Who is this girl? She is mega cute.......ungodlywarlock wrote:
I would definitely love the beat the crap outta this bitch if I had a free pass.
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oh wow youre loyal, you know who else was loyal, fuckin goebbels
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hipster holocaust wrote:this dumb over-privileged pc bitch from san fransisco i used to do food not bombs with in north portland and lived with one of my friends. she would be one of those people up their own asses about how they're making a difference by not relying on, let's see...using stuff that pollutes the air (cars [although i remember at least twice driving her somewhere]) or doing things that 'help perpetuate the machine' (work) or paying rent on her room, which her and her boyfriend shared in a punk house and meant they would have been paying something in the double digits each, you know, if they even like, paid rent.
one time my friend who lived with her (and was expecting a few months back rent from this piece of shit) glanced at one of the girl's bank statements carelessly left on the kitchen table, which is odd since i assumed banks were part of the 'machine.' it had a balance of $7000.
so my one large, vicious punch in the face would go to her.
hahha i assume this girl isn't ACTUALLY involved with anything enough that i'd know who you're talking about? sounds like some kids i've met, though. cheapest bastards ever have trust funds and double safety nets....
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hipster holocaust wrote: i made it very apparent that they were free to try to do as they please to me but i was a huge fan of 'equal rights, equal fights,' and i do in fact fight back unlike the majority of the ass kissing male anarcho buttheads. .
for some inexplicable reason the idea of you fighting a girl gave me the fiercest boner ever. need new pants, crotch blown out....
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dominichorton wrote:both of my exes they only count as half a person each.
i was about to agree about both of my male exes but for some reason it's been long enough that #1 can be idealized. he MIGHT have sucked, but time has erased most negative memories...
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Pisscubes wrote:She punched me in the face at least twice in our relationship. Pulled a knife on me once too.Mari_Mar wrote:HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!Pisscubes wrote:My ex punched me in the face and when I restrained her by grabbing her arms and pushing her up against a wall, she screamed that I was a batterer.
But I'm the batterer.
i actually believe you, even being a girl you threatened to hit -- you don't generally have that demeanor. sounds like you did nothing out of line. restraint is not violence! even a slap wouldn't have been too out of line...
i will say that my ex here in portland has used the "my ex girlfriend amelia beat me up all of the time" line on a couple of broads -- they told me this personally after he fucked them over. since we broke up, he is a serial dater. probably like 6 girls a year plus constant random fucks...i DID throw a 1/8 full 40 oz bottle in his general direction and grazed his shoulder once, due to an argument over the fact that he was neglecting a cat and leaving it at a punk house after he moved into his sister's apartment...and he would lie to me, constantly. not a very bright fellow, i think he LIKED to feel like a victim. it kept his dick wet and does to this day... anyway, yeah. fuck spousal claims, if you CHOOSE TO DATE SOMEONE and they are fiery it means you probably are too..get rid of them or wait until they get rid of you....
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