Job interview in eight hours mans

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:54 pm

father of lies wrote:
ThePhillyExperiment wrote:
So it's more dignity to have a septum ring yet work at the mall?

This thread makes me glad I worked my ass off in school, my previous jobs and my professional development.
No, I just feel like a dip wearing clothes I'm obviously not comfortable in

This mentality is why I fear for our future.

pleasuretokill · Post by **pleasuretokill** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 3:59 pm

NOT CLEAR

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:11 pm

Luca Blight wrote:I'm a complete failure of a human being, and I enjoy dressing up all fancy like for job interviews in my suit and tie.

You obviously don't understand punk rock lifestyle.

riley-o · Post by **riley-o** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:25 pm

Luca Blight wrote:I'm a complete failure of a human being, and I enjoy dressing up all fancy like for job interviews in my suit and tie.

i don't enjoy job interviews but i do love wearing suits.

the awesome Assassin · Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:32 pm

noah thirteen wrote:
riley-o wrote:i do love wearing suits.
Me too!! I only wear suits to weddings or job interviews, I wore one last night to a wedding.... it was in a very hip neighborhood and I got looked at disdainfully by some 15 year old punk rockers when I was walking over......

You should of circled skanked them while singing Wonderful...

Deleted Account · Post by **Deleted Account** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:34 pm

Man, how could any of you guys choose a nice tailored suit, like that, over a septum ring? SHEEP!

Cryptoplasty · Post by **Cryptoplasty** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:35 pm

Deleted Account wrote:Man, how could any of you guys choose a nice tailored suit, like that, over a septum ring? SHEEP!

I will only work jobs where they understand me for who I really am.

T O))) M · Post by **T O))) M** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:44 pm

Don't forget to wear your diarrhea-phragm.

father of lies · Post by **father of lies** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:50 pm

Septum ring =/= comfort
12 year old Dead Kennedys shirt = comfort
Shirts with buttons = discomfort

I'm not talking about some ridiculous teenage nonsense, but merely being quite literally uncomfortable because I wear, you know, normal clothes like twice a year.

zzzzzzzz · Post by **zzzzzzzz** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 4:59 pm

what the hell is that NOT CLEAR clip from?

Glass Asshole · Post by **Glass Asshole** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:38 pm

The Wages of Ben wrote:
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

I've seen that episode on tv last year. Awesome show.

Ghost Dad · Post by **Ghost Dad** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:42 pm

Remember to shake hands, keep eye contact, and do a human flag in the interviewer's office at the beginning of the meeting.

Glass Asshole · Post by **Glass Asshole** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:51 pm

Ghost Dad wrote:Remember to shake hands, keep eye contact, and do a human flag in the interviewer's office at the beginning of the meeting.

And make sure you scream for your life. They'll think they left the heat on again.

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:54 pm

Cryptoplasty wrote:
Deleted Account wrote:Man, how could any of you guys choose a nice tailored suit, like that, over a septum ring? SHEEP!
I will only work jobs where they understand me for who I really am.

Hahaha...christ...

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 7:56 pm

Ghost Dad wrote:do a human flag in the interviewer's office at the beginning of the meeting.

LOL! I was going to say that human flags should be the next RBB meme/thread/thing that Decibel steals, but only two or three people here could even do one. Maybe a "wilted flag" thread.

Ghost Dad · Post by **Ghost Dad** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:00 pm

Bored, Esq. wrote:
Ghost Dad wrote:do a human flag in the interviewer's office at the beginning of the meeting.
LOL! I was going to say that human flags should be the next RBB meme/thread/thing that Decibel steals, but only two or three people here could even do one. Maybe a "wilted flag" thread.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

I was going to do a half-assed attempt at one and post it in feats of strength. Those ghetto workouts are actually pretty phenomenal.

Bored, Esq. · Post by **Bored, Esq.** » Mon Mar 01, 2010 8:03 pm

The image of LD screaming "A BAY BAY" through New Orleans in a truck with Torsion doing a human flag in the back had me laughing for about 15 minutes.

father of lies · Post by **father of lies** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:36 am

Second interview at 1:30 mans. I really really hope they would rather have me work third than first. It's an hour bus ride and a mile walk. First starts at fucking 7am.

father of lies · Post by **father of lies** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:13 am

I'd be leaving my house at 5am. The temp place has a shuttle, too, but I would still have to leave at 5:30. Fuuuuuuuck that.

Totally changed my app to second or third. I'd be fired so fucking fast if I had to get up at 4-4:30 in the morning.

Krieg · Post by **Krieg** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:21 am

I am cooking schnitzel for dinner, I hope they turn out well.

milkmandan · Post by **milkmandan** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:30 am

father of lies wrote:I'd be leaving my house at 5am. The temp place has a shuttle, too, but I would still have to leave at 5:30. Fuuuuuuuck that.

Totally changed my app to second or third. I'd be fired so fucking fast if I had to get up at 4-4:30 in the morning.

If you can't bootstraps your way out of bed @ 4:00am in the morning everyday for your job then you sir, are a sorry, sadsack piece of shit

father of lies · Post by **father of lies** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:34 am

Well they're hiring all three shifts, it seems, so it doesn't really matter.

Huh huh... schnitzel...

Homemade falafel with fresh wheat pitas from the middle eastern market, here.

Dr Yail Bloor · Post by **Dr Yail Bloor** » Tue Mar 02, 2010 9:44 am

Krieg wrote:I am cooking schnitzel for dinner, I hope they turn out well.

chicken or pork?

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