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the awesome Assassin wrote:Her and her husband were looking for a girl to join them in a threesome,


Yup. A preggo threesome. Actually, I don't mind the idea of banging a pregnant chick. Not that that means I wish I had stuck around with her cause I don't wish that.
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You don't have to get here pregnant...
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the awesome Assassin wrote:Her and her husband were looking for a girl to join them in a threesome,
:oops: Missed that. I see what you're saying.
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Thread needs more Okcupid babes, maybe I should scope some out
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You Killed Jesus wrote:Thread needs more Okcupid babes, maybe I should scope some out
and post pics
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Thread's about to get rollin' now.
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I got a few messages last week on plenty of fish, but I told them I wasn't looking anymore.
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did you think about maybe getting some secret pussy on the side erik ?

it's okay if you thought about it. i won't tell.
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riley-o wrote:did you think about maybe getting some secret pussy on the side erik ?

it's okay if you thought about it. i won't tell.


Or just put em on for a bit for shits n' giggles.
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riley-o wrote:did you think about maybe getting some secret pussy on the side erik ?

it's okay if you thought about it. i won't tell.
I would never even consider it. My sweaty treats me great so I wouldn't do that to her.
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Erik13 wrote:
riley-o wrote:did you think about maybe getting some secret pussy on the side erik ?

it's okay if you thought about it. i won't tell.
I would never even consider it. My sweaty treats me great so I wouldn't do that to her.


Sweaty, hah.
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No Logo? Manufacturing Consent? It's 2010, guys. This girl would be reading In Defense of Food.
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underrottingsky wrote:inglebert, the last time you had pussy is when pussy had you.

so shut your stupid ass up!
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Yeah, sorry... I actually didn't even read the first few pages of this thread. I picked up at Ward's post. To the beginning...
I set...the tempo...

Met up with another gal last night... :tup:
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underrottingsky wrote:
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underrottingsky wrote:inglebert, the last time you had pussy is when pussy had you.

so shut your stupid ass up!
This sounds like A CALL.
Yeah, I went to school with these two xasthur fans. They were losers then and are still losers now.
Whoa... this was before inglebert said this was him?

Jesus, humberdink...
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oh man that is some straight ragman shit right there...
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you have obviously removed outpost 31 from your memory banks...

wish i could do the same......
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riley-o wrote:you have obviously removed outpost 31 from your memory banks...

wish i could do the same......
Aw man! I had that shit erased!
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milkmandan wrote:Image

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This has to be the easiest number series question I've ever seen
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I checked and rechecked it when I answered that question, because I thought it couldn't possibly be that easy. People are fucking stupid.
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