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by Zerohero » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:45 pm
I would say <.01%
I also doubt they ever set foot in an outhouse come to think of it...
I also think they missed school the day they taught prepositions...that chick is cleared OUTSIDE the outhouse
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rileyo wrote: i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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by Zerohero » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:48 pm
+1 for rape ghoul wearin' a twisty cap
rileyo wrote: i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote: Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote: i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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by soiled depends » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:49 pm
shoos without sox 2 prove inner turmoil and hatred....
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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by baconrebellion » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:49 pm
they may have HEARD OF the existence of vaginas
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by valgalder » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:50 pm
Zero, did you do the artwork for their split album???
I cunt find a bigger ones.
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by F/K/A HAPF » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:50 pm
Little neighbor girl's vagina? Look like they'd munch 4 year old vag.
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by valgalder » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:53 pm
doggie does not look amused:
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by Zerohero » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:53 pm
F/K/A HAPF wrote: Little neighbor girl's vagina? Look like they'd munch 4 year old vag.
since the guitarist only looks 9, i think fingerbangin 4 year olds is legal tender
rileyo wrote: i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote: Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote: i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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by Zerohero » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:55 pm
valgalder wrote: Zero, did you do the artwork for their split album???
I cunt find a bigger ones.
You think Century Media could dust 'em with some mascara, and make that disk marketable?
rileyo wrote: i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote: Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote: i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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by Zerohero » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:56 pm
soiled depends wrote: shoos without sox 2 prove inner turmoil and hatred....
I think singerdoode took his dad's pinstriped business suit slack to the tailor and altered for brutal stage wear.
rileyo wrote: i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote: Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote: i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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by soiled depends » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:56 pm
raped victim is wearing cherry red 5" fuck me pumps
1. No
666. Yes
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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by BUNGVOX » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:57 pm
Zerohero wrote: F/K/A HAPF wrote: Little neighbor girl's vagina? Look like they'd munch 4 year old vag.
since the guitarist only looks 9, i think fingerbangin 4 year olds is legal tender
huhhuhhuh you said tender.
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by Degree Absolute » Fri Mar 05, 2010 12:59 pm
I can't stop laughing at that guy on the left. He looks like a 12 year old girl.
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by Hypnagogia » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:01 pm
soiled depends wrote: shoos without sox 2 prove inner turmoil and hatred....
they could just be wearing super low cut sox.
cuz you know, the ladies don't like sock tan lines
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by worsethanuseless » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:03 pm
Upcoming Shows
Mar 13 Gold Crown Billiards
Mar 19 Hoeks Death Metal FUCKING Pizza
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by BUNGVOX » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:04 pm
worsethanuseless wrote: Mar 19 Hoeks Death Metal FUCKING Pizza
that's the venue i want to play at!
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by valgalder » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:05 pm
worsethanuseless wrote: Upcoming Shows
Mar 13 Gold Crown Billiards
Mar 19 Hoeks Death Metal FUCKING Pizza
I thought Deathmetal pizza was like a take out place...
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by takeasneededforpain » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:07 pm
Degree Absolute wrote: I can't stop laughing at that guy on the left. He looks like a 12 year old girl.
I seriously thought the vocalist in a Chicago-based death metal band was a chick, to the point that I was about to go try to buy him/her/it a drink... then good sense prevailed.
(Actually, the late Lord Abortion intervened...)
Eat shit and live...
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by Julius Echter » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:14 pm
There is an actual show, showcase, what ever the fuck it is at Hoek's during SXSW, Kill The Client is apparently playing that crap as well... complete facepalm for me.
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by takeasneededforpain » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:16 pm
What are the odds that the "artist" for that cover graphic is still in 6th grade?
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by takeasneededforpain » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:18 pm
Degree Absolute wrote: How trashed were you when that happened?
We'd spent the entire previous day drinking, and had started at 10:45 that morning. This was one of the Central Illinois Metalfests... though the year escapes me. I remember Origin and Embalmer were on the ticket... maybe 2005?
By that time, I was destroyed and floating in booze.
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by Bored, Esq. » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:21 pm
baconrebellion wrote: they may have HEARD OF the existence of vaginas
I'm pretty sure they're a myth.
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by Zerohero » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:56 pm
actually played a track or two...
sounds about par for the genre, which ain't saying much for the genre.
4/9 cans of sockless brutality
rileyo wrote: i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote: Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote: i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.