Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
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Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
The unconscious snake.
The fight with the birds flying around and Black Belt Jones puffing out his cheeks.
The broken sunglasses.
Bruce Lee's face after he squishes Oharra.
"Why doesn't somebody pull out a .45 and, bang, settle it?"
The fight with the birds flying around and Black Belt Jones puffing out his cheeks.
The broken sunglasses.
Bruce Lee's face after he squishes Oharra.
"Why doesn't somebody pull out a .45 and, bang, settle it?"
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Haha, the broken sunglass scene is great. I also enjoy the expressions of the flunkies as he breaks their bones.
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
It's "Extra-Ordinary!"
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Oh man...milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
it's on G4 at least once a month.milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
I'm sure it's entertaining, but I don't get the idolization of Bruce Lee.
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Uhhhhh dude because tv says so.The Torsion wrote:I'm sure it's entertaining, but I don't get the idolization of Bruce Lee.
Fucking duh.
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
"Refuse from waterfront bars"
Kentucky Fried Movie version is also win.
Kentucky Fried Movie version is also win.
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
It's a good fun film. The foley artists should've been shot, but it's a good fun film. Good fun.
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
doomeddisciple wrote:Kentucky Fried Movie version is also win.
"But you'd have the chance to kill 50, maybe 60 men!"
Incalculably stupid, i trust you'll agree.
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
100% skippable IMOmilkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
"These are men who no longer care where they end up... but don't drink."CHUFFED beyond necropsy wrote:doomeddisciple wrote:Kentucky Fried Movie version is also win.
"But you'd have the chance to kill 50, maybe 60 men!"
"Where are we?" "I don't care.. but I DON'T DRINK!"
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
He made badass kung fu films and dying in your prime helps a lot. See: Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, etc... Also, he's probably the most groundbreaking Asian film star ever.Friendly Goatus wrote:Uhhhhh dude because tv says so.The Torsion wrote:I'm sure it's entertaining, but I don't get the idolization of Bruce Lee.
Fucking duh.
Jim Kelly ruled in this movie.
"Don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice."
"Oh? How so?"
"I'll be too busy looking gooood."
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
haha! here it is, I was close
Loo: And who are they?
Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Loo: Shanghaied?
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don't care!
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am!
Prisoner #4: Yeah. and I don't drink.
Dr. Klahn: Guards!
[moves prisoners]
Dr. Klahn: Do you care?
Prisoner #5: No.
Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.
Guard: What do you drink?
Prisoner #5: I don't care.
Loo: And who are they?
Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Loo: Shanghaied?
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don't care!
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am!
Prisoner #4: Yeah. and I don't drink.
Dr. Klahn: Guards!
[moves prisoners]
Dr. Klahn: Do you care?
Prisoner #5: No.
Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.
Guard: What do you drink?
Prisoner #5: I don't care.
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
I mean the myths surrounding the guy... Parlor tricks like the one inch punch, the claims about all the fights he was supposed to be in, the claims that he could've taken out any great heavyweight boxer or would've beaten Duran and other assorted bullshit.Wang Mandu wrote:
He made badass kung fu films and dying in your prime helps a lot. See: Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, etc... Also, he's probably the most groundbreaking Asian film star ever.
Jim Kelly ruled in this movie.
"Don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice."
"Oh? How so?"
"I'll be too busy looking gooood."
Haha,
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Roper wearing his nut huggers while playing golf.
Hahaha, and Bolo's face while he's getting his leg bit is priceless.
Hahaha, and Bolo's face while he's getting his leg bit is priceless.
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
The one inch punch thing goes back to Wing Chun and probably before that.
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Ahhh, right. I have no idea either, the Internet would have debunked that shit in no time. I wonder if it was his doing or just people being idiots. Certainly didn't hurt his bank account.
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Oh it's an old parlor trick, for sure.NANOplague wrote:The one inch punch thing goes back to Wing Chun and probably before that.
Haha,
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
"Bullshit, Mister Han man!"Necrometer wrote:100% skippable IMOmilkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
haha! I always thought he was saying "Mr Hand-Man" you know, on account'a the hand.Honky Kong 64 wrote:"Bullshit, Mister Han man!"Necrometer wrote:100% skippable IMOmilkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.Necrometer wrote:100% skippable IMOmilkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
It's a fantastic, hilarious movie. But, you know...fucking John Saxon FTW. He was in Mitchell! His real name is Carmine Orrico.
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Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
ThePhillyExperiment wrote:You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.Necrometer wrote:100% skippable IMOmilkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?