neato....US department of education is buying 27 shotguns.

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neato....US department of education is buying 27 shotguns.

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this is a good thing.
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The U.S. Department of Education (ED) intends to purchase twenty-seven (27) REMINGTON BRAND MODEL 870 POLICE 12/14P MOD GRWC XS4 KXCS SF. RAMAC #24587 GAUGE: 12 BARREL: 14" - PARKERIZED CHOKE: MODIFIED SIGHTS: GHOST RING REAR WILSON COMBAT; FRONT - XS CONTOUR BEAD SIGHT STOCK: KNOXX REDUCE RECOIL ADJUSTABLE STOCK FORE-END: SPEEDFEED SPORT-SOLID - 14" LOP are designated as the only shotguns authorized for ED based on compatibility with ED existing shotgun inventory, certified armor and combat training and protocol, maintenance, and parts.
The required date of delivery is March 22, 2010.
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Is this for security guards in schools or something? Cool looking gun, btw.
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Please buy yourself a shotgun and paint the ceiling with your brains.

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Probably need to defend some schools in Texas once the Teabaggers get wind that their tax dollars are going to support book-learnin', worse colored book learnin'.
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Bored, Esq. wrote:Is this for security guards in schools or something? Cool looking gun, btw.
i figure its the new zero tolerance standards.
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Bored, Esq. wrote:Is this for security guards in schools or something? Cool looking gun, btw.
i figure its the new zero tolerance standards.
Hahaha...if only!
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Speaking of Remington 870's you guys ever noticed this in Commando? I hadn't until I saw this screencap.

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There are only two parts of that movie I can watch now: the part where he bursts out of the shed and kills people with tools and then...the Chet scene. Fuckin' Chet.

Edit: oh wait, the "let off some steam" scene with the guy from Road Warrior is in this too, right?
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The delivery location is Office of Inspector General so I'm guessing it is for DOE criminal investigators of some sort.
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Bored, Esq. wrote:There are only two parts of that movie I can watch now: the part where he bursts out of the shed and kills people with tools and then...the Chet scene. Fuckin' Chet.

Edit: oh wait, the "let off some steam" scene with the guy from Road Warrior is in this too, right?
Haha yeah, Bennett was the characters name.
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I d/led the famous TFTC episode last night where Paxton is addicted to butter. One thing you can say about him: he stuck in there when all of Hollywood wanted him dead...now he's a star. Game over?
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It's probably for some shooting class or something. Maybe to protect them from lone nuts who are enraged we are finnally trying to standarize curriculum in the country(because math is just different in texas and california)
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Degree Absolute wrote:The delivery location is Office of Inspector General so I'm guessing it is for DOE criminal investigators of some sort.
hopefully they will kill the ugly teachers that are porking the students.
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Iron Goldie wrote:
Bored, Esq. wrote:There are only two parts of that movie I can watch now: the part where he bursts out of the shed and kills people with tools and then...the Chet scene. Fuckin' Chet.

Edit: oh wait, the "let off some steam" scene with the guy from Road Warrior is in this too, right?
Haha yeah, Bennett was the characters name.
And the actors name is Vernon Wells, he played Wez in "The Road Warrior".

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