recommend some dance music for my wedding

Hypnagogia · Post by **Hypnagogia** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 3:56 pm

if you got an MP3, I will totally rename the file and slip the battletweeter theme into the playlist.

DeadWalrus · Post by **DeadWalrus** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:00 pm

Hypnagogia wrote:you forgot:
3) music you think is alright, while giving the bitches what they want

sorry nope, all that ohio players shit won't work because no one's ever heard it before. put on mj's thriller and watch every bitch in an ugly dress try to do the stupid dance. good music will be ignored, Young MC's hit dance number Bust a Move will fill the floor. this is what weddings are.

DeadWalrus · Post by **DeadWalrus** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:03 pm

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_q ... r+dance+we

hahaha

Hypnagogia · Post by **Hypnagogia** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:05 pm

i'll allow billie jean...

DanBehavingBadly · Post by **DanBehavingBadly** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:06 pm

Seriously: Electric Slide, Cha Cha Slide, Personal Jesus, Macarena, YMCA, etc. Trust me on this one.

soiled depends · Post by **soiled depends** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:15 pm

DeadWalrus wrote: put on mj's thriller and watch every bitch in an ugly dress try to do the stupid dance. good music will be ignored, Young MC's hit dance number Bust a Move will fill the floor. this is what weddings are.

Too true. I had to help my bro fill a computer with dance tunes for his wedding and all of that shit got played. We spent several hours getting shitfaced and thinking of the worst possible shit. Then watched as the bitches cut a rug all night long...you're hitting a particular low whhen you think, DUDE, SLAP SOME MIDNIGHT OIL ON THAT MOTHERUCKER!!!!

caldwell.the.great · Post by **caldwell.the.great** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:17 pm

The Band

Hypnagogia · Post by **Hypnagogia** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:18 pm

soiled depends wrote:you're hitting a particular low whhen you think, DUDE, SLAP SOME MIDNIGHT OIL ON THAT MOTHERUCKER!!!!

haha!

DeadWalrus · Post by **DeadWalrus** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:24 pm

soiled depends wrote:you're hitting a particular low whhen you think, DUDE, SLAP SOME MIDNIGHT OIL ON THAT MOTHERUCKER!!!!

fucking lol

Wang Mandu · Post by **Wang Mandu** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:28 pm

Mallardtard's wedding is going to be the worst ever. It's not even going to be open bar, is it? You cheap fuck.

Hypnagogia · Post by **Hypnagogia** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 4:45 pm

Wang Mandu wrote:Mallardtard's wedding is going to be the worst ever. It's not even going to be open bar, is it? You cheap fuck.

every table gets a bottle of hennessy, a bottle of red, and a bottle of white.
Plus beer; we've budgeted about $500 for beer.

but no, we're not paying a bartender.

Tony Twist · Post by **Tony Twist** » Wed Mar 10, 2010 5:23 pm

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