The Police: Drink Corporate Beer NOW or Else...

[The Torsion]

Oh yeah man. A union merchant sailor turned custom knifemaker and a community college English professor. Total predators.

[The Torsion]

Haha, you're going to give him another nervous breakdown.

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

I'm sure he's a fucking saint, and probably as much of an arrogant braggard as you.

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

Torsion was really born to be a slave overseer. I bet he can't fathom the idea I don't want to physically hurt him because hes so used to using his physic to intimidate others. A revolting bully who everyone loves.

[The Torsion]

I see your family as predators who prey on the suffering of others and promote it as much as possible.

Except I don't get to fuck Sanaa Lathan.

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

The existence of poverty in this nation means that torsion's kind has indeed won. I'm not really a fan of getting on board with authoritarianism like he is. OHHH IF ONLY BUSSINESMEN HAD MORE POWER.

[Turd Murder]

Torsion was really born to be a slave overseer. I bet he can't fathom the idea I don't want to physically hurt him because hes so used to using his physic to intimidate others. A revolting bully who everyone loves.

You know what I think would have been the best part about owning slaves? The sex. The hot hot unlubricated uninhibited hole defiling asshole punching teeth shattering no one's listening no one sees cock in up to the balls and beyond no foreplay just stick and move, stick and move load blowing creampie and held back tears sex.

And mulatto babies are adorable.

[The Torsion]

Old Coast slave ship bound for cotton fields
Sold in the market down in New Orleans
Scarred old slaver, you know he's doin' alright
Hear him with the women just around midnight

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

In a free market, the market is free, but the people are all slaves, except the very top who can always call on a dude like torsion to bust some heads if the plebes get out of line. If it wasn't for his "free market", that guy wouldn't need to be richer than steve jobs to have a fulfilling life of fucking goats all day. Sadly, the men who put torsion's ideals into effect(southern republicans) don't have enough torsion's who just want the rich to be powerful and the poor working 18/20 hour days so they have to call on the religious conservatives and thus must support arresting goatfuckers like him. It's a catch22 im sure, or would be if torsian had even the slightest bit of humanity in him.

[father of lies]

God damn stop making the rest of us look bad.

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

I have made my allegiance to "humanity" quite clear and your silly for even supporting me in the slightest.

[The Torsion]

Sorry about ruining your beer thread, Smegma.

[Bored, Esq.]

I would totally make VueeeuVueeeeuV a house nigger.

[The Torsion]

Haha, hey, I never had a hard time seeing where you were coming from.

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

I ruin the natural order of things, which could best be seen in the europe of the 12th century, not the NIGHTMARE of Europe today.

[The Torsion]

What kind of mental illness does advances:monkey have? Pseudo-psychoanalysts?

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

I see people cheering a monster for taking a shit on all that is good in society and it seems clear to me that if people saw torsion for what he was the world would be a better place.

[Glass Asshole]

No one's really suffering, though. My cousin is working on his PhD at the University of Chicago right now!

MOTHERFUCKER! He's studying under the ghost of Milton Friedman and he must be stopped!

Release the monkeys

[The Torsion]

I wonder what the other people in Bellevue think of him.

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

I clearly disagree, if you go back in recent history, every mistep the nation has been made has been done with the screaming support of southerners. Its telling the politics of the south range from solipsistic nihilism to arrogant authoritarianism. These are not american traits, they are southern traits, born from that cancerous environment and sadly drag down the rest of the country.

[Glass Asshole]

But what about Lynyrd Skynyrd, dude?

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

Name one group of people in history that never came up with any good food or music?

[F/K/A HAPF]

Name one group of people in history that never came up with any good food or music?

Puritans.

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

Damn. However, the puritans politics are still alive and well...
DOWN SOUTH!

[chrusti(ns)anity]

Torsion was really born to be a slave overseer. I bet he can't fathom the idea I don't want to physically hurt him because hes so used to using his physic to intimidate others. A revolting bully who everyone loves.

he uses physics to intimidate others?!